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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:12:45 No.50764201 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50764209 >>50764347 >>50764360 >>50764931 >>50765079 >>50767428 >>50767443 >>50769444

Sylveon... no...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:13:34 No.50764209 Report

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>>50764201
I wish I was sylveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:18:18 No.50764248 Report

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The fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:19:31 No.50764263 Report

Quoted By: >>50764978

this is incredibly cringe
who drew this farce

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:26:45 No.50764347 Report

Quoted By: >>50764394 >>50765086

>>50764201
>Goes to heaven
>Not to hell
Its crap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:28:23 No.50764360 Report

Quoted By: >>50764425 >>50765182

>>50764201
Vaporeon's hands look shitty

Captcha: 2WATA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:31:49 No.50764394 Report

Quoted By: >>50764587 >>50765509

>>50764347
Maybe he was bullied to suicide

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:35:15 No.50764425 Report

Quoted By: >>50764541

>>50764360
>hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:45:18 No.50764541 Report

Quoted By: >>50764550 >>50764583

>>50764425
If a creature is intelligent, it has hands instead of paws.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:46:10 No.50764550 Report

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>>50764541
bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:49:18 No.50764583 Report

Quoted By: >>50764603 >>50764708

>>50764541
these things both eat off of and shit on the floor. they are not intelligent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:49:59 No.50764587 Report

Quoted By: >>50764601

>>50764394
doesn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:50:52 No.50764601 Report

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>>50764587
Who declared you judge? Are you free of sins to pretend the church hasn't hidden the fact that we reincarnate and suicide is not the "ultimate sin"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:51:09 No.50764603 Report

Quoted By: >>50764631 >>50764659

>>50764583
Pokemon pooping isn't even cannon. And pokemon eat jelly donuts off plates and understand their trainers. How is that not intelligent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:54:13 No.50764631 Report

Quoted By: >>50764681

>>50764603
it's their fundamental anatomy bro that's not how that works they don't suddenly have thumbs because 'it smart'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:54:37 No.50764637 Report

Quoted By: >>50764645

Lmao 41 percent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:55:38 No.50764645 Report

Quoted By: >>50764680

>>50764637
Is the total of trannies that think of suicide, not the ones who kill themselves
Cope
based trannies ruining america

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:57:20 No.50764659 Report

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>>50764603
anon, unless your name is guzzlord, you likely defecate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:59:19 No.50764680 Report

Quoted By: >>50764685

>>50764645
Oh
How are they ruining Merica? It's already ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:59:30 No.50764681 Report

Quoted By: >>50764695 >>50764751

>>50764631
I didn't say Vaporen has thumbs. I said she has hands because she is in intelligent creature. Pokemon understand freindship and language, something that regular real life animals cant possibly understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 01:59:56 No.50764685 Report

Quoted By: >>50764696

>>50764680
You can always ruin it further

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:00:56 No.50764695 Report

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>>50764681
Stop arguing with these retards, they just want replies.
When questioned about how mawile was able to do things that no animal ever could in a pokemon contest, they just fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:01:00 No.50764696 Report

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>>50764685
I suppose
So I'm guessing their existence is ruining America then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:02:27 No.50764708 Report

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>>50764583
they should be shitting on my cock

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:07:13 No.50764751 Report

Quoted By: >>50764779

>>50764681
>I said she has hands because she is in intelligent creature
that's not how that works
you literally just made this up
also
>she
you have to die now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:09:55 No.50764769 Report

Quoted By: >>50764787

I mean i think my dog understands freindship, but i cant give him Battle Commands in english. But if he could listen to me and eat off a plate beside me, i would consider him to have hands

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:11:44 No.50764779 Report

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>>50764751
>frogposter
Shitposter, you have to die now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:12:48 No.50764787 Report

Quoted By: >>50764806 >>50764844 >>50765003

>>50764769
pikachu has hands
vaporeon has paws
hands can hold a tree branch, paws cannot
this is not a hard concept
what the fuck are you drillbits talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:14:55 No.50764806 Report

Quoted By: >>50764819

>>50764787
Idk and why do you get to decide what is a hand and was is not?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:16:36 No.50764819 Report

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>>50764806
>Idk and why do you get to decide what is a hand and was is not?
YOU'RE TROLLING
YOU CAN'T BE THIS DUMB

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:20:13 No.50764844 Report

Quoted By: >>50764854

>>50764787
And why does pikachu have hands but vaporen does not. Both are intelligent creatures, are mammals, and understand freindship. Both can speak human language and understand Battle Commands. Intelligence matters , thumbs are less improtant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:21:19 No.50764854 Report

Quoted By: >>50764885 >>50764932

>>50764844
>And why does pikachu have hands but vaporen does not
because the designers didn't give them to vaporeon retard
>Both can speak human language
since when?????????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:22:15 No.50764863 Report

Quoted By: >>50764895

>this thread just somehow keeps getting more fucking pathetic and autistic every post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:25:33 No.50764885 Report

Quoted By: >>50764909

>>50764854
If i tell pikachu to use iron head, he does it. That is intelligent, vaporen also listen n do what i say, so also intelligent. How is that not. speaking human langauge? Idk what your trying to prove

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:26:50 No.50764895 Report

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>>50764863
t. OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:28:27 No.50764908 Report

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Also How would chansey work at a job (pokemn centers all over the planet) if they dont have hands. All pokemon are intelligent and have hands to work alonside humanity.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:28:44 No.50764909 Report

Quoted By: >>50764934

>>50764885
>retarded AND ESL
i'm not talking to you anymore don't reply to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:32:19 No.50764931 Report

Quoted By: >>50764938 >>50767520

>>50764201
>tranny dies to go to "paradise" to get whatever they want
>immediately surrounded by the underage kid stage
huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:32:28 No.50764932 Report

Quoted By: >>50764949

>>50764854
Rats don't have hands either, dumb ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:32:44 No.50764934 Report

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>>50764909
You show up here and you dont prove any thing you say is even truth. i think you might have paws intead of hands since you are being stpid to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:33:28 No.50764938 Report

Quoted By: >>50764998

>>50764931
You won't have genitals in heaven, heathen.
Why would anybody have sex if souls are immortal? sex is exclusively for reproduction, not for le funnies and degeneracy like we do here.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:35:12 No.50764949 Report

Quoted By: >>50764979

>>50764932
rats don't. pikachu does. that's his design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:39:21 No.50764978 Report

Quoted By: >>50767421

>>50764263
Netchy_Boo on Twitter, Japanese artists that used to draw a lot of shit like that. He kinda "mellowed down" over time, or post his more "fucked up" stuff elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:39:26 No.50764979 Report

Quoted By: >>50765003

>>50764949
Yeah but you can't claim pokemon are animals and then pretend that pikachu has hands, since he is an animal according to you. Do squirrels have hands? they run on four, as well.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:41:54 No.50764998 Report

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>>50764938
you deny your dick's true purpose

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:42:44 No.50765003 Report

Quoted By: >>50765036

>>50764979 see >>50764787
>hands can hold a tree branch, paws cannot
RUH ROH RAGGY
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:45:47 No.50765032 Report

Quoted By: >>50765040

>45 replies
>13 posters
Holy autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:46:13 No.50765036 Report

Quoted By: >>50765061

>>50765003
Again the one claiming pokemon are animals is you, retard
You can't say they are animals and not put them against their irl animal counterpart in the discussion, the only retard here is you with your stupid theories
A mawile does gymnastics using ribbons in one episode of the anime, a thing that no fucking animal can nor they will ever do, because they don't get that specialized level of "tricks".

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:46:49 No.50765040 Report

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>>50765032
this is the absolute worst thread i've ever participated in

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:46:51 No.50765041 Report

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The problwm is that pokemon are Not animals. In fact they are closer to humans that to the animals. Pokemon do not have paw, they have hands, because intelligence and they speka language.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:48:37 No.50765061 Report

Quoted By: >>50765068

>>50765036
>moving the goalposts
yea i uh actually don't care so

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:49:22 No.50765068 Report

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>>50765061
ok nerd, anyway it was a shitposting thread who gives a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:50:35 No.50765079 Report

Quoted By: >>50765129

>>50764201
Why is it dripping...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:51:32 No.50765086 Report

Quoted By: >>50765113

>>50764347
Eevees believe in evolution, where do you think they're going?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:54:24 No.50765110 Report

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was/were

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:54:55 No.50765113 Report

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>>50765086
Eevees have hands, so they can pray and get into heaven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 02:56:57 No.50765129 Report

Quoted By: >>50765305

>>50765079
When you die you shit yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:02:53 No.50765164 Report

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I feel like I learned a lot about sentience and mortality tonight. Thank you all for this experience.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:05:25 No.50765182 Report

Quoted By: >>50765237 >>50765282

>>50764360
Do people just wake up one day and say "You know what? I'm going to say something dumb and when they point it out I'm gonna troll the fuck out of the entire thread"
Is it really this masterfully and maliciously crafted

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:14:33 No.50765237 Report

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>>50765182
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:20:18 No.50765282 Report

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>>50765182
Some people say stupid shit and when it sticks they just carry on, they don't actually believe this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:23:58 No.50765305 Report

Quoted By: >>50765330

>>50765129
will killing myself during constipation unconstipate my shit immediately?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:27:26 No.50765330 Report

Quoted By: >>50765350 >>50765369

>>50765305
Well all your muscles relax and stop containing shit in, so I am unsure. But likely you won't contain your shit inside anyway, so i guess the answer is yes.
Why do you want to know that dumb shit though? will you kill yourself if you are constipated next time? lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:30:26 No.50765350 Report

Quoted By: >>50765471

>>50765330
the option is certainly not off the table

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:32:39 No.50765369 Report

Quoted By: >>50765390 >>50765448

>>50765330
How can I simulate complete muscle release without actually dying? Is there an infograph?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:35:26 No.50765390 Report

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>>50765369
I don't think that's possible, but google it if you care. Maybe some drug can help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:44:12 No.50765448 Report

Quoted By: >>50765507

>>50765369
>complete muscle release
But that would include your heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:47:35 No.50765471 Report

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>>50765350
Just drink water, eat fiber and do exercise. Lazy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:53:02 No.50765507 Report

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>>50765448
Well, I guess I would risk death for a mega heavenly gravity colonoscopy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:53:46 No.50765509 Report

Quoted By: >>50765517 >>50765533

>>50764394
he was. In the previous image he's crying because Vapreon accidentally tore his ribbons off, that's why he killed himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:54:32 No.50765517 Report

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>>50765509
A sylveon with no ribbons is like a woman with no vagoo or tits, so yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:57:15 No.50765533 Report

Quoted By: >>50765540 >>50765541

>>50765509
Ripping off ribbons would require HANDS though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:58:17 No.50765540 Report

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>>50765533
Oh God not this again...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 03:58:17 No.50765541 Report

Quoted By: >>50765572

>>50765533
Vaporeons have pawbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 04:03:13 No.50765572 Report

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>>50765541
See thread. Very debatble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 04:04:46 No.50765585 Report

Quoted By: >>50765594 >>50765612

vaporeon has no need for paws or hands because all vaporeon have prehensile penises

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 04:06:27 No.50765594 Report

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>>50765585
Vaporeon has a self-lubricating pussy and asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 04:08:55 No.50765612 Report

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>>50765585
A prehensile penis is technically a hand, because it has the ability to grasp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 12:29:47 No.50767421 Report

Quoted By: >>50767701

>>50764978
how did twittards react to this?
considering they see Sylveon as trans icon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 12:31:22 No.50767428 Report

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>>50764201
And thats why you evolve your Eevee into an Umbreon and not some gay fairy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 12:33:19 No.50767443 Report

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>>50764201
And thats what happens when your trainer is the Cuckquean of Kalos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 12:55:50 No.50767520 Report

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>>50764931
those are her aborted children

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 13:42:45 No.50767701 Report

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>>50767421
Positively for the most part, the Twittards that follow Netchy are into this shit. I think I see way more retards on /vp/ thinking that Sylveon has anything to do with trannies than Twittards nowadays.
Remember: This is a Japanese artist, they don't see Sylveon as a tranny and don't know or give a shit about the troons delusions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 18:16:26 No.50769444 Report

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>>50764201
New ghost type Eevee!

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 18:33:08 No.50769532 Report

Quoted By: >>50769554 >>50770198

this artist has some uh interesting art

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 18:36:15 No.50769554 Report

Quoted By: >>50770304 >>50770351

>>50769532
I'm glad pokemon exists because if it didn't, they'd be going around adopting puppies and kittens and torturing them if they didn't have another outlet to project onto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 20:15:50 No.50770198 Report

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>>50769532
>Female
>¥200,000

It's almost like they know people are gonna evolve it then fuck the crap out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 20:31:52 No.50770304 Report

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>>50769554
>to project onto
>"If it weren't for X, I bet they'd be going around torturing/killing/eviling hahaha riiight?"
>PROJECT

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2022 20:40:07 No.50770351 Report

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>>50769554
>implying that a true sick fuck can't do both
Legit NGMI, dear foolish Anon…

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