LAST TIME:
>We fight the Rift Hippowdon
>I manage to get trips when I decide to mention jihadbirds and that's my team for the entire thread again.
>We get flashbacks of our former selves (plural)
>Right as we enter the pyramid to access the Spring of Rejuvenation, we discover that someone drank all the water.
>To fix this, we have to solve a puzzle where the only working solution is to pirate RPG maker XP.
>And I can't find what I'm looking for. Fuck it, time to play something else
>I then played A Very Serious Pokemon Game because it had a Sandslash as one of the two starters. It was also the only reliable party member.
>The night after, Writefag delivers an epilogue for the Victoria's Gift series, and then someone gives a save file created after finishing the broken puzzle. After fighting a trick room team, there's another fucking puzzle that I outsourced to patchanon.
>In the meantime, I start a proper Wack LP to kill time.
>FUCK CREST TORTERRA AND ITS BULLSHIT ICE + FLYING RESISTANCES
>Also, Bladestar is finally gone.

Whiteout counter: 61
Badges: 13

TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Confirmed deaths: 73 (fucked timeline: 7)
Acts of torture: 6 (excluding bullshit fights/puzzles: 3)
A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 26
Bad guys escape somehow: 3
Good guys escape somehow: 6
Absols: 5
Player-caused Mercy Killings: 2
Attempted Suicides: 3 (1 successful)
Times we died: 2
TALLY OF LULZ:
Times we woke up in a female character's bed: 2
Times someone asked our character to sleep with her: 6
Times Melia was reminded that she's not the main character: 3
TALLY OF FAIL:
Broken maps: 2
Broken mandatory puzzles: 1
Broken cutscenes: 1
Shitty shiny sprites replaced: 4

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What the fuck is this garbage?
>This is a Pokemon fangame where at least 3 gym battles can be effortlessly beaten by spamming talonflames.
>Decisions & catches are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them.