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Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:48:33 No.50535397 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50535399 >>50535414 >>50535429 >>50535439 >>50535464 >>50535640 >>50535646 >>50535927 >>50536256 >>50536280 >>50536298 >>50537466 >>50537655 >>50538010 >>50538018 >>50538325 >>50541096 >>50541207

>singlehandedly makes pokephelia mainstream and no longer seen as weird and creepy

How do you feel about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:49:05 No.50535399 Report

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>>50535397
Couldn't care less

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:49:59 No.50535406 Report

Quoted By: >>50535418 >>50539404

>thing i dont like is ok now becuase one popular person made a semi-serious joke about it
do normies really???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:51:09 No.50535414 Report

Quoted By: >>50536378

>>50535397
eh, my specific flavor of it is still seen as creepy and weird.
so i don't really give a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:51:47 No.50535418 Report

Quoted By: >>50538716

>>50535406
People are taught that individuality is a bad thing unless you're ultra-famous. And until you ARE ultra-famous, if you aren't a part of something "bigger", that you'll never be worth anything.
Whether this be brand worship, following celebrities, supporting your favorite sports team, it's how culture is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:54:55 No.50535426 Report

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it sucks actually because the shitty casualbait ones just get more attention and all the cool pokemon get ignored even more

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:55:34 No.50535429 Report

Quoted By: >>50535435 >>50535447

>>50535397
My guy, it's been mainstream since forever, people have been making jokes about Gardevoir and Lopunny since the dawn of time, all Mark did was make a shitty youtube trend which leechers copied off of to get views, and the whole thing died a week later. Don't kid yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:56:34 No.50535435 Report

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>>50535429
It still normalized "well okay maybe I want to fuck the Eeveelutions A LITTLE", it's the quadrupeds that were still deemed weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:57:07 No.50535439 Report

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>>50535397
did anyone watch shoe on head's video on this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:58:09 No.50535444 Report

Quoted By: >>50535455 >>50535459 >>50535494 >>50536332 >>50539387

What Mark really exposed was how horny people are for four legged pokemon and how the Vaporeon copypasta went beyond being a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 22:58:35 No.50535447 Report

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>>50535429
This.
Shit the only thing Mark got out of this is people joking about him railing birds and Goomy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:00:13 No.50535455 Report

Quoted By: >>50535459 >>50535461

>>50535444
To put it in perspective Meloetta and Hatterene are below various quadraped pokemon and even some with no legs like Milotic and Primarina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:02:11 No.50535459 Report

Quoted By: >>50535487 >>50535585 >>50535658 >>50536374 >>50538704 >>50540096

>>50535455
>>50535444
82% Gardevoir
79% Lopunny
73% Zoroark
72% Delphox
71% Tsareena
69% Lucario
69% Vaporeon
68% Ninetales
68% Sylveon
67% Primarina
67% Glaceon
66% Umbreon
66% Milotic
66% Lilligant
65% Hatterene
64% Braixen
62% Espeon
62% Salazzle
62% Meloetta

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:02:17 No.50535461 Report

Quoted By: >>50536150

>>50535455
>Meloetta and Hatterene
Nobody likes midgets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:02:40 No.50535464 Report

Quoted By: >>50535497 >>50535625

>>50535397
It’s been in eccentric territory for a while now. In Chucky (the TV series), one of the main characters was caught looking up Pokemon porn, and all they did was make a joke out of it and never brought it up again. She still ended up being portrayed as a more or less sympathetic character, not some kind of disturbed zoophile.
Fact is, when you design things like Lopunny, Gardevoir, and even Machamp from all the way back in gen 1, it stops being bestiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:07:17 No.50535487 Report

Quoted By: >>50535915

>>50535459
Floatzel, buizel and ampharos line?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:07:40 No.50535494 Report

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>>50535444
I hate Eeveefags so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:07:50 No.50535497 Report

Quoted By: >>50535548 >>50536290

>>50535464
Markiplier said to millions he wanted to smash Ninetales and all the youtubers and twitch streamers who followed the trend put the eeveelutions in smash. Ludwig who is a big twitch streamer talked about wet vaporeon pussy on stream. Pokesmash literally shows a bunch of quadraped Pokémon over bipedal Pokémon like Braixen, Meloetta and Hatterene. Literally design doesn't matter in Pokémon, cuteness does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:16:36 No.50535548 Report

Quoted By: >>50535577 >>50535736

>>50535497
Those ones are probably jokes, I doubt many normies would actually jerk off to quadrupedal creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:21:22 No.50535577 Report

Quoted By: >>50535584 >>50536296

>>50535548
How do you know they're jokes? I doubt it and Pokesmash is anonymous. Again 114719 people said smash to Ninetales, it's not a joke. People really don't care about quadrapes or not when it comes to Pokémon it's all moral posturing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:22:37 No.50535584 Report

Quoted By: >>50535607

>>50535577
>How do you know they're jokes
Because quadrupedalism is unattractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:22:40 No.50535585 Report

Quoted By: >>50535639

>>50535459
Is there a full list?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:27:46 No.50535607 Report

Quoted By: >>50535634

>>50535584
Yet they all scored higher than a good amount of bipedal Pokémon. All it shows is that cuteness matters more on a Pokémon than the number of legs it walks on, the data doesn't lie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:31:48 No.50535625 Report

Quoted By: >>50538365 >>50541207

>>50535464

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:33:44 No.50535634 Report

Quoted By: >>50535678

>>50535607
It could be poor sampling. Maybe a disproportionate amount of furries took part in the polls. As a group, they’re more okay with quadrupeds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:35:05 No.50535639 Report

Quoted By: >>50535678 >>50536116

>>50535585
No because pokesmash doesn't have a stat page so you have to do it manually. Rule34.xxx also had a smash or pass but the sample size is much smaller than pokesmash since it's on a porn site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:35:08 No.50535640 Report

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>>50535397
Taking shit like this seriously
I bet idiots like you people take life advice from that greasy manchild moistcritical too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:35:31 No.50535646 Report

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>>50535397
He's based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:36:56 No.50535658 Report

Quoted By: >>50536128 >>50536306

>>50535459
So many people want to fuck Lilligant. Poor Lilligant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:39:10 No.50535678 Report

Quoted By: >>50536309

>>50535634
Nah, if that's the case Delphox wouldn't be 11 spots higher than Braixen who has almost 6k porn compared to Delphox 2458 explicit pictures. Normal people don't like young looking characters, see how Kirlia and Braixen went from being in top 5 here:
>>50535639
To losing all that. A lot of quadruped Pokemon went up in rank from rule34.xxx to Pokesmash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:40:04 No.50535685 Report

Quoted By: >>50536000 >>50537571 >>50537579 >>50538385

>Mfw nobody wants to fuck nidoqueen
Why is she so low in every poll, the original pokemilf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 May 2022 23:49:04 No.50535736 Report

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>>50535548
Anon, when everybody makes the exact same joke it stops being a joke.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:16:17 No.50535915 Report

Quoted By: >>50535972 >>50537554

>>50535487

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:17:52 No.50535927 Report

Quoted By: >>50535967 >>50535968

>>50535397
Bunch of hypocrites because no one say they will smash the cute pokemon. That way they don't get in troubles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:22:43 No.50535967 Report

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>>50535927
Speaking of lack of balls
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJfoJbyHAaA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:22:44 No.50535968 Report

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>>50535927
Yeah like people ot smashing pichu
>BUT IT'S A LE BABY
In the anime pichu was perfectly capable of wandering off his home and evolved into pikachu all by himself, along countless pikachu. The baby concept is pure unfiltered retardism.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:23:06 No.50535972 Report

Quoted By: >>50537554

>>50535915
WHY
buizel and floatzel are top tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:26:27 No.50536000 Report

Quoted By: >>50536026 >>50538578

>>50535685
>the original pokemilf
Will always be Kangaskhan, especially since 'Queen can't produce offspring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:31:02 No.50536026 Report

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>>50536000
In the anime there is babies, keep coping

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:45:22 No.50536116 Report

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>>50535639
People are based, those are excellent pokemon to fuck. Except Roserade, Weavile, Reshiram, Charizard and Lugia... For me at least, i say pass on those

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:46:38 No.50536128 Report

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>>50535658
Best girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 00:50:27 No.50536150 Report

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>>50535461
>POCKET Monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:10:07 No.50536256 Report

Quoted By: >>50536356 >>50541156

>>50535397
He's doing it as a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:14:04 No.50536280 Report

Quoted By: >>50536303

>>50535397
Its funny because its weird and creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:15:27 No.50536290 Report

Quoted By: >>50538303

>>50535497
Youre fucking insane. Think about what you just wrote

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:16:28 No.50536296 Report

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>>50535577
How do you know theyre serious ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:16:48 No.50536298 Report

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>>50535397
Is there a version where they use the 3D models? Kind of weird looking at the 2D sprites trying to imagine smashing or passing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:17:37 No.50536303 Report

Quoted By: >>50536321 >>50536350 >>50536370 >>50538118

>>50536280
Normies unironically jerk off to Pokemon more often than pokegirls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:17:47 No.50536306 Report

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>>50535658
She's my wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:18:12 No.50536309 Report

Quoted By: >>50536338

>>50535678
You cant look at porn viewers and extrapolate that as representative of all humans. Its biased because only people who would want to pook at furry porno would go to these website where youfind it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:19:55 No.50536321 Report

Quoted By: >>50536335

>>50536303
You misinterpret the data. Ignore all the rest of the porns and that the public going in those website are looking for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:21:36 No.50536332 Report

Quoted By: >>50536525

>>50535444
The truth is most people would fuck animals if not for their morals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:22:10 No.50536335 Report

Quoted By: >>50536344 >>50536346

>>50536321
Pornhub is the most normie porn site

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:22:39 No.50536338 Report

Quoted By: >>50536348

>>50536309
Pokesmash isn't a porn website. It's a general app made in the wake of Markiplier's video.
https://pokesmash.xyz/
I made a contrast on the public data found on a porn website to compare it to a more general, cleaner website that would attract a more 'normal' crowd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:23:50 No.50536344 Report

Quoted By: >>50536353

>>50536335
And you still ignore the rest of the porns in your list. Pokemon is in the minority even when you combine them. Even in your retardation it doesnt make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:24:38 No.50536346 Report

Quoted By: >>50536360

>>50536335
People aren't going to pornhub for video game porn. And Minecraft was the most viewed category IIRC. There's no hard data showing the % of overall viewers who go looking at video game porn and seeing things like tiny tina or lara craft on top seems weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:25:01 No.50536348 Report

Quoted By: >>50536355

>>50536338
Still, you assume theyre all serious and deny that people doing it might already be inclined to want to fuck pokemons. Shit. Youre so dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:25:29 No.50536350 Report

Quoted By: >>50536370

>>50536303
What dumbass would actually fap to Mario lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:26:41 No.50536353 Report

Quoted By: >>50536448

>>50536344
Misty is lower than Gardevoir and Pikachu -> normies jerk it to Pokemon more often than to pokegirls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:26:49 No.50536355 Report

Quoted By: >>50536458

>>50536348
Yes anon. A lot of streamers both in YouTube and Twitch made videos about it including some of the bigger streamers like Ludwig.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl9whQhUy9k&ab_channel=LudwinClips

Not dumb just seeing it for what it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:27:08 No.50536356 Report

Quoted By:

>>50536256
>as a joke
yeah sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:27:42 No.50536360 Report

Quoted By:

>>50536346
Normies are weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:29:04 No.50536370 Report

Quoted By:

>>50536303
>>50536350
Mario being so high makes sense because its a franchise being searched for but people just wanna fuck link more than zelda apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:29:38 No.50536374 Report

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>>50535459
most surprising ones here are salazzle and milotic

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:29:56 No.50536378 Report

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>>50535414
already posted ITT but taste this based can't just get ignored like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:40:13 No.50536448 Report

Quoted By: >>50536626

>>50536353
Look at the rest of your list and take it in consideration when you wanna claims which porn is popular. Even if that list were true your interpretation doesnt fit it. Shit its not hard. look at the rest of the porn that are more searched

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:42:24 No.50536458 Report

Quoted By: >>50536718

>>50536355
Doesnt mean fucking pokemon is popular. Sheit Ive seen this going around and found its a funny fad. You retards take it as proof that its okay to wanna fuck pokemon. Every "normie" would just laugh at the irony of it before believing the content creator is really exposing their fetishes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 01:54:52 No.50536525 Report

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>>50536332
Hmm no, people just develop fetishes for animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 02:11:08 No.50536626 Report

Quoted By: >>50536658 >>50538077

>>50536448
All that’s relevant in the statement “normies jerk off to Pokemon more often than pokegirls” is the positions of the top Pokemon vs the positions of the top pokegirls. And in that graph, we see that Gardevoir, the queen of pokephilia, is searched more than Misty, the queen of the pokegirls.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 02:16:20 No.50536658 Report

Quoted By: >>50537455

>>50536626
>Misty, the queen of the pokegirls.
lmao good one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 02:25:21 No.50536718 Report

Quoted By: >>50538081

>>50536458
If normies were telling each other what the weirdest thing they ever jerked off to was, and one of them said “Gardevoir”, the others would just shrug. If you seriously think they would start sperging about zoophilia or cut off ties, you’re totally delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:22:23 No.50537455 Report

Quoted By:

>>50536658
Keep seething, Misty is literally perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:24:25 No.50537466 Report

Quoted By: >>50537491

>>50535397
This video is fucking cringe
Why is markiplier still popular, he doesn't even play the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:29:48 No.50537491 Report

Quoted By: >>50537556

>>50537466
Markiplier will die more known and liked than you ever will be. His channel is actually at a state where he could live comfortably for the rest of his life without even needing to post a new video.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:45:48 No.50537554 Report

Quoted By:

>>50535915
>>50535972
It's their loss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:46:08 No.50537556 Report

Quoted By: >>50537585

>>50537491
you're avoiding the question. WHY is he popular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:49:44 No.50537571 Report

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>>50535685

Literally cooler than she is sexy. She looks like a cool big blue friendly dinosaur Kaiju, but not anything I wanna stick my dick in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:51:38 No.50537579 Report

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>>50535685
Their anatomy is too awkward to be sexy for most people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 04:53:16 No.50537585 Report

Quoted By: >>50537637

>>50537556
Charisma and good looks, same as any other celebrity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:10:08 No.50537637 Report

Quoted By: >>50537658

>>50537585
His family is just plain talented.
Need i mention his brother and what HE has accomplished.
And Mommaplier is a retired surgeon.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:14:07 No.50537655 Report

Quoted By:

>>50535397
well I did it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:15:11 No.50537658 Report

Quoted By: >>50537661

>>50537637
Who’s his brother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:17:10 No.50537661 Report

Quoted By: >>50537670

>>50537658
Look up TwoKinds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:19:24 No.50537670 Report

Quoted By: >>50537679

>>50537661
Just did. Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:22:25 No.50537679 Report

Quoted By: >>50537689

>>50537670
He also works in the medical field as a Radiologist
Mark himself has a degree in architectural engineering

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:25:02 No.50537689 Report

Quoted By: >>50537714

>>50537679
Marks degree sounds really useful. Shame he threw it away to be a professional man child.

And no, I don’t care about how much money he makes or his fame. His video in OP is pretty cringe even if it’s meant to not be taken seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 05:30:31 No.50537714 Report

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>>50537689
2008 was pretty bad to us early millennials. He couldn't find a job and so blew off some steam playing stupid games and recording them.

Only difference between him an me is he grew successful, and live I in a van with a computer science degree and Geoscience degree working as a freelance geosurvayer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 07:12:34 No.50538010 Report

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>>50535397
Zoomers worshipping e-celebs is seriously creepy and a sign of the end of times.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 07:15:21 No.50538018 Report

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>>50535397
>/vp/ pearl clutchers btfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 07:33:21 No.50538077 Report

Quoted By: >>50538329

>>50536626
The data is still biased and youre still ignoring the other search

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 07:34:48 No.50538081 Report

Quoted By: >>50538355

>>50536718
Thats youre assumptiom, retard. Try to engage with people seriously on this topic, more than just one time and see how normies are accepting of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 07:47:35 No.50538118 Report

Quoted By: >>50538323

>>50536303
Just a reminder that minecraft is the most searched video game on porn hub.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 08:44:59 No.50538303 Report

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>>50536290
Anon, there are 10 non-bipedal creatures in the top Smashed list, comprised of full-quadrupeds, a couple functional quadrupeds and one no-legged creature. The only thing they have in common with each other is they're cute.
And let's not forget the pokémon with the highest number of raw smash votes is Ninetales by a clear country mile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 08:51:46 No.50538323 Report

Quoted By:

>>50538118
>just remember a normie-tier game is popular on a normie-tier porn video site
Not quite the stunning clap back you imagined in your head m8. That's the whole point of showing searches for Gardevoir - if she can crack "most-searched" while others are looking for Steve's nudes, it just proves normies accepted it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 08:51:59 No.50538325 Report

Quoted By: >>50538344

>>50535397
The thing I hated the most about this was the amount of people who thought it'd be super funny to jump on the bandwagon.
The thing that made Mark's video funny is that it's just totally devoid of context and it comes from someone who hadn't really interacted with the franchise at all in the online space up to that point.
I don't need to see cringe Poketubers who play SwSh every day and probably have most of these mon's learnsets memorized doing a video like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 08:53:19 No.50538329 Report

Quoted By: >>50541153

>>50538077
>biased
Pornhub is the most normie porn site
>ignoring the other search
I’ve got no idea what you’re even talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 09:03:30 No.50538344 Report

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>>50538325
>funny
On the contrary anon, they were freed by it. Mark's video and the normie reception told them THEY could post their kinklist and not get shouted off youtube for upsetting the normie disposition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 09:10:10 No.50538355 Report

Quoted By: >>50541168

>>50538081
>Try to engage with people seriously on this topic, more than just one time
No? Why would you try to repeatedly start a serious discussion about wanting to fuck cartoon creatures? You would look insane. I don’t know what point you’re trying to make.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 09:14:08 No.50538365 Report

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>>50535625
>male
lol

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 09:21:23 No.50538385 Report

Quoted By: >>50538545 >>50540824

>>50535685
Better question:
Why nobody wants to fuck Breloom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 10:07:09 No.50538545 Report

Quoted By:

>>50538385
I would but its mug and eyes make me think of DryBones

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 10:13:02 No.50538578 Report

Quoted By:

>>50536000
>especially since 'Queen can't produce offspring.
only makes it better for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 10:33:54 No.50538704 Report

Quoted By:

>>50535459
>5/8 Eeveelutions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 10:35:34 No.50538716 Report

Quoted By: >>50539642

>>50535418
yeah in america..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 10:58:48 No.50538875 Report

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because it's natural to be attracted to what you're attracted to, but this matrix world indoctrinates to think otherwise
people just woke up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 12:19:17 No.50539387 Report

Quoted By:

>>50535444
only charizard out of all the kanto starters members have high smash rate so you are wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 12:22:02 No.50539404 Report

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>>50535406
yeah, that's literally how normies work.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 12:40:38 No.50539501 Report

Quoted By: >>50539951

>tfw want to fuck a Latias mostly because she can turn into a human

IDK guys, I can understand some of the bipedal ones like Gardevoir, Braixen, and Lopunny, but I don't get stuff like Eeveelutions and others

But I want to fuck a Jet that can turn into a human so who knows

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 13:01:20 No.50539642 Report

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>>50538716
Sweaty...

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 13:20:34 No.50539806 Report

Quoted By: >>50540166

>ctrl f indeedee
>no results
Absolutely disgusting taste.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 13:39:16 No.50539951 Report

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>>50539501
Because the eeveelutions are cute. Pokémon are basically designed to look cute and approachable, basically a creature you can call a friend according to Turner and Sugimori. People like cute things, sometimes a little too much. This is similar to what happened with MLP in gen 4. The data just shows that cuteness triumphs over being human-like for the most part, the eeveelutions and Ninetales, and milltoc and primarina are above Pokémon like hatterene. Gothielle how has a very humanoid and feminine design has a 51% rate in Pokesmash and like a 48% smash rate in rule34.xxx being below Pokémon like Pikachu and Inteleon in percent. Vaporeon is almost at 70% too. What is important is cuteness, memes and elegance or looking caring. I think Zoroark is so high up because their movie depicted them as a caring mother.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 13:57:32 No.50540096 Report

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>>50535459
I'd be interested to see where human beings fall on this list

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 14:06:01 No.50540166 Report

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>>50539806
There's barely any porn of it and it's also in the worst generation so we usually forget about it.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 14:52:40 No.50540535 Report

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i didn't think it would be this many

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 15:36:53 No.50540824 Report

Quoted By: >>50541107 >>50541210

>>50538385
I do anon

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:27:30 No.50541096 Report

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>>50535397
I wouldn't go as far as to call it "mainstream." I mean, it's been elevated because more eyes are on it for SURE, but not mainstream. In the grand scheme of things, Markiplier is still a cringe nerd. Most normies don't know who the fuck he even is. Hell, my formerly chronically online ass didn't even know who he was until YEARS after he'd already blown up.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:28:57 No.50541107 Report

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>>50540824
that's not a Breloom

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:36:34 No.50541153 Report

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>>50538329
Still people go there to jerk off. More honest statement would be to say its the most popular porn site. Even then you continue to ignore rhe rest of the list and that pokemon isnt even top 10 on a site specific for peopke who wants to jerk off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:36:46 No.50541156 Report

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>>50536256
jokes are supposed to be funny

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:38:30 No.50541168 Report

Quoted By: >>50541221

>>50538355
Why would you look insane if normies now find it okay ?

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:44:48 No.50541207 Report

Quoted By: >>50541220 >>50541288

>>50535397
I just watched a pokeaim video in which one of his cohosts said
>I'd like to eat gardevoir in a different way
To the question "what pokemon would you eat?". Years ago shofu also reacted to tsareena's legs in a similar way

It's not as weird to this generation as it was to the previous generation imo. It's all jokes and ironic shitposting in the social environment but I think's it's relatively accepted.

>>50535625
Kind of a weird and embarrassing question but is lotion meant to be a big deal? I always assumed everybody used their bare hand but then found out it's apparently very common to use lotion.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:45:18 No.50541210 Report

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>>50540824
no you dont

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:46:50 No.50541220 Report

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>>50541207
lotion is mostly for people who are circumcised since the pre doesn't get caught in the foreskin for lube

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:47:12 No.50541221 Report

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>>50541168
Normies wouldn’t care if you’ve jerked off to it. They wouldn’t think it’s okay to repeatedly try to have serious discussions about it. Those are two very different things.

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2022 16:55:31 No.50541288 Report

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>>50541207
Don't forget the YouTube videos like the Vaporeon copypasta, the choose your partner or Professor Lando video with millions of views or even content creators like Drunken Oak who focus on pokephilia content. This is just shaping up a generation up into becoming pokephiles.

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