I was the Gym leader of Ecruteak City. I loved Ho-Oh so much, I had all its plushies and figures. I'd pray to Ho-Oh every night before I go to bed, hopeful that one day I'd get to meet it. "Ho-Oh is love", I would say, "Ho-Oh is life". Whitney hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew she was just jealous for my devotion of Ho-Oh. I called her a whore. She slaps me and tells me to get back to my gym. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay on the floor and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Ho-Oh. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my tower". He grabs me with his shiny blue talons, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Ho-Oh. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Ho-Oh. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Ho-Oh. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his sacred flames. A challenger walks in. Ho-Oh looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all Ho-Over now". Ho-Oh flies out the window. Ho-Oh is love. Ho-Oh is life.