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>>50642427
I guess its a fighting type themed strip club or something, the menu offers a bunch of services for the Riolu to beat the shit out of you with different fighting type moves alongside more typical stuff like handfeeding them, touching their pawpads and having them lick your cheek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2022 23:57:10 No.50642621 Report

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>>50642531
can you into moonrunes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 00:15:10 No.50642789 Report

Quoted By: >>50642993

>>50642414
Riolu cunny cookie made for human

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 00:38:59 No.50642993 Report

Quoted By: >>50645768

>>50642789
those are boi hosts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 00:49:55 No.50643087 Report

Quoted By: >>50643162 >>50643290 >>50645220 >>50646818

>>50642621
Yeah, the gist of the pic
>Machamp: Mr. Customer! Be more bold, you should get your money's worth!!
>Riolu 1: Are you too shy?
>Guy: Erm, that's... aren't you a little too close...
>R1: You can touch all you want you know
>Guy: WH-WHAAAA?!
>Riolu 2: Why the hell did you order 4 Riolus if you're not gonna anything with us?
>Guy: N-no, that's... I-I thought this was just a place where you can pet cute pokemon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 00:58:12 No.50643162 Report

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>>50643087
Poor sap. At least one of the Riolu is playing along.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 01:12:44 No.50643290 Report

Quoted By: >>50643566 >>50645414 >>50646752 >>50651796

>>50643087
Huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 01:46:17 No.50643566 Report

Quoted By: >>50643577 >>50646752

>>50643290
>Guy: Shake!
>Riolu: No
>Decidueye: What are you doing?
>G: I'm trying to teach Riolu-kun some tricks, but he won't listen to me at all.
>R: 'cause I don't wanna.
>G: Too bad, then I guess you don't want the sparkling honey I was going to reward you with
>R: Huh?!?
>G: Shake! Sit! Submit! (Japanese word used for the roll over command is basically submit/surrender)
>G: You finally gave up being a bad boy... but you still have to be punished, so I'll be petting you as much as I like...
>R: I'll endure anything... haahn... for the sparkling honey...
>Decidueye: It doesn't look like there's any honey in the bag, though.
>R: Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 01:47:20 No.50643577 Report

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>>50643566
Forgot one line, after Riolu rolls over the line on the left is him awarding Riolu 100 points

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 06:28:25 No.50645220 Report

Quoted By: >>50645239

>>50643087
why is the leftmost one trembling?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 06:34:31 No.50645232 Report

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>>50642414
there is a munchlax club where they wear expensive suits, drink the finest champagne and civilly discuss why munchlax is the best pokemon accompanied by their munchlaxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 06:36:18 No.50645239 Report

Quoted By: >>50645689

>>50645220
Afraid of getting diddled by the trainer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 07:18:05 No.50645387 Report

Quoted By: >>50645422

>>50642414
tfw no riolu harem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 07:24:24 No.50645414 Report

Quoted By: >>50645727

>>50643290
sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 07:27:41 No.50645422 Report

Quoted By: >>50645479

>>50645387
Host clubs just sucker lonely people into paying someone to pretend to be interested in them, none of those Riolus will actually put out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 07:44:22 No.50645479 Report

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>>50645422
its fine they can take all my money

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 08:45:15 No.50645689 Report

Quoted By: >>50645701

>>50645239
What is its thought bubble saying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 08:49:21 No.50645701 Report

Quoted By: >>50645943

>>50645689
Just a whimper noise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 08:57:16 No.50645716 Report

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>>50642414
I want to be raped by all those riolus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 08:59:28 No.50645727 Report

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>>50645414
https://twitter.com/compeay/status/1509126698406584321

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 09:16:34 No.50645768 Report

Quoted By: >>50645948

>>50642993
No... Don't do that to me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 10:30:34 No.50645943 Report

Quoted By: >>50646735

>>50645701
and what's on the menu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 10:31:35 No.50645948 Report

Quoted By: >>50646380

>>50645768
A girl host is called a Hostess you silly ESL :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 12:37:56 No.50646380 Report

Quoted By: >>50646424

>>50645948
Its not fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 12:48:28 No.50646424 Report

Quoted By: >>50646737

>>50646380
I dont follow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:04:31 No.50646735 Report

Quoted By: >>50646771

>>50645943
>Touching (paws/tail with discussion)
>Play with toys
>Sleep (on your lap, etc)
>Lick your cheek
>Snack time (nothing bitter)
>feeling guessing game
>M(male? masochist?) Menu:
>various fighting moves
>Member only menu:
>water play
>staying over

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:05:13 No.50646737 Report

Quoted By: >>50647926

>>50646424
I want an harem of riolu cunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:08:19 No.50646752 Report

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>>50643290
>>50643566
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:12:30 No.50646771 Report

Quoted By: >>50646776 >>50647926

>>50646735
Water play? Like Riolu pissing on me or me pissing on Riolu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:14:38 No.50646776 Report

Quoted By: >>50646793

>>50646771
Im preety sure you can fill in the blanks with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:17:25 No.50646793 Report

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>>50646776
Ok then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:19:31 No.50646800 Report

Quoted By: >>50646818 >>50646834 >>50647000 >>50655241

Why can't Pokemon fellas just accept cute things? They always have to be deranged and perverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:23:27 No.50646818 Report

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>>50646800
I just follow Machamp advice >>50643087
And get my money’s worth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:26:06 No.50646834 Report

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>>50646800
Why not both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 14:55:58 No.50647000 Report

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>>50646800
>as if fem pokemons in heat don't force their shota trainer to take responsibility

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 17:06:00 No.50647926 Report

Quoted By: >>50648146 >>50649208 >>50649218 >>50651827 >>50652384

>>50646771
>water play
Hmm. . .

>>50646737
Go to the other place just accross the street then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 17:27:42 No.50648146 Report

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>>50647926
>that image
You just know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 19:23:14 No.50649208 Report

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>>50647926
Riolu like to do cartwheels

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 19:24:00 No.50649218 Report

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>>50647926
lewd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:16:39 No.50650997 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:22:29 No.50651049 Report

Quoted By: >>50651130 >>50651137 >>50651164

Dear Anons why are you so hungry for the punchy pupper's pristine prophecy pastry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:23:55 No.50651060 Report

Quoted By: >>50651225

>>50642414
can I hire that machamp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:30:17 No.50651130 Report

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>>50651049
because theyre perverted pedophiles who should be punched

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:31:07 No.50651137 Report

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>>50651049
because he makes my cock hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:33:32 No.50651164 Report

Quoted By: >>50651304 >>50651590

>>50651049
I posted something wholesome and you post furry trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:41:26 No.50651225 Report

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>>50651060
I assume the Mienshao and Blaziken in the image are also hosts so I don't see why Machamp would be off limits

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:53:29 No.50651304 Report

Quoted By: >>50651328

>>50651164
thats a weird way to spell "good material"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 22:57:54 No.50651328 Report

Quoted By: >>50651344

>>50651304
Ears are cones, paws are the wrong color and oddly exaggerated, random tufts of fur usually associated with braindead furrism, crotch front in center with lewd blush.
Yeah nah you're just stupid or a furry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 23:01:08 No.50651344 Report

Quoted By: >>50651390

>>50651328
paws arer never big enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 23:08:31 No.50651390 Report

Quoted By: >>50651404

>>50651344
>Footfag and a furry.
Wanna keep digging that hole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 23:10:31 No.50651404 Report

Quoted By: >>50651501 >>50654846

>>50651390
i don't think I can go deeper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 23:21:43 No.50651501 Report

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>>50651404
Good now shut your hole about your fetishes and post riolu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 23:36:33 No.50651590 Report

Quoted By: >>50651617

>>50651164
okay prudefag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2022 23:40:44 No.50651617 Report

Quoted By: >>50654846

>>50651590
No sex, just riolu.
I dont ask your fetishes you don't ask mine.
Just post the PunchyPup

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 00:02:24 No.50651796 Report

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>>50642414
>>50643290
Who is the author, the source of these images?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 00:05:49 No.50651827 Report

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>>50647926
How often does her trainer frost her cookie?
Do they hold hands/paws?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 00:45:25 No.50652156 Report

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this sure is a pokeshota thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 01:00:14 No.50652302 Report

Quoted By: >>50653343

Is this the Canadian thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 01:08:20 No.50652384 Report

Quoted By: >>50653336 >>50654846

>>50647926
https://youtu.be/9jLdIqyx2gk
Never forget that Pokemon aren’t beasts. They’re feral kids, they’re surrogate children. This kind of imagery proves it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:59:51 No.50653336 Report

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>>50652384
Can't even teach a gorilla to do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:00:36 No.50653343 Report

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>>50652302
no, we like feral not anthro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 09:05:11 No.50654846 Report

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>>50651404
You always can go deeper anon, just don't release the Balrog that lurks in her broken mind
>>50651617
Its not friday yet, dont tell me what to do comrade
>>50652384
Are you implying that people who fuck their own/adopted kids dont exist?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 09:12:26 No.50654874 Report

Quoted By: >>50655620 >>50657370

Sleep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 09:18:40 No.50654902 Report

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So wholesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 09:46:01 No.50654988 Report

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>people complaining about lewds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 11:10:21 No.50655241 Report

Quoted By: >>50655393

>>50646800
Mental illness and virginity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 11:50:21 No.50655393 Report

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>>50655241
How do you know it dear Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 12:44:57 No.50655620 Report

Quoted By:

>>50654874
>mating press

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 17:14:58 No.50657370 Report

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>>50654874
>check SauceNAO
>lewd alts come up first
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
! ! !

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2022 21:18:46 No.50659406 Report

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>>50642470
I want an Arcanine so bad bros. Dogs are so based its unreal

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