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To accept Gen 5 as a quality generation is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.
Unova is cheeto dust. Nothing more.
Nothing more than a shit region, a useful tool for Masuda to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation it receives, let alone the wide praise Unova has got. The game trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.
The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the BW and BW2 fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of Gen 1 it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last zoomer is fallen to the ground
I have about as much respect for Unova as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
Imagine sitting next to a Unova fan. The smell as he rubs the cheeto dust into his body in preparation for viewing his "based" game. The flutter of his fedora as he tips ecstatically as the shots pan in great numbers like one of his video game cutscenes. The sound of him vibrating at the hot pocket resonance every time "based" N is on screen.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is IGN.
It is coca-cola puberty. it is axe body spray. it is a white stain on boxer shorts. it is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel.
