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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:18:12 No.50806723 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50806733 >>50806812 >>50807363 >>50808058

ITT: Wonder what the meat of pokemon would taste like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:19:52 No.50806733 Report

Quoted By: >>50806756

>>50806723
I'm guessing it would depend on the pokemon like Magikarp would obviously be seafood while Gardevoir is longpig.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:22:43 No.50806756 Report

Quoted By: >>50806953

>>50806733
Nigga, most of Magikarp's body are hard rock scales. Those things hardly have any meat.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:25:54 No.50806774 Report

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Gardevoir tastes like spring onion

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:33:25 No.50806812 Report

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>>50806723
A vegan burger patty - made of onions, button musheooms, Red beets, and sojabeans - with identical consistency of a mushy goop before getting fried…

>I hate how easy it is being a Galarian…
Please tell me about the nature of unholy doombeef

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:40:10 No.50806850 Report

Quoted By: >>50806906 >>50807363 >>50807905

What would the bad boys of the porygon line taste like?

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:43:43 No.50806874 Report

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Sour cream and onion potato chips

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:49:35 No.50806906 Report

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>>50806850
Plastic or metal.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:51:32 No.50806916 Report

Quoted By: >>50806937 >>50807006 >>50809423

They should show Gardevoir prepared for consumption like this so that her waifufags who say "it's not bestiality" will definitively be BTFO.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:56:36 No.50806937 Report

Quoted By: >>50806949

>>50806916
But what will it taste like though?

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 00:59:46 No.50806949 Report

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>>50806937
Salty coins and milk

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 01:00:26 No.50806953 Report

Quoted By: >>50807991

>>50806756
What the fuck level of development are you on?
>object permanence develops when a baby is around eight months old.
Do you think that fish have no meat because you can only see their scales?
Do you think a cross section of Magikarp would just be 100 layers of scales down to the bone?

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 01:12:53 No.50807006 Report

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>>50806916
I wonder what Ash and brock taste like.
And what humans taste like in the Pokèmon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 02:27:18 No.50807363 Report

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>>50806850
Holographic meatloaf
>>50806723
My head cannon is that the only edible part is Gardevior"s brain. The body is just flesh/skin in a humanoid shape.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 04:15:36 No.50807905 Report

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>>50806850
Mercury and brain cancer

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 04:35:42 No.50807991 Report

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>>50806953
All these words you wrote just to be btfo so easily..........

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 04:53:23 No.50808058 Report

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>>50806723
Gardevoir would taste like cum because of all the Hoennqueers fucking him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 09:24:09 No.50808888 Report

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>>50806774
Onions AND "sour cream" (their trainer's rancid jizz)

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 09:54:45 No.50808980 Report

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See this is the kind of thread where I know most of you are closet cannibals and just want to see who would let you get away with it. To me, since farming is a possibility in pokemon world, no need or want to eat my friends.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 12:13:09 No.50809423 Report

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>>50806916
waifufags dont care. its not like people have never thought of what human meat tastes like.

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