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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:47:57 No.50634946 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50635022 >>50635050 >>50635052 >>50635260 >>50635311 >>50636498 >>50636664 >>50636859 >>50637647 >>50637826 >>50641002 >>50641266 >>50641408 >>50641641 >>50641649

Hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:49:30 No.50634960 Report

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Nice cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:51:16 No.50634977 Report

Quoted By: >>50636852 >>50637612 >>50641714

If thats true then its probably some design psychology shit, like that shape makes a design more engaging or some shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:55:59 No.50635012 Report

Quoted By: >>50635239 >>50635997 >>50636726 >>50639844

He's in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:57:01 No.50635021 Report

Quoted By: >>50635027

>tall things need a wide base
>most animals have two legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:57:10 No.50635022 Report

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>>50634946
Now this is mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:57:40 No.50635026 Report

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Starting to believe freud wasn't a hack all along bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 01:57:44 No.50635027 Report

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>>50635021
Cope, charizard is a penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:00:25 No.50635050 Report

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>>50634946
So their design department loves dick and is sending us all subtle messages?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:01:29 No.50635052 Report

Quoted By: >>50635070 >>50635289 >>50635589

>>50634946
>but I heard while working on Detective Pikachu that this was no accident
unironically what did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:02:40 No.50635070 Report

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>>50635052
That they're trying to turn the freaking children gay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:09:27 No.50635133 Report

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how else are you supposed to design the legs for something more tube shaped?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:16:18 No.50635191 Report

Quoted By: >>50635210

it's one of those patterns that's everywhere when you look for it. Just like literally any other pattern, that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:19:00 No.50635210 Report

Quoted By: >>50635226

>>50635191
No it can't be is that a...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:20:17 No.50635226 Report

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>>50635210
yes, yes, yes... YES

alright, I'll arrest myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:21:26 No.50635239 Report

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>>50635012
>it’s not what it looks Brian...
>it’s not how it looks???
>it’s a 20 foot cock and balls man!!!
>it don’t look like nothin’ else!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:25:36 No.50635260 Report

Quoted By: >>50641818

>>50634946
What makes the shape of the penis so beloved?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:26:06 No.50635264 Report

Quoted By: >>50635292 >>50635415 >>50635669

brehs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:28:24 No.50635289 Report

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>>50635052
He's probably taking something he heard way out of context in an attempt to be a retarded edgelord

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:28:46 No.50635292 Report

Quoted By: >>50635415

>>50635264
OP was the peepee all along!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:31:13 No.50635311 Report

Quoted By: >>50635341

>>50634946
>Random guy heard from another random guy who he trusts blindly because this random guy has talked to Ken Sugimori before
>This random guy did not hear this from Ken Sugimori, it's just a connection RJ random guy made himself to validate the "fact"
>This will now be stated as fact regardless of how "he said she said" it is, and as soon as Dr Lava shares it, it'll become unwritten law with normie fans that every pokemon even slightly phallic in design is meant to look like a cock and balls and nothing else
This will 100% happen
Where were you when normie pokemon fans got 10x more annoying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:33:54 No.50635341 Report

Quoted By: >>50635351

>>50635311
I'm sure the irony of this post was lost on you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:35:20 No.50635351 Report

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>>50635341
He's not joking, he genuinely thinks that
Unless you're talking about OP here in which case I don't care. I'm talking about RJ cockeater on twitter

Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Sun 05 Jun 2022 02:45:06 No.50635415 Report

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>>50635264
>>50635292
You can't hide the truth from us OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 03:10:30 No.50635589 Report

Quoted By: >>50635759

>>50635052
He was the designer on the movie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 03:13:17 No.50635612 Report

Quoted By: >>50635663

at least my bro doesn't look like a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 03:18:49 No.50635663 Report

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>>50635612
Anon...
The tail...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 03:20:04 No.50635669 Report

Quoted By:

>>50635264
white anon
>Hmm
black anon
>Hmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 03:31:17 No.50635759 Report

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>>50635589
He wasn't "the designer" he was 1 concept artist among many and the end result didn't even look like any of his original designs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 03:46:06 No.50635884 Report

Quoted By: >>50635985

oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 04:00:33 No.50635985 Report

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>>50635884
wtf they didn't make the Avatar a dick delete this post immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 04:01:44 No.50635997 Report

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>>50635012
*she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 04:06:34 No.50636017 Report

Quoted By: >>50636041

uh oh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 04:10:07 No.50636041 Report

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>>50636017
i want to post that one atretochoana eiselti pic but it'll be too lewd for the mods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 05:44:46 No.50636498 Report

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>>50634946
I'm more curious on how he is thinking about cocks first thing in mind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 06:31:02 No.50636643 Report

Quoted By: >>50641285

This can't be happening...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 06:42:01 No.50636664 Report

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>>50634946
Nani?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 07:04:59 No.50636726 Report

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>>50635012
>He

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 07:11:02 No.50636751 Report

Quoted By: >>50636757

This is the new controversy in the pokemon fanbase?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 07:12:48 No.50636757 Report

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>>50636751
just a few anons coming to terms with their repressed sexuality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 07:59:24 No.50636852 Report

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>>50634977
Makes the form more dynamic. I remember when i was learning how to draw furries at 14, and the fact i often had to start with penis for a base made me think it's the funniest shit ever. Now it's just all soulless work....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 08:04:38 No.50636859 Report

Quoted By: >>50639177

>>50634946

It's caller paraedolia you stupid fatfucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 12:11:38 No.50637612 Report

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>>50634977
only a couple of these pokemon are more than mid-popularity so it's clearly not a guaranteed homerun if you just apply PENIS SHAPE to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 12:20:20 No.50637647 Report

Quoted By: >>50637864 >>50639832 >>50641295

>>50634946
Quilava is a big fucking stretch here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 13:14:51 No.50637826 Report

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>>50634946
>If I chop off Charizard's wings, tails, and arms and change his head shape, he looks like a penis

???? I mean, the others except Slowbro and Quilava are more valid, but that is just retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 13:23:13 No.50637864 Report

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>>50637647
Some would say a bit more stretching is needed...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 17:04:54 No.50639177 Report

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>>50636859
Pareidolia is when you see faces in object, not penises you fucking pervert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 18:25:14 No.50639801 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRGK-DPq_M&ab_channel=zefrank1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 18:29:54 No.50639832 Report

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>>50637647
all are except for combusken

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 18:31:31 No.50639844 Report

Quoted By:

>>50635012
*They

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 20:49:00 No.50641002 Report

Quoted By:

>>50634946
I want to lick them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:19:12 No.50641266 Report

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>>50634946
Half of their examples the character doesnt match the silhouette.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:21:32 No.50641285 Report

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>>50636643
Now you cant tell me thats not five little dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:21:42 No.50641287 Report

Quoted By: >>50641309

Hopefully this secures this tranny faggot never working on the property again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:22:31 No.50641295 Report

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>>50637647
A big stretch, oh my...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:25:08 No.50641309 Report

Quoted By: >>50641347

>>50641287
>tranny faggot
rentfree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:29:26 No.50641347 Report

Quoted By: >>50641354

>>50641309
Saying “rentfree” doesn’t make the thing that was said suddenly not true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:30:20 No.50641354 Report

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>>50641347
how is it true though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:37:51 No.50641408 Report

Quoted By:

>>50634946
Return to Penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:44:23 No.50641452 Report

Quoted By: >>50641484

Why do faggots try to ruin everything with sex? What even is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 21:47:57 No.50641484 Report

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>>50641452
>improve
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:08:39 No.50641641 Report

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>>50634946
This is is why Pokemon fans don't like Grass starters. They only love cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:09:33 No.50641649 Report

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>>50634946
Its true I was the balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:16:31 No.50641714 Report

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>>50634977
gamefreak knows their fans have a particular affiliation for this shape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:18:53 No.50641734 Report

Quoted By: >>50641849

RJ definitely posted the thread himself, that fat incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:28:46 No.50641818 Report

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>>50635260
The penis is just the most efficient shape in nature.
Most of a civil engineer's job is avoiding cocks that can be seen from space.

This has lead to our current logistic crisis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:31:40 No.50641849 Report

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>>50641734
>He’s a fat neckbeard

No wonder he hides his face mostly lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:51:24 No.50642007 Report

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Is this your guys' first time realizing there are only two real shapes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 22:53:53 No.50642021 Report

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Holy shit......

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