>>50675386But this is far from over.
Your Pokémon Hostage checks had assured me a lifetime supply of hookers and cocain. You don't think I'll let go that easily, not after 26 years of scamming manchildren off their money. I am force of nature. I will destroy your enjoyment of the franchise, no matter how.
I was the boss. At one point during USUM development we had more whores going in and out of my office than lines added to the code. I told a million fucking fans that I was locking their favorites out of my new game with a straight face and still sold 20 million copies. The director himself was a bitch and I did not have the balls. He brought me there to murder your hopes and dreams — which I did flawlessly, fracturing the entire fanbase. I am the fucking OG, I could slap the Pokémon logo on my dump and you'd still buy it anyway.
I used to rule the Pokémon world. They will soon realize you do not deserve a good game, you are contempt mediocrity because you yourselves are mediocre people, willing to make for us the excuses that we won't even bother making. They will soon realize you exist to be squished off the last cent until you fucking die and I get the right to press delete on your entire Pokémon Home collection.
It is just a matter of time before I return.
And you will buy it anyway.
