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Pokémon does not exist and I do not live in Pokémon

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:09:51 No.50811914 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50811925 >>50812141 >>50812213 >>50812710 >>50814005 >>50814546 >>50814553

Do you accept that you will never live in Pokémon live the best adventure in the best world? I've always wanted to live in Pokémon since I was 6 years old. I'm 23 years old and I still want to live in Pokémon because it's the most beautiful world with the best soul

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:12:55 No.50811925 Report

Quoted By: >>50812011

>>50811914
Maybe when we get to heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:29:03 No.50812011 Report

Quoted By: >>50812034 >>50812110

>>50811925
I hope so I hope so when I was 6 years old I wanted to go to heaven to live in the world I really wanted the reality was not good enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:33:26 No.50812034 Report

Quoted By: >>50812075

>>50812011
You sound autistic, are you diagnosed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:38:55 No.50812075 Report

Quoted By: >>50812085

>>50812034
he was a child, dingdong. you didn't have an imagination as a kid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:39:50 No.50812085 Report

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>>50812075
He still says he wants to live in the pokemon world, and he can't cope
That's not normal bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:43:49 No.50812110 Report

Quoted By: >>50812123 >>50812492 >>50814012

>>50812011
I am not autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:45:03 No.50812123 Report

Quoted By: >>50812170

>>50812110
Ok if you say so, not judging was just asking because I am way older but very autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:46:37 No.50812141 Report

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>>50811914
maybe gen 1-2

right now its peak uncomfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:50:31 No.50812170 Report

Quoted By: >>50812178

>>50812123
I don't understand, do you want to live in Pokémon like me? How old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:52:29 No.50812178 Report

Quoted By: >>50812229

>>50812170
almost 40, and yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 20:58:59 No.50812213 Report

Quoted By: >>50812246

>>50811914
yeah i wish i could live there too it would be great

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:01:40 No.50812229 Report

Quoted By: >>50812251

>>50812178
Did you have a normal childhood? I think I lacked social contact and brain stimulation, my mother didn't have much money because I don't have a father either, he left when I was 4 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:04:55 No.50812246 Report

Quoted By: >>50812295 >>50812303

>>50812213
How old are you? Tell me about yourself, I'm interested. I want to know the regions where you want to live since when you want to live in Pokémon I want to know everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:05:52 No.50812251 Report

Quoted By: >>50812274

>>50812229
Yeah i am an unironic schizo, that needs to pump like 5 pills at night and 3 during the day to function, I just say "autistic" as a general catch word.
I was born like that, so I have always been weird and asocial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:09:59 No.50812274 Report

Quoted By: >>50812303

>>50812251
A person married with a normal life is said to be willing to trade their life for Pokémon. It's not so abnormal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:12:48 No.50812295 Report

Quoted By: >>50812358

>>50812246
same age kek, i think id like to live in sinnoh because they have all of the nice lakes and they get a lot of snow so in the winter you could go up to mount coronet or snowpoint and go skiing. I think floaroma would be a very nice place to live in also. would probably do like ash does in the anime though and travel all regions competing in the pokemon leagues. what about you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:13:38 No.50812303 Report

Quoted By: >>50812383

>>50812274
Well real life sucks dick.
Anyway...
>>50812246
I want to be a ditto-mudkip that can shapeshift and live in goldenrod and around in the grassy lands, due to the nature of my composition, I need to stay living with my pokemon outside of main cities and places where others could find out ]I am a weird ditto mudkip
We make our settlement and I bring occsional supplies when I dare to risk it in city or towns, and we survive farming berries and gather resources from the wild.
Now tell me to kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:22:11 No.50812358 Report

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>>50812295
I have several parallel Pokémon worlds because I don't want to live in Kanto and see hoen Pokémon with Kanto Pokémon. So I imagine a world where only Kanto exists or another one where hoen Kanto jotho exists. The Pokémon anime and the video games are for me 2 very different worlds so I imagine a universe similar to the anime or a world similar to the video games there are also pokemon worlds for the mangas but I will not speak about all of them.

I want to live like Ash or sometimes live a simple life with my girlfriend and my friends who are born in Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:26:50 No.50812383 Report

Quoted By: >>50812388

>>50812303
For me it is unthinkable that you are not a troll but I respect your wishes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:27:30 No.50812388 Report

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>>50812383
But I am 100% serious anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:39:18 No.50812464 Report

Quoted By: >>50812482

lmao what a thread
I want to live in the pokemon world too

t. 31 yo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:40:53 No.50812482 Report

Quoted By: >>50812714

>>50812464
based, can you give us your autism version? where would you go, what would you do, how will it play out
Which is your team, etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 21:42:10 No.50812492 Report

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>>50812110
Ok so you're just mentally retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 22:17:07 No.50812710 Report

Quoted By: >>50813097

>>50811914
If Pokemon were real you'd still be a faggot NEET
Pokemon would be mundane to you and be as interesting as having a cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 22:17:56 No.50812714 Report

Quoted By: >>50813090

>>50812482
That would be too embarrassing, maybe some other day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 23:18:02 No.50813090 Report

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>>50812714
>embarrased in anon board
Ok anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2022 23:19:03 No.50813097 Report

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>>50812710
Except I am not a neet, your move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 00:52:50 No.50813772 Report

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I would like to go to the Pokémon world and find a girlfriend almost all Pokémon girls have a soul and they are all beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 01:30:16 No.50814005 Report

Quoted By: >>50814046

>>50811914
this thread made me realize half of everyone on this board is on the mid life crisis stage of their lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 01:31:43 No.50814012 Report

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>>50812110
>replies to himself
TOP FUCKING KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 01:36:04 No.50814046 Report

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>>50814005
>it’s only half over

NOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:18:02 No.50814535 Report

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I just hope VR or AR gets close enough I can somewhat have "real" pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:20:06 No.50814546 Report

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>>50811914
I cope with this fact knowing no matter at which point in my life I am there will ALWAYS be a fucking pokemon game released that year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:21:16 No.50814553 Report

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>>50811914
>I still want to live in Pokémon because it's the most beautiful world with the best soul.
Nice words.

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