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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 05:43:38 No.50852191 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50852268 >>50852280 >>50852281 >>50852371 >>50852391 >>50852404 >>50852465 >>50852531 >>50853515 >>50853548 >>50853602 >>50853668 >>50853813 >>50854698

For me? This revolting thing. What in the world is going on with its design. Just random shapes slapped onto a quadripedal body. Absolutely creatively bankrupt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 05:46:33 No.50852196 Report

Quoted By: >>50853533 >>50853540

Anything from Unova or Galar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 05:48:55 No.50852204 Report

Quoted By: >>50852252 >>50852465 >>50855349

hate this thing, hate urshifu, hate greedent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 06:05:37 No.50852252 Report

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>>50852204
Greedent is based. The other two can fuck right off, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 06:12:43 No.50852268 Report

Quoted By: >>50852275 >>50852281 >>50852352

>>50852191
"Absol is most likely based on the Bai Ze of Chinese Mythology. In Japan, it is known as the hakutaku (白沢). In a related legend, a similar creature known as the kutabe predicted that a plague would sweep through the Toyama Prefecture of Japan. It is also sometimes said to have an extra eye on their head or back, which may be represented by the oval that appears on Absol's forehead."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 06:15:18 No.50852275 Report

Quoted By: >>50852281 >>50852352

>>50852268
"Absol's head is modeled after a Taijitu symbol. Absol's humanized face and feline appearance may also be a homage to the sphinx. Its scythe-shaped tail and horn suggest a resemblance to the Western personified depiction of Death. It may have also been inspired by the black cat superstition."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 06:17:06 No.50852280 Report

Quoted By: >>50852465

>>50852191
Incineroar. I don’t have a picture of that abomination and I’m not going to download one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 06:17:48 No.50852281 Report

Quoted By: >>50852352

>>50852191
>>50852268
>>50852275
In other words, go fuck yourself OP. Absol is a well-designed Pokemon and you need to learn how to use the goddamn internet for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 06:54:06 No.50852352 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852268
>>50852275
>>50852281
Doesn’t matter, still a shitmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 07:04:21 No.50852371 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852191
Anything from Gen 6

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 07:12:29 No.50852391 Report

Quoted By: >>50852465 >>50852531 >>50852539

>>50852191
Absol is my wife!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 07:14:57 No.50852404 Report

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>>50852191
You just lost in Unite, didn't you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 07:38:23 No.50852465 Report

Quoted By: >>50852472 >>50852473 >>50852540 >>50854808

>>50852191
Agree. Absol is just stupid looking and only losers like her because it is a 'misunderstood kawaii tsundere dog, like emo punk girls at school!'. It's still a edgy fucking dog.

>>50852280
>>50852204
Yep. Terrible designs. I'll add, ultras like buzzswole and celesteela, also some gigantimax designs are shitty.

>>50852391
Get better taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 07:40:33 No.50852472 Report

Quoted By: >>50852539 >>50852836

>>50852465
>her
touch a real woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 07:41:03 No.50852473 Report

Quoted By: >>50852539 >>50852540

>>50852465
>it is a 'misunderstood kawaii tsundere dog, like emo punk girls at school!'. It's still a edgy fucking dog.
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 07:45:55 No.50852483 Report

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Run em over with your car, that's what you do to wingull

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 08:06:37 No.50852531 Report

Quoted By: >>50852845

>>50852191
>Absol~utely creatively bankrupt
Heheheh…
>>50852391
Absol is a slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 08:08:40 No.50852539 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852472
Most anons waifu female absol, not everyone is cockhungry like you.

>>50852473
>>50852391
I will concede, mega absol is a better design.
Sucks it's not an evo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 08:08:57 No.50852540 Report

Quoted By: >>50852789

>>50852465
>>50852473
this is not a dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 09:50:54 No.50852787 Report

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what a slut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 09:52:44 No.50852789 Report

Quoted By: >>50852836

>>50852540
You are correct, that is in fact a doom cow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 10:16:53 No.50852836 Report

Quoted By: >>50853103

>>50852789
>Barbonicles did a vid that's currently the only depiction of Absol with a sheep-like peach
>File is 280+mb uncompressed and my phone aborts the download mid-way at every single attempt
>It's a Paytroon exclusive for the nearest couple of months, along with the Mew and Latias vids (also the male shiny Vappy too)
>PornHub actively deletes leaked paywall content since last couple of years
I honestly hate having no patience combined with a
severe FoMo…

>>50852472
I don't want to ruin my nonexistant life even further

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 10:23:32 No.50852845 Report

Quoted By: >>50853033

>>50852531
Sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 11:40:37 No.50853033 Report

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>>50852845
>imagine being this new
Simply google "Gimme an Absopussy! (translated)" or just use SauceNAO with
>PicRel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 12:14:22 No.50853103 Report

Quoted By: >>50853222

>>50852836
>>Barbonicles did a vid that's currently the only depiction of Absol with a sheep-like peach
>game model edit
yawn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 12:51:46 No.50853222 Report

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>>50853103
2d would be way better I know, but noone has talent or free time left for doing so anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 12:57:55 No.50853244 Report

Quoted By: >>50853456

Lickilicky IMO.
Lickitung is a cute lizard, and it turns into... this abomination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 13:45:42 No.50853456 Report

Quoted By:

>>50853244
Unironically I love him. He was my HGSS Pokewalker bro I'd carry with me every day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 13:57:59 No.50853515 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852191
OP is secretly an Absol lover who just wants us to talk about Absol.

Jokes aside, I really, REALLY despise picrel. Alongside Incineroar and Inteleon, it represents to me the worst starters in the series.
>3rd stage starter evo yet lacks the size or "cool" factor of other 3rd stage evos
>soccer player because Galar must be a flanderized depiction of Britain
>reminiscent of fursonas
Maybe it needs longer ears or something like it's Gmax, I dunno. I know coomers here love it, and I get it, it's a safe pick, but I hate this fuckin thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:02:53 No.50853533 Report

Quoted By: >>50853540

>>50852196
Anything from Hoenn or Sinnoh*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:03:55 No.50853540 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852196
>>50853533
Anything from Kanto or Kanto*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:06:37 No.50853548 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852191
>He doesn't fucking understand ABSOL of all pokemon
Is SUNFLORA simple enough for you? Herdier your favorite pokemon maybe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:12:51 No.50853581 Report

Quoted By: >>50853594

It literally was just “hey, that penguin was super popular, we need another starter like that!” and made the artist make a pochama 2.0

Except it’s so painfully obvious and it looks terrible because most of it is just a copy of its predecessor. Even Plusle and Minun at least went for different body types and color schemes.

Other notables

Rhyperior
Tangrowth
Lickilicky
Conkeldurr
Calyrex
Kubfu
Urshufi
Sneasler (fanart often tweaks it to look better)
Yveltal (oven mitts and the most edgelord color scheme ever)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:14:53 No.50853588 Report

Quoted By:

Too crude, not worth a (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:15:52 No.50853594 Report

Quoted By: >>50853608

>>50853581
>Rhyperior, Lickilicky, Tangrowth and Sneasler
Maybe they're similar because they're EVOLUTIONS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:17:15 No.50853602 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852191
Only thing I really hate about Absol is how it’s not Dark/Psychic type despite having
>several Psychic moves (Future Sight being the most prominent)
>foresight powers
>Yin Yang inspiration which would’ve matched Dark/Psychic perfectly
Anyway my least favorite Pokémon is probably… Phione? It’s just so pointless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:17:29 No.50853604 Report

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If it looked like picrel it’d be great.

But no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:18:38 No.50853608 Report

Quoted By:

>>50853594
I meant other notable designs I hated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 14:30:09 No.50853668 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852191
Worst thing about Absol is how much of a slut he is desu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 15:01:58 No.50853813 Report

Quoted By: >>50854763

>>50852191
Absol!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 15:08:06 No.50853832 Report

Quoted By: >>50853843 >>50854419

>anxiously await a Mr. Mime evo called Mime Sr. since gen IV
>seven generations later this thing appears
>realize it is a regional evolution and Kantonian Mr. Mime still doesn't evolve

There is still hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 15:10:33 No.50853843 Report

Quoted By:

>>50853832
it's sad cause I like Mr.Rime quite a lot
Galarian Mr.Mime is an abomination, like why did they do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 17:06:48 No.50854419 Report

Quoted By:

>>50853832
It also took a niche typing that could've been filled in by a Jynx evo. So fuckin sad bros...

That aside, I like the design

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 17:57:55 No.50854698 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852191
Alolan Diglett, what a waste of a regional form

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 18:14:02 No.50854763 Report

Quoted By: >>50854818

>>50853813
This gives off major transgender vibes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 18:21:20 No.50854808 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852465
>'misunderstood kawaii tsundere dog, like emo punk girls at school!'. It's still a edgy fucking dog.
this is supposed to be a bad thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 18:23:07 No.50854818 Report

Quoted By:

>>50854763
Shut up and drink the blood, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 20:05:55 No.50855331 Report

Quoted By:

>Felino got suspended
You need to contain your lust for the calamity cat-cow a little better dear Anon. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 20:09:02 No.50855349 Report

Quoted By:

>>50852204
I would find this way more tolerable if it had real hands instead or those rhombusoidal stubby slabs

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