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Eh Rose was actually trying to solve an actual problem, he was absolutely retarded in how he went about it but at least he was prepared to suffer the consequences. Both Maxie and Archie were way more retarded, especially with the "oh no what have I done" moment after they awaken Grouden/Kyogore.

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:29:30 No.50447659 Report

Quoted By: >>50447669

>>50447315
All of them because they get their asses kicked by pre-pubescent children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:30:09 No.50447664 Report

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>>50447315
cyrus

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:30:40 No.50447669 Report

Quoted By: >>50448944

>>50447659
Some of them are 16

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:36:39 No.50447693 Report

Quoted By: >>50447733

>>50447605
>As long as I hold the blue orb Kyogre will do my bidding
>Throw that very same orb
Its not a challenge by a long shot

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:43:09 No.50447733 Report

Quoted By: >>50448791

>>50447693
>Tell Kyogre to destroy everything
>Shelly says that destroying everything will be bad
>Kyogre proceeds to destoy everything
>Matt says that Kyogre is destroying everything and that it's bad
>Tell Kyogre to stop destroying everything AFTER THROWING THE BLUE ORB
>It proceeds to eat me
>mfw
a VERY long shot

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 07:36:55 No.50448764 Report

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>>50447315
he's retarded but hot. you can't be both

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 07:38:17 No.50448772 Report

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>>50447315
and if we're talking retarded, try leon. that bastard is genuinely the most autistic character i have ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 07:39:13 No.50448779 Report

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>>50447315
Cyrus wanted to destroy the universe and create a new one with lobotomized humans. Just because he was too autistic to understand emotions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 07:41:10 No.50448791 Report

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>>50447733
ORAS was retarded. Team Aqua wanted to raise ocean levels. Not flood the world and wipe out humanity.

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 07:44:03 No.50448807 Report

Quoted By: >>50448948 >>50449507

>>50447315
for a guy with the best evil battle music in the series he sure is gullible, you'd think he'd wise up to ghetsis being a moron a little sooner

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 08:20:47 No.50448944 Report

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>>50447669
>Fully grown adult
>Super athletic and muscular, or a brilliant genius, sometimes even both
>Gets absolutely destroyed by a high school sophomore
And what were you trying to say?

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 08:22:37 No.50448948 Report

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>>50448807
He was basically brainwashed by ghetsis to hate pokemon trainers. I’d say he’s believable enough

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 08:40:19 No.50449005 Report

Quoted By: >>50449040 >>50449451

Not the most retarded but what even was Giovanni's goal again? Didnt he have enough going on? Why did he think he'd achieve anything with a team stocked with rattata and koffing?

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 08:49:15 No.50449035 Report

Quoted By: >>50449060

>>50447605
Archie and Rose... Imagine the sex!

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 08:51:37 No.50449040 Report

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>>50449005
He's a mob boss, he just wanted money and control.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:01:16 No.50449060 Report

Quoted By: >>50449112 >>50449143

>>50449035
Rose is fat tho. Only fetishists are into pigs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:17:02 No.50449101 Report

Quoted By: >>50449107 >>50449546

>>50447315
I wish they decided to keep the cut story of him and Leon rigging league matches to keep him champion, but nope they had to keep him a generic Gary Stu character so they wouldn't spoil Charizard's name

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:18:45 No.50449107 Report

Quoted By: >>50449124

>>50449101
>seething
Leon beat everyone without rigging.
Cope that he's the strongest champion ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:20:26 No.50449112 Report

Quoted By: >>50449117

>>50449060
Implying fat is a problem

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:21:48 No.50449117 Report

Quoted By: >>50449128

>>50449112
It is

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:22:27 No.50449121 Report

Quoted By: >>50449134

I want to huff Rose's balls

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:23:08 No.50449124 Report

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>>50449107
>the strongest champion ever
that's (you)

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:24:30 No.50449128 Report

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>>50449117
It's not though, dadbod best bod

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:25:35 No.50449134 Report

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>>50449121
agreed

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:28:16 No.50449143 Report

Quoted By: >>50449146

>>50449060
Nah, softies are the best for grabbing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:29:39 No.50449146 Report

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>>50449143
GENIUS ANON

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 11:19:31 No.50449451 Report

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>>50449005
Giovanni's plans are usually very straight-forward; Take over places, poach Pokemon, etc. Even with Rainbow Rocket, that M.O. is mostly the same.
He doesn't really have much of an end goal aside from takeovers and "be world's strongest trainer".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 11:30:40 No.50449507 Report

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>>50448807
He had been lied to and manipulated since he was a child but eventually changed his mind after interacting with the real world, that's more than most real people do.
If we're talking retards, Archie is the undisputed king.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 11:38:51 No.50449546 Report

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>>50449101
> cut story
kek this is always what we were gonna get, GameFreak are just creatively bankrupt lizard shills.

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