LOOONG AGO, on a distant board, I, OP, the shitposter of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE PIG POKéMON over the franchise.

But a foolish /vp/orean, wielding a magic legendary motorcyle Pokémon, stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a newly unveiled gimmick from Scarlet and Violet, and showed him the future, where time traveling is confirmed.

Now the fool seeks to return to the first generation, to try and unsee that future that is Gen 9...