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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:06:52 No.50790644 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50790660 >>50790687 >>50790844 >>50791407 >>50791497 >>50791710

>You're stranded in the ocean, no life raft or anything
>You suddenly see this Dragonair near you
Quick! What do you do!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:08:53 No.50790653 Report

Quoted By: >>50790665

Why am I in the ocean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:10:05 No.50790660 Report

Quoted By: >>50790672

>>50790644
die because I am not touching a wilf animal
btw i am a pokefucker, and that's exactly why i am not. animals are not as fun as tamed pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:10:42 No.50790665 Report

Quoted By: >>50790698 >>50790781

>>50790653
>You were pushed out of a helicopter by your mother. You remember her mumbling something about a "late-stage abortion"
Again you're in the ocean with and see this Dragonair in front of you. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:11:54 No.50790672 Report

Quoted By: >>50790683

>>50790660
>a literal groomer
I'm glad you're drowning in this RND8W
fictional ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:13:24 No.50790683 Report

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>>50790672
I don't touch real animals anon, I just know that they don't always say yes like retards here pretend
Just because it's a pokemon doesn't mean it will automatically always imply "yes fuck me in the ass"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:13:54 No.50790687 Report

Quoted By: >>50790709 >>50791515

>>50790644
scream. holy FUCK would i scream. being stranded in open water with something huge swimming nearby is a massive thalassophobic hell no from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:15:14 No.50790698 Report

Quoted By: >>50790729

>>50790665
This situation is unrealistic give me a different scenario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:15:20 No.50790701 Report

Quoted By: >>50790710 >>50790739

>In pokemon world
>Being in any danger with pokemon around

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:16:45 No.50790707 Report

Quoted By: >>50790720 >>50790746 >>50791116

Accept that I'm going to become its food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:16:50 No.50790709 Report

Quoted By: >>50790742 >>50790770

>>50790687
>The Dragonair notices your screams and looks slightly bewildered
>it can't decide whether your screaming and thrashing is intended to be threatening or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:17:05 No.50790710 Report

Quoted By: >>50790732

>>50790701
>Implying Ash doesn't get attacked constantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:18:06 No.50790720 Report

Quoted By: >>50790736

>>50790707
t. vorelotic fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:19:26 No.50790729 Report

Quoted By: >>50790787

>>50790698
>A churlish Corviknight picks you up and drops you into the ocean because you didn't have enough crackers to feed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:19:42 No.50790732 Report

Quoted By: >>50790757

>>50790710
And he gets mildly singed or shocked at worse. Imagine drowning in the pokemon world where even the most common basic fish can evolve into a strong swimming sea snake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:20:10 No.50790736 Report

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>>50790720
Milotic is awful and the worst snakemon. I'm only being realistic here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:20:27 No.50790739 Report

Quoted By: >>50791106 >>50791494

>>50790701
Legends Arceus LITERALLY confirmed the people would die in the wild due to Pokemon attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:21:15 No.50790742 Report

Quoted By: >>50790761

>>50790709
oh god i’m so gonna die. do i have any pokemon on me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:21:42 No.50790746 Report

Quoted By: >>50790758 >>50790763 >>50790768

>>50790707
>As you offer yourself to the Dragonair to be her dinner
>She gives your arm a tentative lick
>She backs away, you tatste awful!
>She dives deep into the ocean and you proceed to drown.
BAD END

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:23:11 No.50790757 Report

Quoted By: >>50791106

>>50790732
Explain legends arceus then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:23:16 No.50790758 Report

Quoted By: >>50790763

>>50790746
I'm fine with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:24:08 No.50790761 Report

Quoted By: >>50790770 >>50790961

>>50790742
Let me roll some dice.
>Rolled a d7 = Result 1
>You have literally 1(one) Pokemon on you.
The Pokemon you have is.
This Lv.19 Cubone. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:24:13 No.50790763 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790746
>>50790758
doom doom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:24:50 No.50790768 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790746
thats the good and deserved end for v*reshitters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:25:09 No.50790770 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790761
>>50790709
If I rolled a 7 you would have had no Pokemon btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:25:16 No.50790771 Report

Quoted By: >>50790809

Bite into it because I'm fucking hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:26:30 No.50790781 Report

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>>50790665
Based mother saving my coward ass from accidentally paralyzing myself with a failed shot to my head

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:27:03 No.50790787 Report

Quoted By: >>50790824

>>50790729
Oh shit well I then I greet the Dragonair with a "hey how's it going"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:29:02 No.50790803 Report

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R/B dex entry: A mystical Pokémon that exudes a gentle aura. Has the ability to change climate conditions.
You're fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:29:25 No.50790809 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790771
>I rolled a d20
>Result: 6
>Dragonair as an AC of 16
>You lunge at the Dragonair intending to take a bite out of her.
>You miss.
>She doesn't appreciate your attack and hits you with a constrict attack
>You have commoner stats so I will roll accordingly
>Dragonair rolls a 12 you have an AC of 10.
>You are now caught in Dragonair's coils being strangled to death
What do you do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:31:45 No.50790824 Report

Quoted By: >>50790881

>>50790787
>You attempt to make casual conversation with the Dragonair
>You roll a charisma check
>A 12
>You pass
>The Dragonair is intrigued by your ape noises and gently swims towards you.
What do you do now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:35:07 No.50790844 Report

Quoted By: >>50790857

>>50790644
fug her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:37:16 No.50790857 Report

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>>50790844
>You attempt to mate with the Dragonair
>You roll a charisma check
>A 11
>You fail
>The Dragonair is repulsed by your ape advanced and prepares to attack you!
What do you do now!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:38:50 No.50790865 Report

Quoted By: >>50790872

i offer dragonair one of my 2 remaining redbulls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:39:54 No.50790872 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790865
>Dragonair drinks your red bull
>But she already has wings so nothing happens
>She does give you an appreciative nuzzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:40:27 No.50790881 Report

Quoted By: >>50790922

>>50790824
"You're doing good yeah? That's nice can I get a ride to a ship or maybe a town please" and then I calmly get near a spot where I can climb on but I don't right away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:45:37 No.50790922 Report

Quoted By: >>50790953 >>50791111

>>50790881
>You try to communicate your desire to get to safety to the dragonair with a series of strange ape noises, and hand/arm gestures
>Animal Handling Check Roll:18
>Dragonair has a Wisdom of 16 so you pass.
>Fortunately for you she seems to understand you language.
>She swims under you and gently rests you on her back and swims her way to shore.
>B-but OH NO!!!
>You two are accosted by a churlish Gyarados!
Quick! WHAT DO YOU DO!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:49:52 No.50790953 Report

Quoted By: >>50791025

>>50790922
"Dragonair use dragon tail to get this thing away from us!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 15:51:18 No.50790961 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790761
ok. i’m sending that lil guy out to get OHKO’d by the lvl 30+ dragonair so i can whiteout and wake up back at the pokemon center, never to swim alone again. if we’re playing by legends rules and i don’t teleport when my cubone dies, I was probably going to die anyway. worth a shot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:01:40 No.50791025 Report

Quoted By: >>50791035 >>50791047 >>50791111

>>50790953
>You attempt to FIGHT the Gyarados
>Both Dragonair and Gyarados roll for initiative
>Dragonair Rolls an 18(+1) for a Total of 19!
>Gyarados rolls an 11(+8) for a Total of 19!
>TIE!!
>Gyarados has the higher initiative modifier so he goes first!
>Gyarados Uses his Action to use Aqua Tail on Dragonair!
>Rolls 10 + 16 to hit 26!
>Hits!
>Deals 5d10 bludgeoning damage = 22 Damage to Dragonair (Dragonair has 114 HP left)
>Dragon Uses her action for a Multiattack!
>Making 2 Constrict attacks on Gyarados
>First constrict attack 6+4+7 = 17 (miss)
>Second constrict attack Natural 20! + 4 + 7! HIT! With double damage!
>Dragonair deals 2d8 +4 blugeoning damage (doubled) to Gyarados totaling = 28 damage!
>The Gyarados is now grappled and restrained!
What now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:04:07 No.50791035 Report

Quoted By:

>>50791025
Gyarados has 378 health left btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:07:07 No.50791047 Report

Quoted By: >>50791133

>>50791025
"Poke its eyes out with your horn!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:16:46 No.50791106 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790739
>>50790757
The people in Legends Arceus are literally retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:17:47 No.50791111 Report

Quoted By: >>50791127 >>50791133

>>50790922
>>50791025

>Dragonair used Thunderbolt

Gyarados attacking a dragonair is pretty retarded really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:18:13 No.50791116 Report

Quoted By: >>50791148

>>50790707
not even in a vore way but this. if it's a night my eyesight might be bad and I'll think it's a Lapras, which is friendly to humans, causing me to approach it for a ride and get swallowed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:20:27 No.50791127 Report

Quoted By:

>>50791111
It's a wild Dragonair so it wouldn't have that move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:21:24 No.50791133 Report

Quoted By: >>50791192 >>50792047

>>50791047
>Gyarados rolls to escape from the grapple!
>5+10 = 15 Str to escape Grapple
>Escape DC is 15
>Gyarados just BARELY escapes the grapple
>Gyarados is mad and uses one of his 3 legendary actions.
>Gyarados uses Frightful Presence on Dragonair
>Dragonair rolls to resist Frightful Presence with advantage
>Roll 1 (5), Roll 2 (15+3 = 18)
>Dragonair succeeds and resists the effect.
>Dragonair is now immune to the effects of Frightful Presense for 24 hours
>Dragonair's turn
>Dragonair attacks Gyarados with her horn
>Roll of 2+4 = 6 = Miss
>Gyarados is angry and uses one of his legendary actions!
>Gyarados uses Hurricane and summons a Storm in the vicinity! It has a +16 to hit so will hit no matter what
Dragonair takes 44 Force Damage! (Dragonair has 70 health left! She's looking hurt!)
>Dragonair makes a Dex save against Hurricane to not be blinded by the storm!
>17
>Pass!
Dragonair looks hurt! What will you do now?
>>50791111
Thunderbolt would have been a good choice to maybe next turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:23:23 No.50791148 Report

Quoted By:

>>50791116
Dragonair is said to have a gentle aura, so I think it would help people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:29:23 No.50791192 Report

Quoted By:

>>50791133
"Paralyze it with thunder wave!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:05:15 No.50791407 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790644
Call for my Lapras girlfriend to protect me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:14:17 No.50791477 Report

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Tell the Dragonair “Good job for making a decent thread that didn’t devolve into coom”

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:17:13 No.50791494 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790739
Hisuian Pokemon were implied to be mentally ill because of the space-time rifts. That's also what happened to Pokemon stuck in mystery dungeons, another temporospatial anomaly.
>But PMD was a spin-off game!
So was PLA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:17:43 No.50791497 Report

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>>50790644
>copyright an image of someone else's IP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:18:49 No.50791515 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790687
Hey bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:45:42 No.50791710 Report

Quoted By:

>>50790644
>Hey! I don't know if you can understand me, but I'm lost in this ocean. Could you please help me get to the nearest land?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:39:19 No.50792047 Report

Quoted By:

>>50791133
>Dragonair looks hurt! What will you do now?
Remember everything my Grandfather told me about the majesty of the sea and the creatures that live within it, thereby realizing that this meeting with Dragonair is a blessed thing, even in spite of the circumstance. I simply cannot allow us to be killed, no matter what. Tightening my resolve, I act, slathering Dragonair's wounds with the last of the medicinal balm in my pocket, most of which has been washed away by that bastard Corviknight's antics.

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