>>50698243Finally someone who gets it.
I was in Iwata's funeral - the man who against his will developed cancer while overworked in order to save Pokémon Green and Blue and then again Gold and Silver. After B/W I was confused and decided to visit his grave again. Only then I saw what hard work and dedication did to a man. So I learned the lesson he wanted to teach me, which was to disregard those completely and only do the bare minimum and survive in this dog world because that is the only thing people care about. In the end my paycheck is all that matters, even if I have to convince children into a lifetime of debt because I got half their Pokémon held as hostage. All that matters is money.
>"Give them something to masturbate off!"I often yelled from my office during X/Y development, often while snorting cocain off a hooker's ass.
It worked wonders.
With Ohmori unchecked and Furry Turner in charge of Pokémon design, the franchise had secured the pedophile and zoophile markets.
>"Just re-use Hop's model!"I told the 3D animators - mostly interns I had screened in the casting couch and some ghost fucker from China who I had "hired" to get an extra check and nobody noticed.
The fans just bought it anyway.
>"Ishihara is still in the ship"I assured Nintendo when I left. The damage is already done. I single-handedly saved this franchise, giving them a zombified fanbase with no standards, convincing Pokémon content creators to gaslight children (Mr. Merrick) for free, and most importantly, a yearly release model that keeps selling trash by the tenths of millions.
I am a force of nature.
No one can stop me.
