BUT I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ASH KETCHUM >:( HE'S A FUCKING RETARD.
HELP HELP HELP ASH IS KIDNAPPING AND RAPING ME(THE VIEWER) I WANT OFF ASH'S WILD RIDE.

THIS ISN'T EVEN POKEMON ANYMORE, HE JUST WINS BY PLOT ARMOR AND BY BEING A RETARD. HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO THROW A BUCKET OF WATER ON ONYX. HE STILL DIDN'T REPAY MISTY'S BIKE.

IF IT WASN'T FOR MISTY AND BROCK THEN THE SHOW WOULD SUCK DONKEY DICK.

I want to follow Red or hell even Gary.
Ash is a loser who never learns.