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Johto games fucking suck

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Gen 2 and the remakes are by far the worst in the series and anoyone that says otherwise is either baiting or legitimately retarded.
>Adds about 100 new pokemon, most of which are locked behind postgame or are just fucking trash. Misdreavus, Hoppip, Dunsparce, Noctowl, Girafarig, Sneasel, Aipom, Forretress, Gligar, Granbull, Quilfish, Slugma, Corsola, and pretty much every other new Pokemon besides Tyranitar, Houndoom, and Ampharos are ugly as fuck and garbage in battle
>Starters are the ugliest and weakest in the entire series.
>Pacing and level curve are atrocious. Wild Pokemon levels cap in the mid 30s before victory road and you're expected to have a team of high 40s by the time you reach the Elite 4. And there's no trainers in victory road so have fun grinding.
>The nonlinearity, while an interesting idea, is horribly executed and forces the gym leaders to be extremely weak in order to allow some of them to be done in any order.
>Speaking of gym leaders, why do almost none of them use the new Johto pokemon? Why doesn't Morty have Misdreavus? Why doesn't Jasmine have Forretress? Why doesn't Falkner have Noctowl?" Why doesn't Chuck have Hitmontop or Heracross? Why doesn't Bugsy have Ariados or Heracross or Forretress?
>The Team Rocket "story" arc feels so pointless and underwhelming. It has abosolutely no buildup or climax. Even for Pokemon standards, this story is so garbage. The only somewhat interesting character is Silver.
>The random phonecalls are so goddamn annoying and pointless
>Damn near every route is just the same grassy terrain with mostly the same wild Pokemon available in each.
>Kanto is so lifeless, uninteresting, and boring that most people don't even bother playing anymore after beating the Johto E4.
>The Red battle is a total joke. Anyone that thinks this is a hard battle is bad at the game

Rom hacks like Storm Silver are the only fun way to experience this dumpster fire of a region. How did they not fix any of this shit in HGSS?