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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 19:58:23 No.50356265 View View Reply Original Report

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>Shark that can fly
>Ground type
What did Gamefreak mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:01:36 No.50356284 Report

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>>50356265
It resembles a stone gargoyle but they made it ground instead of rock because it's a land shark. Golurk is also a ground type that can fly except golurk actually learns it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:36:44 No.50356517 Report

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>>50356265
Surface to air missile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:46:55 No.50356583 Report

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>>50356265
>freezes your ugly shark dragon abomination to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:50:22 No.50356599 Report

Quoted By: >>50356624 >>50357221

>>50356265
It doesn't actually fly. It's a shark. It swims. It swims through the ground and glides through the air by jumping out of the ground like Mantine glides after jumping out of the water.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:54:38 No.50356624 Report

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>>50356599
>It doesn't actually fly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:56:24 No.50356632 Report

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>>50356624
what were game freak thinking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:59:22 No.50356655 Report

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>>50356265
It's also inspired by jet planes. That's all I got.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:10:49 No.50356730 Report

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>>50356265
It's based on ekranoplans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground-effect_vehicle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:12:19 No.50356748 Report

Quoted By: >>50356771 >>50356887

>overdesigned adhd coloring

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:14:49 No.50356771 Report

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>>50356748
>>overdesigned adhd coloring
enough about Unova dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:33:21 No.50356879 Report

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>>50356265
I'm tired of this ugly piece of shit being shilled over better dragons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:34:29 No.50356887 Report

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>>50356748
>>50356771
Do you find this fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:38:21 No.50356912 Report

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>>50356771
Unova being shit doesn’t mean Sinnoh isn’t also shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:58:43 No.50357064 Report

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>>50356265
Hideous design as per usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 21:59:14 No.50357069 Report

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>>50356583
Yes please queen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:00:04 No.50357075 Report

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>>50356624
Omg it's SO CRINGE. These fucking ugly designs man, I can't even. Literally ruins the enjoyment of the game slightly...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:06:33 No.50357129 Report

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And the discord schizos all show up in unison. What a surprise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:11:06 No.50357175 Report

Quoted By: >>50357197 >>50357693

>>50356624
thats not flying its gliding like anon said. theres nothing to give it propulsion and it doesnt have wings to flap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:13:51 No.50357197 Report

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>>50357175
>thats not flying its gliding
you are retarded, it outflew a jet plane

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:14:39 No.50357208 Report

Quoted By: >>50357233 >>50357245

garchomp tiddies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:15:58 No.50357221 Report

Quoted By: >>50362635

>>50356599
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:16:53 No.50357233 Report

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>>50357208
So why aren't you posting them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:17:11 No.50357237 Report

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>>50356771
Discord moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:18:13 No.50357245 Report

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>>50357208
I want to fuck a female garchomp so bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:18:18 No.50357249 Report

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>>50356265
It's a shark and a dragon and a plane and a tremors monster. Such an overcrowded concept shouldn't work but somehow it does.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:19:41 No.50357260 Report

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>>50357233
to respect the blue board of course!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:30:56 No.50357378 Report

Quoted By: >>50357414 >>50363175

>>50357197
I can write that a human running beat a jet in a 10 mile race. Does that mean it's accurate? The writers can make Garchomp do whatever the fuck they want. It doesn't mean shit. It has nothing to make it fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:33:52 No.50357414 Report

Quoted By: >>50357551 >>50357608

>>50357378
The Pokedex literally says it has scales that reduce wind resistance, allowing it to fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:51:34 No.50357551 Report

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>>50357414
So just because a paper plano is aerodynamic that means it can fly without further impulse? See how retarded garchomp is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:57:07 No.50357589 Report

Quoted By: >>50357604

>>50357260
And yet you're only posting males. Odd that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:57:19 No.50357591 Report

Quoted By: >>50357648 >>50357693 >>50358813

>>50356265
>>50356624
There is no real reason why Garchomp should be able to fly. It doesn't even flap anything in this webm and yet it flies faster than a fighter jet.
I think it is the Dragon-type energy that enables it to fly. But then again Dragon Pokemon like Haxorus and Goodra cannot fly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 22:59:41 No.50357604 Report

Quoted By: >>50357730

>>50357589
I don't see any fin notches

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:00:35 No.50357608 Report

Quoted By: >>50357648 >>50357693

>>50356624
Laughable. Gets a speed boost out of nowhere.
>>50357414
Just because something has minimal wind resistance doesn't mean it can fly by itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:05:07 No.50357648 Report

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>>50357608
>>50357591
he is just that good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:11:32 No.50357693 Report

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>>50357175
>It's not flying
You're right, it's not. It's magically moving through the air without any real propulsion. And don't bullshit its gliding because that goes against basic physics.
Like >>50357591 and >>50357608 point out, it's not flapping its wings and just gets a huge momentum boost of of nowhere. Literal magical peterpan levels of bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:14:32 No.50357714 Report

Quoted By: >>50357987

>>50357551
Garchomp flies under its own power. Ash's gets a bump-start, as the Ultra Guardian missions are usually time-critical but as shown, when not in a huge hurry, it can propel itself innately.
>https://youtu.be/UBPewdT6gFQ?t=652

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:16:09 No.50357730 Report

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>>50357604
I don't see any fins on the first two and given how familiar I am with the little landshark slut, can spot the wheat from the chaff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:52:21 No.50357987 Report

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>>50357714
That episode was cute…I’ve barely seen most of SM but to this day you can just tell when Iwane is involved an episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 00:04:55 No.50358046 Report

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>>50356265
They don't have triple types yet, but even if they did, they wouldn't give it to Garchomp because then it'd make Cynthia look bad because her signature Pokemon dies in one hit to a Swinub's Ice Shard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 01:48:04 No.50358813 Report

Quoted By: >>50358980

>>50357591
Garchomp's tiny wings on its arms enable flight the same way Dragonite's tiny wings do and Rayquaza's lack of wings do: anime/game logic.

Plus if Garchomp can summon up sandstorms who's to say that it cant summon up some wind under its arm wings to fly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:16:39 No.50358980 Report

Quoted By: >>50359108

>>50358813
Dragonite's wings used to extend while flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:19:33 No.50358994 Report

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"Fuck Flygonfags"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:25:36 No.50359026 Report

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>idiots complaining about the fact that a magical creature in a fictional anime world can fly without following real life logic
Im sure animals can also shoit lightning from their cheeks and shoot fire out of their ass. The pokedex gave a reason for it being able to fly and its ridiculous to claim that its unrealistic in a world explicitly different from our own

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:30:53 No.50359056 Report

Quoted By: >>50359063 >>50359074

who cares. this fucking dragon pseudo is a shit design. Salamence and Dragonite mog the shit out of it in terms of design alone. Garchomp can't even make up its mind whether it's a dragon or a fucking land shark. the only reason it got popular is because of DP fags and Cynthiafags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:31:46 No.50359063 Report

Quoted By: >>50359074 >>50363180

>>50359056
Dragonite yes. Salamence is also shit though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:33:15 No.50359074 Report

Quoted By: >>50359116 >>50360359

>>50359056
>>50359063
>barneys orange cousin and a flying croissant mog garchomp
Gold

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:37:40 No.50359108 Report

Quoted By: >>50363142

>>50358980
Used to but not anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:38:45 No.50359116 Report

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>>50359074
The only people who think Garchomp looks cool are young boys and manchildren.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:40:01 No.50359121 Report

Quoted By: >>50359155 >>50360400

Fuck Dragon Pseudos. Metagross mogs every single one of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:40:57 No.50359129 Report

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>>50359116
>hurrr durr if you like a cool, popular design youre a child or manchild
The only people that think like this are children
Liking shit designs doesnt make you cool just because theyre not popular shithead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:46:20 No.50359155 Report

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>>50359121
>Earthquake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:49:06 No.50359167 Report

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>>50359116
The only people who think Dragonite looks cool are toddlers and the neurodivergent

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:51:17 No.50359179 Report

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Garchomp looks like some tranny in a scaliesuit. Well it's no surprise that Garchompfags are trannies that will never be women or have an abortion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:59:28 No.50359232 Report

Quoted By: >>50363086 >>50363125

>>50359116
>The only people who think Garchomp looks cool are young boys and manchildren.
objectively wrong since Garchomp is very popular

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:05:31 No.50359268 Report

Quoted By: >>50359366

>I love Garchomp!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:05:47 No.50359273 Report

Quoted By: >>50359311

>>50356265
It flies in the ground like the worms from Dune retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:08:54 No.50359292 Report

Quoted By:

>>50356265
She flies by farting hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:11:34 No.50359311 Report

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>>50359273
>it flies in the ground

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:13:31 No.50359325 Report

Quoted By: >>50359343 >>50359416 >>50359622 >>50360319 >>50360401

>>50359116
>tfw my mom's favorite pokemon is Garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:15:57 No.50359343 Report

Quoted By: >>50359351

>>50359325
>mom
>liking Pokemon
are you 12?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:17:02 No.50359351 Report

Quoted By: >>50363216

>>50359343
No I'm 27 and she's in her 50s, she's just really into Pokemon GO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:18:40 No.50359361 Report

Quoted By: >>50359381 >>50360383

>>50356624
wait, there are fighter jets in the pokemon world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:19:11 No.50359366 Report

Quoted By: >>50359387 >>50359417

>>50359268
I have never hover-handed a Pokémon. The man in the pic has obliterated my sense of self. What the fuck have I been doing all my life? I WANT TO AWKWARDLY HOVER HAND A CUTE GIRL IN A GARCHOMP COSTUME WTF LIFE ISN'T FAIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:21:44 No.50359381 Report

Quoted By: >>50359413 >>50359420

>>50359361
Tech levels in Pokemon are higher than our own. There are also cars which are inefficient as fuck when there's no paved roads to drive them on, so of course there's jets in a world where Fly is a free move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:22:45 No.50359387 Report

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>>50359366
Enjoy losing 1/8 of your HP then you blithering fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:24:19 No.50359398 Report

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>>50356771
It’s a definitely an autism pokemon. Imagine if Chris chan was a zoomer and had a Sonichomp medallion instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:25:02 No.50359408 Report

Quoted By: >>50359414

>>50356265
Garchampion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:25:56 No.50359413 Report

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>>50359381
But cars and buses are still the preferred method of transportation. There are paved roads everywhere, we just don't see them because they aren't important.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:26:01 No.50359414 Report

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>>50359408
Garchads rise up. Someone tell Chadizard there's a new chud in town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:26:05 No.50359416 Report

Quoted By: >>50359437

>>50359325
Does she look like Cynthia? Asking for my genitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:26:21 No.50359417 Report

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>>50359366
>cute girl in a garchomp cosplay
that's a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:26:57 No.50359420 Report

Quoted By: >>50359424 >>50360347

>>50359381
Most flying Pokemon can't match the speed of a jet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:27:34 No.50359424 Report

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>>50359420
You're right, but at least they can outspeed an Indian Elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:30:44 No.50359437 Report

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>>50359416
She looks like either a 12 year old boy or a fat virgin man apparently, your choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 04:05:45 No.50359622 Report

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>>50359325
Your mom has based taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 04:39:40 No.50359776 Report

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>>50356624
That’s not flying. That’s falling with Style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 04:42:23 No.50359786 Report

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>>50356632
I don't get it either

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:34:53 No.50360319 Report

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>>50359325
Is your mom single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:42:40 No.50360347 Report

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>>50359420
Maybe not but there's proof that pokemon with a speed of at least 102 can do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:47:36 No.50360359 Report

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>>50359074
Garchomp would be cool if it couldn't fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:53:19 No.50360383 Report

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>>50359361
Why would a peaceful utopia like the Pokemon world even require a fighter jet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:58:06 No.50360400 Report

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>>50359121
*Crunch*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:58:41 No.50360401 Report

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>>50359325
I'm gonna bang your mum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 13:32:25 No.50362635 Report

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>>50357221
Yes you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:17:57 No.50363056 Report

Quoted By: >>50363092

>>50356265
What an absolute dogshit design
By far the worst in the franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:20:30 No.50363086 Report

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>>50359232
due to stats, not the shit design

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:21:37 No.50363092 Report

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>>50363056
Why do you think it's so strong. This is literally GameFreak:

>"Hey, so Garchomp looks like utter fucking shit. Should we redesign it?"
>"Naaaah, just give it 600 BST, that will force the stupid Gaijin to love it."

This is why I can't fully get into this series. The designs are so fucking bad looking. The shit designs should be the shitmons. Then I could love this series....... Imagine a meta with no UGLY Lando, Rillaboom, Incin. Imagine it was Espeon and Umbreon as top picks. Game improves 10000x immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:24:51 No.50363125 Report

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>>50359232
ZERO taste. I'd be embarassed to release this chart. The top line is mostly good but then.........

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:26:17 No.50363139 Report

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>>50356265
It literally looks like it has Down's Syndrome. Srs. That is Down's face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:26:22 No.50363142 Report

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>>50359108
Which is retarded because this is how dragonite flies as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:28:56 No.50363175 Report

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>>50357378
Wew lad, garchomp isn't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:29:16 No.50363180 Report

Quoted By: >>50364197

>>50359063
Dragonite is an abomination , nostalgiafaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 14:32:49 No.50363216 Report

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>>50359351
Your mom had kids by the time she was your age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 15:40:14 No.50363991 Report

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It flies because Dragons have that trait normally

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 15:57:31 No.50364197 Report

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>>50363180
Yes it is. First gens had less abominations though. I think basically some genius was doing the Dratini line, and some Make-A-Wish winner got to draw the final evolution.

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