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Anyone else here just really hate cats and cat owners? I love when a neighbor's cat stumbles into my yard to murder some native endangered birds while I'm hanging out, I always keep a loaded Airsoft rifle with me when I'm hanging out on the deck during the warm months. I don't even play Airsoft but I'm getting pretty good aim, at first I would miss every other time but now I can get a still target from anywhere in the yard. I used to use suicide hot sauce and lemon juice in a super soaker but that was too easy to dodge, I'd have to get them by surprise.
I have also thought about trapping them, driving 45 minutes into the mountains and just letting them go out there, at least a cougar or brown bear might have a good meal.
Keep your cats indoors, or I might get to them :)
