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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:18:06 No.50791114 View View Reply Original Report

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Post a Pokémon that best describes your job/profession.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:18:38 No.50791118 Report

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representing all of /vp/

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:25:54 No.50791167 Report

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Rotom or porygon I guess
t. software dev

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:34:35 No.50791227 Report

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>>50791114
blacephalon because i’m a fucking clown in this clown show and my job makes me want to blow my fucking head off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:37:50 No.50791244 Report

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Working with genetics, microbiology and hopefully astrobiology in the future

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:39:32 No.50791254 Report

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professional NEET

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:42:47 No.50791280 Report

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>compliance
I'd need a Pokemon that knows foresight, so maybe Noctowl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 16:46:09 No.50791300 Report

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>>50791114
what do you build?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:14:23 No.50791479 Report

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:16:09 No.50791488 Report

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>>50791114
Is there a pokemon that herds cats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:17:44 No.50791498 Report

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>>50791488
Herdier could probably herd cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:18:46 No.50791513 Report

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I work in HR. who would this be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:23:59 No.50791542 Report

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>>50791513
You want a Pokemon with telepathy who can understand people. Maybe even a Pokemon that is skilled at dealing with human conflict would be nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:24:40 No.50791545 Report

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slaking

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:27:46 No.50791559 Report

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>>50791513
giratina
human resources is the great evil

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:28:36 No.50791564 Report

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>Speaks incomprehensibly
>Fat and lazy
>Has achieved wizard status
The ultimate shitposter pokemon
>>50791227
based

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:29:03 No.50791569 Report

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>>50791300
Timber roof trusses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:29:30 No.50791571 Report

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>>50791513
Oh so you're useless?
Magikarp

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:31:00 No.50791584 Report

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>>50791513
they usually resemble Jellicent-F

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:32:25 No.50791602 Report

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>>50791118
Yes

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:38:28 No.50791642 Report

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>>50791254
>Timber roof trusses
+1

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 17:53:51 No.50791761 Report

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>>50791642
What?

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:05:57 No.50791830 Report

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I am a jobless schizo so psyduck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:08:42 No.50791848 Report

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>>50791118
FPBP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:10:43 No.50791860 Report

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>>50791114
>admits he's the manlet on the construction crew
ngmi

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:12:28 No.50791877 Report

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>>50791114

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:26:22 No.50791959 Report

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>>50791513
same this and Payroll accountant plus Im a U.S. navy sailor. Wtf should I pick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:28:14 No.50791971 Report

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How can I get a well paying job quickly that won't make me want to die ? I don't want to go back to retail ever again, it's absolutely awful /vp/ bros.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 18:42:24 No.50792063 Report

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>>50791542
I'll go with telepathy since I'm this guy
>>50791959
none of the water types that have it (Fini and Palkia) suit me whatsoever and Wobuffet is blue and saluting but he isn't really a accountant type. something supportive like Scatterbug with friend guard or Victini with Victory star maybe but I think the one that best suits a nerdy skinny, useless white guy would be Blipbug. Dartrix and Snivy are nerdy but do nothing for my job. Klutz would emphasize how careless someone like
Me is but does nothing really. Maybe Meowth or Blipbug with telepathy or compound eyes

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:40:05 No.50792381 Report

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>>50791971
Did you go to college?

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:42:59 No.50792396 Report

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>>50791114
I'm a professional rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:45:04 No.50792411 Report

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>>50791971
Unarmed security. No you don't need to be tall or fit, no you don't need any prerequisite qualifications. It won't pay too much more than minimum wage but it's extremely low effort and extremely low stress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:15:26 No.50793026 Report

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>>50792381
Yes, I graduated but a combination of anxiety and lack of experience means I've done nothing too valualble for two years.
>>50792411
I don't think that's viable in my area. it's a big city and it's fucking trash.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:19:59 No.50793044 Report

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>>50791959
Primarina, you're a homosexual joke

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:32:57 No.50793112 Report

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>>50793044
b-but anon I...

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:37:57 No.50793128 Report

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>>50793112
Trash list

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:49:38 No.50793201 Report

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>>50791114
Xurkitree or Rotom but this little guy unironically fits more at times by just screaming when something wrong is going on

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:50:25 No.50793209 Report

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>>50793201
electrician?

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:50:39 No.50793211 Report

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>>50791513
>/vp/ anon in HR
jesus christ what a nightmare to have an incel chud zoomzoom sperg in HR

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:53:37 No.50793221 Report

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is this the designated alphabet agency data mining thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:54:20 No.50793227 Report

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>>50793209
Everything tech related inside a company, grunt work with a lot of cable and wire touching and switching, overall physical things (xurk) to virtual things and repetitive tasks (rotom, and arguably rotom dex too), everything going wrong (spinny fella) and physical/manual installations

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:56:50 No.50793239 Report

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>>50791513
The ultra beast that's a jellifish made of glass that poisons people into being more insane and efficient as well as aggresive, or just a psychic type that reads into people and can handle multi tasking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:57:26 No.50793240 Report

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>>50793227
How'd you land your job/
>>50793221
what a waste of time, there's far bigger places to grab more information from

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 22:00:19 No.50793253 Report

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>>50791114
Mega Rayquaza

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 22:06:16 No.50793280 Report

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>>50791114
You posted it. I work in a lumberyard.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 22:13:30 No.50793313 Report

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>>50793280
op here. based.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 22:25:11 No.50793378 Report

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 22:27:30 No.50793395 Report

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>>50791227
Based, and I wish you luck brother
>>50793240
Just asked and applied, I had history with the place since I was young so I was taken in, please note I also double as a literal unofficial mental support clown there too

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 22:36:10 No.50793447 Report

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 23:14:06 No.50793687 Report

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>>50793395
Good on you. I need to start applying to more places. I won't get anything done just standing still.
I want to be Persian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 23:15:28 No.50793696 Report

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>>50793687
>Persian
ywnbi
You will never be Iranian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 23:16:43 No.50793709 Report

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>>50793687
Good luck being.... A mafioso? Either ways good luck anon to your wanted job!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 23:17:44 No.50793715 Report

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>>50793447
Bouncer? Gym goer ? Monitor in vacation camps ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 23:18:36 No.50793721 Report

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>>50793715
A buff gay guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2022 23:20:53 No.50793732 Report

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>>50793721
Oh. And maybe you just accidentally found why this pokemon is a fairy type

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 00:03:32 No.50794035 Report

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>>50793715
>>50793721
Not the best example mon but I do security

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 00:33:58 No.50794236 Report

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Though I'm not a pastry chef in the slightest (hate the fucking section, load of wank), it's the only one directly references chefs in its entry, so suppose I got to use it.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 00:38:17 No.50794255 Report

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 00:57:04 No.50794373 Report

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>>50793209
Nah electricians would be an electric type with steelworker. Since there is none, the closest would be electivire.

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