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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 08:42:49 No.50548426 View View Reply Original Report

If pokemon eggs are just nets made out of branches, and magical stork pokemons place the baby inside, there is no reason why two males pokemons shouldn’t have a baby

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 08:45:44 No.50548436 Report

Quoted By: >>50548439

Storks are homophobic
#moreinclusivestorks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 08:45:51 No.50548437 Report

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This is now an Acerola thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 08:46:41 No.50548438 Report

Quoted By: >>50549664

>>50548426
Cute boyfriends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 08:47:06 No.50548439 Report

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>>50548436
Damn, fuck storks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:38:24 No.50548791 Report

Quoted By: >>50548839

>he doesn't know
Storks are nomfags dear OP, they don't deliver babies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:51:51 No.50548839 Report

Quoted By: >>50549369

>>50548791
Woah, I didn’t know they eat rabbits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 11:33:24 No.50548984 Report

Quoted By: >>50549166

>>50548426
>why two males pokemons shouldn’t have a baby
what about a male human and a male pokémon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 12:28:51 No.50549166 Report

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>>50548984
mating press and plenty of babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 13:14:17 No.50549369 Report

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>>50548839
that's the entire reason why that stupid fable exists at all anon - leverets begging for mercy sound almost exactly like a human baby does when crying for attention

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 14:10:53 No.50549664 Report

Quoted By: >>50550041

>>50548438
They sure are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 15:08:14 No.50550041 Report

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>>50549664
>pick your poison:
Carrot
Prickles
Knotty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 17:31:25 No.50551102 Report

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Storks hate faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 17:33:09 No.50551114 Report

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it's simple
the penis goes in the vagina, the vagina pops out the baby, the baby goes in an egg, there is no stork, ditto can impregnate boys

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