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Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:05:26 No.50817794 View View Reply Original Report

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why cant you release eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:06:33 No.50817803 Report

Quoted By: >>50821760

>>50817794
CHARIZARD is pro-birth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:07:02 No.50817811 Report

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>>50817794
I am a mammal, but not a monotreme mammal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:08:31 No.50817819 Report

Quoted By: >>50822823

>>50817794
Because of the damn Unova supreme court

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:11:39 No.50817838 Report

Quoted By: >>50817922

>>50817794
you gotta eat them all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:23:01 No.50817922 Report

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>>50817838

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:49:39 No.50818102 Report

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i dont have a cloaca

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 18:54:12 No.50818125 Report

Quoted By: >>50819169

>>50817794
because my lopunny's psuuy is too narrow, i'm really gentle with her
Because it's implied that eggs primarily need the trainer's embrace/love/kindness/whatever to hatch, and sending it off to some rando (or just plopped in a forest somewhere unhatched), far away from both you and the mother probably isn't good for the baby.

TL;DR: ethics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 20:07:11 No.50818501 Report

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>>50817794
Sorry OP, I dont watch boxing :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 22:11:32 No.50819031 Report

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>>50817794
I wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 22:12:01 No.50819033 Report

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>>50817794
To punish breedcucks even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 22:21:00 No.50819086 Report

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>>50817794
I assume it's illegal if you make your pokemon breed you have to take responsibility and hatch the egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 22:32:13 No.50819169 Report

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>>50818125
>and sending it off to some rando
You mean what happens if you refuse the egg or trade it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 22:39:23 No.50819198 Report

Quoted By: >>50821716

>>50817794
Imagine some kind of Yoshi pokemon you could give unwanted eggs to, to use as projectiles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 22:50:57 No.50819293 Report

Quoted By: >>50820625

>>50817794
pokemans value life at conception

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 23:34:17 No.50819484 Report

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You should able to sell them.

What's the harm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 23:38:28 No.50819503 Report

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You're not subtle, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2022 23:58:19 No.50819588 Report

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>>50817794
There should be an exception to not being able to release eggs in the case of bad IVs, I'm sure both sides can agree on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 00:45:50 No.50819792 Report

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>>50817794
Pokemon is a utopian setting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 02:57:40 No.50820482 Report

Quoted By: >>50820632

>>50817794
Ethics, the same why you shouldn't abort.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 03:17:49 No.50820625 Report

Quoted By: >>50822631 >>50826525

>>50819293
>until they born
lmao such a fucking hypocrite

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 03:18:51 No.50820632 Report

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>>50820482
The same why you can't breed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 05:38:12 No.50821268 Report

Quoted By: >>50821720 >>50821834 >>50823614

>>50817794
I just want to cook the eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 07:02:14 No.50821716 Report

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>>50819198
Dragapult already uses their stillborn children as projectiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 07:03:16 No.50821720 Report

Quoted By: >>50825746

>>50821268
>duck eggs
Discussing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 07:10:14 No.50821760 Report

Quoted By: >>50821843

>>50817803
Rent free. Mentally ill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 07:25:35 No.50821834 Report

Quoted By: >>50822844 >>50825497

>>50821268
How does he get out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 07:27:50 No.50821843 Report

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>>50821760
Tell that to Game Freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 12:04:14 No.50822631 Report

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>>50820625
Pokemon are fully capable of self sustainability since birth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 12:53:23 No.50822823 Report

Quoted By: >>50825489 >>50826569

>>50817819
>Just hatched pokémon can go die in the wildlife for all that matters
Bless Unova

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 12:58:05 No.50822844 Report

Quoted By: >>50823614

>>50821834
He has to eat ALL the eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 15:34:37 No.50823614 Report

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>>50821268
>>50822844
his fort is truly a prison
what a tragedy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 20:39:51 No.50825489 Report

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>>50822823
They don't die, they just shrink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 20:40:57 No.50825497 Report

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>>50821834
There's a trapdoor and an underground tunnel leading to a nearby building.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 20:44:31 No.50825526 Report

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I hope women lose all their rights

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 21:18:51 No.50825725 Report

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>>50817794
to troll idiots who keep multiple boxes filled with eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 21:21:48 No.50825746 Report

Quoted By: >>50826452

>>50821720
some chickens lay white eggs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 23:19:40 No.50826452 Report

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>>50825746
I meant their size/shape not the colour

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 23:23:16 No.50826473 Report

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>>50817794
Because humans are mammals and mammals dont give birth to eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 23:32:31 No.50826525 Report

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>>50820625
Unovan elites want more unwanted eggs trainers can't take care off so they can be given up and sold into a black market

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 23:36:05 No.50826546 Report

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Raping my pokemon and then raping my pokedaughter and forcing them both by law to hatch all the retarded incest pokeoffspring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 23:39:08 No.50826560 Report

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Being forced to hatch an egg and then falling into debt because unovan pokecenters are for profit and charge you just for touching your child

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2022 23:40:29 No.50826569 Report

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>>50822823
Don't be ridiculous
They'll be shot before even reaching the wild

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