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!!B/VAIOT2xDG
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/vp/ suffers through Pokemon Rejuvenation

!!B/VAIOT2xDG No.50806917 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
LAST TIME:
>Melia tells us that she never knew her own mother, and the first person that came to her mind when thinking of the subject was Tesla.
>Speaking of Tesla, we meet her in the worst conditions possible - being enslaved by the absolute most hateable character in this game while given a bomb crown that would kill her if she disobeys.
>When confronted about the hot potato, Melanie (who is responsible for turning the ocean into continent-corroding sludge) has her porygon teleport Madame X into some other room. And then we're teleported into a different room.
>Time for A FUCKING TOURNAMENT WITH FUCKING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE FUCK YOU ALL
>whoever wrote this garbage section should kill himself with the most painful option he can find
>it's not even fun to play through
>gtfo with your "muh misery for the sake of misery"
>grimderp faggotry stays in reborn
>i fucking hate this bloated chapter
>FUCK.

Whiteout counter: 53
Badges: 11

TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Confirmed deaths: 28 (fucked timeline: 7)
Acts of torture: 5 (excluding bullshit fights/puzzles: 2)
A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 22
Bad guys escape somehow: 3
Good guys escape somehow: 6
Absols: 2
Player-caused Mercy Killings: 2
Attempted Suicides: 1
TALLY OF LULZ:
Times we woke up in a female character's bed: 2
Times someone asked our character to sleep with her: 5
Times Melia was reminded that she's not the main character: 3

Previous Threads: https://pastebin.com/jr1cJHNG

What the fuck is this garbage?
>This is Pokemon Rejuvenation, a wall of text disguised as a Pokemon fangame
>Who gets used, who we catch, etc. will all be chosen by you, the thread.