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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:38:40 No.50355414 View View Reply Original Report

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>/vp/ when someone points out that their "waifumon" is 87.5% male

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:43:26 No.50355454 Report

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the wall

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:45:24 No.50355463 Report

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garbage thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:46:30 No.50355470 Report

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>>50355463
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:48:44 No.50355481 Report

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>>50355414

these niggas do realise that Humans are 50% male too right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:49:24 No.50355484 Report

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>>50355463
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:50:35 No.50355498 Report

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>>50355414
Probably the only time /vp/ cares about data from the actual games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 18:07:10 No.50355606 Report

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>>50355463
beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 18:09:02 No.50355621 Report

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>>50355463
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 18:11:42 No.50355629 Report

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>>50355414
>degenerate can't even read percentages
It says that 87.5% of all those pokemon are male, not that the pokemon is 87.5% male

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 18:22:42 No.50355705 Report

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>>50355414
Despite that more than 50% of real life humans are female does not mean you are a girl in the slightest, tranny.
You will never be a woman. The male/female ratio has no meaning after you are born, your gender is set and there is no changing it. Take the cards you were dealt, or fold and kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 18:55:09 No.50355910 Report

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>he doesn't want to watch female starters getting gangbanged by the 7 males that came before her
kinda gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 18:56:30 No.50355921 Report

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>>50355414
Who cares.
If it's cute, I'm happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 19:24:08 No.50356086 Report

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>>50355414
gender ratios are just a number, like age

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 19:56:56 No.50356257 Report

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>>50355414
>Discord when somebody points out they are so damn obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 19:58:45 No.50356268 Report

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>>50355414
Feels good being a femboy enjoyer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:11:53 No.50356354 Report

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>>50355414
>/vp/ when they realize pokemon don't reproduce sexually. Instead making eggs out of thin air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:32:21 No.50356484 Report

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>>50355414
Yep, you like a mon that has a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:33:03 No.50356488 Report

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>>50355414
Pokefuckers are the loudest minority ever to exist, congratulations to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:35:10 No.50356504 Report

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>Go to Unova
>it looks like Rome
WHY?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:11:29 No.50356737 Report

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>>50355414
the dick makes it better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:38:00 No.50356910 Report

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>>50355463
Meme magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:38:00 No.50356911 Report

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>>50355463
Happy ending

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:39:53 No.50356920 Report

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>when i tell someone my favourite starter is charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:50:48 No.50357005 Report

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>>50356920
Fucking KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:52:31 No.50357015 Report

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>>50356086
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:48:23 No.50357526 Report

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>>50356354
Pokemon pretty clearly feel sexual attraction. Meowth has been infatuated with like 10 different species, including humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:50:19 No.50357540 Report

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>>50356488
Pokefucking is normal. People who sperg out over it are the vocal minority.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:56:08 No.50357584 Report

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>>50356354
False
Pokemon make a baby in the poke-sex way, then the mother (or ditto) makes an incubator shaped like an egg out of dirt, grass, pebbles, etc. The trainer then has to incubate the *egg* until the pokemon is fully developed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 00:10:15 No.50358082 Report

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favorite alternative Pokemon form?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 01:40:18 No.50358748 Report

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>>50357526
The anime isn't canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 01:42:31 No.50358767 Report

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>>50357584
We see Arceus make an egg out of nothing. Pokemon moves conquer elements and energies out of nothing. XY said these things are the result of leftover energy from the world's creation. Basically eggs are made using this energy too. No real biological processes is used.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:01:42 No.50358885 Report

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>>50358748
Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:12:28 No.50358948 Report

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>>50358885
The anime has real world animals, guns and pokemon that talk. It's just a nonsensical kid's show used to promote the games and manga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 04:00:00 No.50359582 Report

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>>50356920
I have never had a stronger urge to want to punch someone in the face in my entire life holy shit.

Rajesh

Rajesh Fri 06 May 2022 04:02:46 No.50359598 Report

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You have to be pretty sad virgin to be sexually attraction to pokeman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 04:07:33 No.50359632 Report

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>>50359598
Being attracted to Pokemon is perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of. >>50357540

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 04:22:43 No.50359709 Report

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>>50358767
>Arceus
So because Jesus was born sex doesn't exist.

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