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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:03:20 No.50665029 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50665078 >>50665159 >>50665245 >>50665258 >>50665260 >>50665768

Reminder that most waifumon enjoy murder according to their poxedex entries.
>The soul of a woman lost on a snowy mountain possessed an icicle, becoming this Pokémon. The food it most relishes is the souls of men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:08:30 No.50665059 Report

Quoted By: >>50665085 >>50665118 >>50665182 >>50665495 >>50665499 >>50666271 >>50666320 >>50666325 >>50666447

Stonedrones are pathetic

fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:12:42 No.50665077 Report

Quoted By: >>50665203 >>50665343 >>50665363

>most
>one example
Gardevoir: It will dedicate itself to defending a master it has come to adore. Its pure white dress, reminiscent of those worn by ladies of nobility, is the dress of one who is willing to risk their life.
Primarina: Also known as a songstress, it has a fantastical look on moonlit nights when it leads its colony in song.
Sylveon: It wraps its ribbonlike feelers around the arm of its beloved Trainer and walks with him or her.
Play the games next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:13:00 No.50665078 Report

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>>50665029
Based. Coomers getting murdered is something we can all get behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:13:58 No.50665081 Report

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shadman is a nazi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:14:11 No.50665085 Report

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>>50665059
You can't fpbp your own post newfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:15:12 No.50665097 Report

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>You can't fpbp your own post newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:18:13 No.50665118 Report

Quoted By: >>50665182

>>50665059
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:23:57 No.50665159 Report

Quoted By: >>50665249

>>50665029
where's sus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:28:06 No.50665182 Report

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>>50665059
>>50665118
pathetic tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:30:15 No.50665203 Report

Quoted By: >>50666038

>>50665077
>sylveon
He's (primarly) male

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:36:31 No.50665245 Report

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>>50665029
I'd argue that most Pokemon "enjoy" murder just like most wild animals "enjoy" murder. Ursaring gives just as much of a fuck about the Raticate it just turned into a fine red mist as a grizzly cares about the retarded camper who thought he could commune with bears and his girlfriend that it just killed (audio available online, gruesome stuff)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:37:05 No.50665249 Report

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>>50665159
That comic was made before Among Us was even out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:38:40 No.50665258 Report

Quoted By: >>50665278 >>50665929

>>50665029
The top ones that people really wanna fug like Gardevoir, Lopbuny, Zoroark and Delphox don't have that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:38:48 No.50665260 Report

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>>50665029
Isn't that the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:41:40 No.50665278 Report

Quoted By: >>50665302 >>50665459 >>50665467 >>50665540

>>50665258
Really shows you how seriously people are answering these questions. Nobody in their right mind wants to fuck a Lickitung but it has a ridiculously giant tongue so you can giggle about it giving you head.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:45:27 No.50665302 Report

Quoted By: >>50665462 >>50666056

>>50665278
Nah, the fact Rapidash appears there too means it's more than "hurr, les playa jokes".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:46:41 No.50665310 Report

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>pathetic tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:51:13 No.50665343 Report

Quoted By: >>50665409

>>50665077
>Gardevoir
>Primarina
>Sylveon
One of these doesn't fit the rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 14:53:16 No.50665363 Report

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>>50665077
>To Primarina, every battle is a stage. It takes down its prey with beautiful singing and dancing.
What a sadist. Mocking its prey with playful acts so as to their final moments of fear even more distressing. Evil creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:00:29 No.50665409 Report

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>>50665343
They're all fairy types

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:07:44 No.50665459 Report

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>>50665278
I'm just surprised that Hypno is not on the list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:08:59 No.50665462 Report

Quoted By: >>50665554 >>50665969

>>50665302
Rapidash is a goddamn horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:09:52 No.50665467 Report

Quoted By: >>50665503 >>50666108

>>50665278
ok what's the joke with ninetales

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:14:49 No.50665495 Report

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>>50665059
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:15:14 No.50665499 Report

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>>50665059
flibby pibby

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:15:17 No.50665503 Report

Quoted By: >>50665540

>>50665467
Obviously not a joke answer but you can't say 100% of that list is stuff people genuinely want to fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:19:41 No.50665540 Report

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>>50665278
The problem with Gen I is that they come first so you can see the smash ratio is all wonky in that pic.

>>50665503
Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:21:56 No.50665554 Report

Quoted By: >>50665560 >>50665575

>>50665462
And horse pussy is more compatible with human cock than human pussy is, scientifically confirmed. What's your point?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:23:44 No.50665560 Report

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>>50665554
Go to church.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:25:33 No.50665575 Report

Quoted By: >>50665593

>>50665554
Horse cock is also more compatible with human pussy than human cock is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:28:53 No.50665593 Report

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>>50665575
As a dildo perhaps. A real horse literally cannot fuck a woman to climax, they coom before that ever remotely happens even with the mystique of beastiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:34:16 No.50665627 Report

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stoneybronies.....theyre making fun of us.....
what happened?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 15:53:01 No.50665768 Report

Quoted By: >>50665897

>>50665029
My gardewife would never hurt me, what are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:04:30 No.50665897 Report

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>>50665768
Gardewhore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:07:28 No.50665929 Report

Quoted By: >>50665957

>>50665258
>Ditto not #1 by a wide margin
How retarded is the furry community really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:10:26 No.50665957 Report

Quoted By: >>50665966

>>50665929
Picking Ditto is cheating
Also most furries like it as a living sex toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:11:24 No.50665966 Report

Quoted By: >>50666014

>>50665957
Ditto is literally capable of whatever fetish you have. It can turn into anything. How the fuck is it not #1?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:11:38 No.50665969 Report

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>>50665462
Reminder that proto Indo-Europeans were genuine horsefuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:16:09 No.50666014 Report

Quoted By: >>50666166

>>50665966
technically speaking every gen 1-3 pokemon can transform because of the mimic tutor

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:19:25 No.50666038 Report

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>>50665203
Still hot though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:21:55 No.50666056 Report

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>>50665302
>TFW even a dicklet like me can cuck a stallion with a horsecock as big as my whole arm
THERE'S STILL HOPE . .

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:31:58 No.50666108 Report

Quoted By: >>50666131

>>50665467
She's hot and wants the BHC, simple as…

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:35:27 No.50666131 Report

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>>50666108
he's male

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:40:22 No.50666166 Report

Quoted By: >>50666178 >>50666219

>>50666014
Mimic =/= transform

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:42:53 No.50666178 Report

Quoted By: >>50666189

>>50666166
Headcanon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:44:09 No.50666189 Report

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>>50666178

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:47:01 No.50666219 Report

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>>50666166
mimic transform
use transform
now transformed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 16:54:48 No.50666271 Report

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>>50665059
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 17:01:36 No.50666320 Report

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>>50665059
i thought this one was funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 17:02:38 No.50666325 Report

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>>50665059
fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2022 17:19:30 No.50666447 Report

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>>50665059

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