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>>50702908
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with Eeveelutions. They’re anthropomorphic and have human faces, so it’s not bestiality at all.

Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Sun 12 Jun 2022 18:49:25 No.50704502 Report

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>>50704492
>>50703216
do you guys have to shit up every thread? it's not even funny go away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 18:51:56 No.50704511 Report

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>>50702971
Uhhh....Meow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 18:52:05 No.50704514 Report

Quoted By: >>50712825

>>50702908
Whilst I agree on your notions of dogfuckers deserving pain..
>hell
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 18:52:37 No.50704519 Report

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>>50704502
What thread do you think you’re in? At least we aren’t referencing fucking them against their will like OP is.

Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Sun 12 Jun 2022 18:53:20 No.50704524 Report

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>>50704519
>What thread do you think you’re in?
an eevee thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 18:54:40 No.50704533 Report

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>>50704511
You can tell it’s a cat by the eyes. They’re slanted up to around a 45 degree angle like cat eyes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 19:52:03 No.50704916 Report

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Nope, this one's a fish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 19:58:06 No.50704959 Report

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The most difficult thing about raising Eeveelutions is that they all require lots of sex from their trainer every single day.
Frankly, it's exhausting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 20:10:29 No.50705038 Report

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>>50702971
Until they update the mainline game sounds with these, I will continue to call them all dogs, even Espeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 01:15:32 No.50706990 Report

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>>50702908
You first dogfucker in denial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 01:19:45 No.50707018 Report

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>>50702908
>This again
Threads about wanting to touch Bonnie (canonically 8) get made everyday, so I don't feel bad in the slightest for wanting to fuck a Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 01:25:22 No.50707063 Report

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>>50707018
Pokemon are children. They’re animalistic children.
https://youtu.be/9jLdIqyx2gk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 01:30:10 No.50707090 Report

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>>50707063
?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 01:37:18 No.50707134 Report

Quoted By: >>50707139 >>50708413 >>50709660

>See this
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 01:38:28 No.50707139 Report

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>>50707134
Ignore her in favor of my feral Sylveon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 06:22:27 No.50708399 Report

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>>50707063
>implying that I would not go full Fritzl on a cute&funny Riolu and her numerkiem huture half-breed children we'd concieve in an affront to all gods who ever existed
eN
Gee
aM
eIe
!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 06:26:53 No.50708413 Report

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>>50707134
Can't tell if cookie or balls are making the bulge, thankfully it doesn't matter…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 06:28:46 No.50708418 Report

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>>50702971
>Umbreon call sound is just a *boink* it does with its ears
WHY?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 07:14:50 No.50708540 Report

Quoted By: >>50708570

>>50707063
so

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 07:23:01 No.50708570 Report

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>>50708540
That's really gay. Stop making me gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 07:26:59 No.50708589 Report

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>>50702971
>Catfoxdog
>It has a cat characteristic so it's a cat!!!!
Autism's one hell of a perception killer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 07:28:18 No.50708596 Report

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https://cdn.lewd.host/EDiIGRMo.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 09:10:01 No.50708915 Report

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>>50708589
Cope. They’re cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 09:23:27 No.50708942 Report

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>>50702903
If I were Eevee, I would sniff Sylveon's butt
I'd also do that if I weren't an Eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 09:32:52 No.50708964 Report

Quoted By: >>50710278

>>50708915
This is what toxoplasmosis does to a motherfucker.
All of them (except Espeon) look ambiguous enough to call them dogs, foxes or cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 09:45:20 No.50708981 Report

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>>50702928
They all meows apart from glaceon which cleans itself like a cat, I'm surprised.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 10:13:24 No.50709047 Report

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>>50702903
I love my bratty dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 10:19:03 No.50709069 Report

Quoted By: >>50709172

we're never gonna get a new eeveeultion are we? the leaks only confirming dunspace and taruos relaly makes that clear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 11:08:25 No.50709172 Report

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>>50709069
At the rate we're going, we will never finish the Eevees, and that bothers me. There's no way WW3 doesn't occur before then and throw us back into the Stone Age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 11:22:40 No.50709234 Report

Quoted By: >>50710247

>>50707063
How often does he frost her riocookiecunny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 13:07:34 No.50709660 Report

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>>50707134
FUCK!!!!! SEX!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 13:30:20 No.50709754 Report

Quoted By: >>50709772 >>50709846

Do you prefer their tiny anime size or proper 3' dex size?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 13:34:08 No.50709772 Report

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>>50709754
Proper, alpha or dyna/gigantamaxed
No monlets for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 13:49:51 No.50709846 Report

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>>50709754
Whatever is the most compatible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:13:14 No.50710247 Report

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>>50709234
Regurarly, probably daily

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:18:11 No.50710278 Report

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>>50708964
Not only that but their designer said they're designed to be ambiguous

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:18:18 No.50710280 Report

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>>50702903
>>50702907
Stop quoting a child molester

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:24:35 No.50710309 Report

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>>50702919
Sorry cuckpea, she now belongs to Zozzle's strawberry popsicle only ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:27:18 No.50710322 Report

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>>50702919
>literally draw in the most cheap basic bitch possible
>OMG SO MUCH SOULERINO BECAUSE ITS FROM MY TRANNIME
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:28:03 No.50710328 Report

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>>50709772
She's a big girl

Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:32:46 No.50710353 Report

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>>50710322
Please take your meds sir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:47:27 No.50710420 Report

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Salad dog is underrated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:50:31 No.50710432 Report

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>>50710353
NO ;-)
Heavies are better BTW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:55:28 No.50710455 Report

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>>50710328
>9ft 242 lbs
And light as air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:56:38 No.50710459 Report

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>>50710280
You need rape correction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 16:05:12 No.50710513 Report

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>>50708570
No

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 16:08:21 No.50710534 Report

Quoted By: >>50710639 >>50711123 >>50713632

Cease. Now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 16:20:55 No.50710639 Report

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>>50710534
What's your opinion of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 16:47:06 No.50710859 Report

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>>50710328
very big
>>50710455
Which means she could tackle and lay on top of me, completely smothering me under her huge body and I would be perfectly fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 17:14:15 No.50711050 Report

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>>50710459
I could say the same for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 17:21:56 No.50711123 Report

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>>50710534
Fake you ain’t the real one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 17:24:49 No.50711138 Report

Quoted By: >>50711240 >>50713652

>>50711050
I'm not the one throwing a fit over a bunch of words. stay mad sweaty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 17:39:13 No.50711240 Report

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>>50711138
You talk too much. Should be gagged with a massive cock IMO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:26:40 No.50712569 Report

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>>50710639
cornetto or gelato-sandwich?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:11:45 No.50712803 Report

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>>50704502
>tripfag
>complaining about the state of the board

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:15:26 No.50712822 Report

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>>50704492
They don't have human faces, it's more like moeblobs have simplified cat faces which anime girls and quadrepeds are usually drawn as.

Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:15:28 No.50712823 Report

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>>50712803
You know you love me (~‾▾‾)~

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:15:51 No.50712825 Report

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>>50704514
Whoops, forgot my profile pic!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:39:02 No.50712967 Report

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>>50702971
Non-canon spinoff. Cute though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:41:55 No.50712994 Report

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>>50710328
For u

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:45:17 No.50713015 Report

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>>50702908
good thing pokemon are not dogs :^)

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:47:53 No.50713032 Report

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>>50713015
Wrong! Herdier (in real)

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:01:58 No.50713137 Report

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>>50702908
Good thing I prefer cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:03:07 No.50713148 Report

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>>50712822
*they have human anime faces

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:30:13 No.50713333 Report

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Imagine if the SocMed normies ever found out about PMD…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:33:41 No.50713358 Report

Quoted By: >>50713588

>>50713032
. . .and what's the problem cuckpea?
no seriously, I saw a vid of a guy shoving a yorkie's cock up his own pisshole

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Mon 13 Jun 2022 23:15:53 No.50713588 Report

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>>50713358
Good for you champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 23:21:36 No.50713626 Report

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>>50712825
i always find it funny when christians use the same memes nonbelievers use or even make to mock atheists

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 23:22:20 No.50713632 Report

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>>50710534
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 23:26:11 No.50713652 Report

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>>50711138
>he doesn't know

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