If pokemon turned out to be real, like actually real. TPC turned out to have been a front for the Pokémon government, working to mentally condition us to be more accepting of the eventual merge of worlds, all the lore is real. So now Pokémon are real and exist in the modern western world. You can adopt them, fight them, and raise them. This begs a genuine question. Not shitposting, not asking for meme answer, being serious. If Pokémon existed, would you actually try to fuck one?