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Scenario: >Team Rocket stole your favorite pokemon, your ace, pokepal. Pokemon police can't help you. >You assemble a team of ~15 pokemon to raid the base, not with 1v1/2v2 battles but all out raid, no rules just rescue your fav pokemon >What is your team and how do you do it >inb4 limit of 6 on-hand >They stole my Alakazam and i'm fucking pissed >Umbreon, Metagross, Vanilluxe, Charizard, Gyarados, Scizor, Steelix, Haunter, Seismitoad, Butterfree, Xatu, Steelix, Lanturn, Skarmory >kidnap a team rocket trainer in forrest and steal his uniform, infiltrate base in his uniform >find a control closet, kill the power and start a fire simultaneously >it's pitch black, largely windowless building, and sprinkler system is flooding the place. >darkness makes Umbreon more powerful and sprinkler water makes Gyarados more powerful >it's utter chaos, team rocket members scrambling everywhere >Gyarados is plowing through the hallways, using hydro pump and waterfall to fucking destroy anyone who can get in the way >Umbreon riding on Gyarados to support him, they are a duo sweeping any trainer and any pokemon who try to stop them >most trainers/pokemon don't even know what's happening, they just hear screams and the sound of a gyarados roaring >i am following my gyarados/umbreon combo with my other pokemon out ready to fuck someone up >i'm balls deep in a bag of GH Cretors chicago popcorn the entire time >we interrogate then execute every trainer after our Gyarados has literally slivered over them, their body already in critical condition >we find the room where they're keeping my Alakazam >bunch of other stolen pokemon are there in pokeballs >fill duffel bag with all the stolen pokeballs of rare/powerful pokemon, open up my Alakazam, return all my pokemon to me, and Alakazam teleports us to a totally remote location
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>>50885956 >a team of ~15 pokemon What is this, entry level casual shit? Upper Blackrock Spire? Karazhan? Make it 40-man, that was some good raiding, not this bullshit.
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>>50886037 40 is fine too there are no rules, i mainly put "~15" to get the fact across that it's not limited to 6.
god im rock hard imagining 30 fucking steelixes just burrowing through the facility while one of my pokemon made Sandstorm so steelixes' defenses are higher and all the poison team rcoket pokemon are taking constant damage while we straight up terrorize their facility
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>They stole my main man Golurk. >Realize the facility is surprisingly well stacked with guards >Large scale assault would lead to disaster >Decide to bring one boy >Ekans >Enter from underwater cave system used by Rocket submarines. >Place crawling with grunts >Scour the area for supplies while keeping an eye on guard patterns >A rocket grunt is still a grunt so really dumb on the checkpoints >Ekans and I slip behind them and quietly take them down >One down but I mess up mine >Fight breaks out >Have to stop the grunt from calling back up >Thanks to a quick Glare, I was able to finish off the struggling grunt >Eventually make my way to a lift system conveniently sitting in the back >Must be used to help move large cargo from top to bottom >Sit down on lift with Ekans and strategize >Seems like this might be a long mission >Better check the rations…
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>>50886218 Do you name your Ekans "Solid"?
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>>50886218 bold strategy only taking one pokemon, esp not one evolved/extremely powerful.
knowing how stupid you are i would break into your pokemon home, raid your PC and steal all your pokemon. however based on how fucking dumb you seem you probably have very few pokemon of worth. so i would just have my steelix body slam your house and charizard burn it down
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>>50885956 >ditto transforms into Daniel Craig >seduce Jessie to quivering orgasm 10x/day >she gives us security codes, layouts, uniforms, clearance, everything >kill her >walk in and out of team rocket base with my Typhlosion totally seamlessly Anonymous
>>50885956 >enter with (insert team here) >giovanni finds out and has mewtwo give me a brain aneurysm >die in absolute agony >the end Anonymous
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>>50886524 >he doesn't know genghar exists Anonymous
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>>50886218 >Lift arrives on top >The salty sea breeze kinda feels nice >Pretty island location >Immediately have to hide >A large black military grade helicopter is getting ready to take off >See some fancy and smug hot shot climb into it >The others around him salute >Must be the big man himself >Wait patiently for ‘copter to take off >Holding Ekans like a periscope, I ask him to scan the area >Given the all clear with Ekans’ tail forming an “ok” circle >Slowly start to make my move, following Ekans closely >Eventually I have to stop. >Security cameras line all the entrances >Have to look around for another option >Hear “Who’s wet footprints are these?” In the distance >Shit, gotta move quickly >Get lucky enough to find a vent shaft >Sealed shut by a vent >Of course it would, why would anyone leave open vents in a secure facility >Ask Ekans to pour acid on the sides >Loosen up the grating enough to open >Quickly slide in >Hold it closed >Not sliding back on while damaged >Wait for the guard to follow the steps that lead to nothing >”Some grunt must have fallen over again. Dumbass” >Breath a sigh of relief >Prop grate enough to partly stand on its own >Just hope no one double checks >Climb deeper into the facility by vent Anonymous
>Fly to the base in the middle of the night on my Braviary, land on the roof undetected >I have a backpack, and I am carrying as many pokeballs on my person as humanly possible >They're all filled with random Koffing I found in the wild >Locate as many air vents as I can, pry them open >Release the Koffing into the vents >Seal them shut and exfil with Braviary before Team Rocket realizes what's going on >Fly out to an area in front of the base where my regular team is waiting >We take up defensive positions outside the front entrance and hit anyone who comes running out with ranged attacks >Try to take any hostages we can, Braviary will scoop up any defeated grunts, and I brought zip ties >Retreat after ten minutes so we don't have to deal with reinforcements from other bases hitting us from behind
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>>50887322 based af. i love the idea of evacuating the place with simple easy to capture pokemon.
a fun way to ambush them once they're out can be a pokemon doing sandstorm, causing the sandstorm weather. this makes all their pokemon (other than rock/ground/steal) take constant damage and raises defenses. the sand also makes it difficult for trainers and pokemon to communicate or know what's going on so you can easily pick off their pokemon and actual trainers too. you can have a pokemon use earthquake to fuck with the terrain
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>>50885956 >you fail and you get the biggest rocket dildo shoved up your ass Anonymous
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>>50887569 >threatening me with my fetish Anonymous
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>bastards stole my skarmory >i bring ~40 octillery and a magnemite >the octillerys open fire >magnemite fucks up most security systems with its electromagnetic field, and magnet pull attracts the skarmory, making it easy to find
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>>50888808 i love the simplicity of the open fire octillery plus the cleverness of the magnemite
skarmory is an awesome mon i'd be fuming if they took him
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>>50885956 >physically beat my brother once for releasing my level 100 blastoise in pokemon red in 1999 >if i had him irl and he was physically stolen from me i would abandon all morals and take my time devising a violent plot >get mewtwo, lugia, few other killers, train them up to level 100 or irl equivalent >capture hundreds of magikarp with a commercial fishing boat >capture as many haunters/ghastlys as possible. genghar's pokedex: "It apparently wishes for a travelling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans (Moon)." >steal rare candy 18-wheeler shipment >park 1/4 mile away from team rocket base >open all magikarp and ghastlys and pour rare candies everywhere >one of my guys does rain dance to make it rain empowering the gyarados pokemon a lot >have 100+ gyaradoses doing dragon dance to power up their move >100+ overpowered gyarados and 100+ murderous gengars storm rocket base right thru the front door >i fly in on my lugia and hit giovanni's office first, make quick work of that faggots mons and spartan kick him off the roof >sweep every single room in the base until we find my blastoise >gengars and gyaradoses ordered to kill any living creature they see other than our blastoise >reunited with blastoise >go on a worldwide campaign to hunt down every single team rocket member and their families Anonymous
>>50889977 imagine you're team rocket and you look out the window one day and see 200 gyarados/gengars running at your building full speed
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>>50885956 Prepare for autism
>Team Rocket takes my Serperior, which my parents gave me as a kid and I grew up with >start hunting rocket grunts until I get the coordinates to their HQ, a radio and a team rocket uniform to sneak inside >Assume they might have powerful stolen pokemon, so prepare a team of 6 specialist pokemon that consists of Hydreigon, Sylveon, Mega-gengar, Gyarados, Krookodile and Alolan Golem, this team will help take on legendary tier threats >3 utility pokemon, Porygon for hacking computers and short-circuiting parts of the HQ, Sigilyph for entering and escaping HQ using fly, knocking out grunts with psychic and whirlwind for yeeting pokemon, grunts and obstacles away, regular Darmanitan, for knocking out grunts, punching holes through walls or doors and blasting with fire anything in the way. >Once when stealth inevitably fails, a army of 68 pokemon, in 4 squads of 17 pokemon will be deployed consisting of: 5 pawniards
3 bisharps
2 scizors
1 magnezone
1 golurk
1 darmanitan
1 g-darmanitan
1 granbull
1 beedrill
1 rhyperior
>Be near HQ >Tell sigilyph to take me into the rooftop >Once on the rooftop, wait until a helicopter comes to drop off grunts >once helicopter arrives blend in with the many grunts, carrying the small army in a duffle bag and claiming it's all the pokemon I've stole >Ask where do they keep the pokemon, because i need to drop off some >Once on the vault, start going through pokeballs until I find my serperior >There isn't a single serperior in the vault >go to a database computer and hack it with Porygon >A rocket admin took it >Locate the bastard and bait him into going alone in a room >beat him until he gives me my serperior back >"Your damned snake is mine" >He sets off an alarm >Tons of grunts start mobilizing >Beat the admin into unconsciousness and deploy 5 pawniards, 3 bisharps, 2 scizors, sigilyph, porygon and darmanitan will support the formation >check on a computer where is the admin's office Anonymous
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>>50890087 i love how you break it down into squads and have specific pokemon for stealth ops and for straight up fighting
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>>50886037 >40 man >when half the raid will be dead weight anyways Anonymous
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>tell darmanitan to start punching through walls, while Porygon short-circuits parts of the HQ >After using many potions and mowing down many grunts and route 3 pokemon, we reach the admin's office >Deploy the rest of the 1st squad and start searching for serperior >Find some pokeballs and start going through them >After finding my Serperior and a heartwarming reunion it's time to escape and bail as many captive pokemon as possible, with serperior joining the fight >Backtrack to the vault, only to find some pokemon have been taken >Fill a second duffle bag with as many pokemon as possible and let out the more stronger ones to help flee the HQ >At this point deploy the 4 squads and start demolishing all possible walls >Almost outside the HQ but hear on the hijacked radio that back-up is coming and they're considering letting out some legendary pokemon >Have to prepare for the possible rocket army that's outside >Regroup, heal and prepare a formation because we'll have a hell of a fight >Deploy hydreigon, Gyarados and Alolan Golem to support the main army >Once leaving the protection of HQ, rhyperiors and golurks act as cover for bisharps and co while advancing and knocking down from the sky any flying types and generating earthquakes to halt land pokemon advances, Scizors and beedrills pick off any weakened pokemon or knocks out grunts, magnezones start zapping nearby pokemon, jamming communications and pull any metal objects grunts happen to have >At a distance see many mega evolved pokemon >Must be admins from other bases, in any case there's no choice but to fight >Hear a very fast whoosh sound and my hydreigon faints >No way that was a regular pokemon, none that I had heard of Anonymous
>>50890408 >revive my hydreigon and deploy Sylveon and mega gengar, whatever knocked out my hydreigon that quickly must have been a dragon or a fairy >see a red thing flying fast on the sky, no way that is latias >Heard of it through some friends' Pokedex but never thought I'd see one >Tell sylveon and hydreigon to prepare for latias's next strike >The mega evolved pokemon are getting closer >The remaining team rocket members still standing are a few hundred grunts and many admins with many uncommon pokemon >hell they somehow got their hands on a latias, I hope it's the only legendary they have >We need to retreat to HQ, it's our only chance to heal and rest before they arrive >We retreat to HQ's walls and I heal the many tired pokemon, the resilient main army that is still holding up despite having half the region's pokemon thrown at them and the brave captive pokemon, fighting for their freedom with all their might just see their trainer's face again >Remove the team rocket disguise and call the pokemon police to report the stolen pokemon and the knocked out grunts >Though the call didn't last long, the admins with rare and mega evolved pokemon have reached the almost destroyed HQ and they aren't negotiating anything >The last fight before it's all over >Same formation as last time, but with all pokemon deployed and more offensive >Now granbulls start putting in more effort due to the high quantity of dark-typed pokemon >Mega Gengar quickly picks off all the fairy-typed pokemon before they focus on knocking out hydreigon >Mega charizards get knocked down by Alolan golem and rhyperiors, while mega Blastoises get zapped by magnezones >A faint whoosh can be heard >quickly tell Sylveon and hydreigon to get ready >Latias comes back around but gets taken down by Sylveon and hydreigon Anonymous
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>>50890589 >After knocking out the mega evolved pokemon, the remaining grunts deserted and the remaining admins had their pokemon knocked out, the pokemon police arrived to arrest the piles of grunts and admins and to secure the captive pokemon, my small pokemon army can now rest, now that my dear serperior is back in my arms. Anonymous
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>>50887322 >>50887554 Actually wait I have an even better idea
>Write Team Rocket a letter (not an email, an actual letter with postage and everything) asking them to give back Torterra >Get told to fuck off >Acquire a Dragapult >Acquire a reasonably powerful laser pointer >Train the Dreepies to home in on the laser dot when they get fired out of mom >You now have a Pokemon equivalent of a Reaper drone >Systematically drone strike Team Rocket members and anonymously send them footage of the strikes until they cave in >Get Torterra back, but try and nail Giovanni one last time just for kicks Anonymous
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>>50885956 >They have stolen my fucking shiny Hariyama, only shiny I have ever caught. >pretty pissed >go to Johto and spend a bunch of money in friend balls >go to Hoenn and capture a bunch of shroomish with the friend balls(at least 14) >everytime something pass really fast, I throw a friendball at it while my shroomish release their spores >Eventually, I catch Latios >Since I caught it with a friend ball, it inmediatly becomes fond to me >fly to the Team Rocket Headquarters. >I put on some black clothes and disguise my small army of underleveled shroomish with ski mask >Since Latios has the ability to manipulate what people see and hates fighitng, I easely sneak in by pretending to be a major admin >my shroomish are all disguised as rare/shiny/legendary pokemons >Enter the place where all stolen pokemons are >Take my Hariyama and all the pokemons in there with me, while leaving my shroomish behind >I leave through the main door with all of them out, with the excuse I am taking them to "A new HQ in Alola" >Now I have a bunch of cool pokemons thanks to a bunch of shrooms I caught Anonymous
Awesome thread idea, also schizo fantasy incoming.>They stole my bro Venusaur, I'm gonna give these fags the most confusing ass whooping of their life. >Build an entire army of pure madness: >The Cartographers: >The Big Kahunas: 5 Pelipper (with Drizzle), 5 Politoed (Also with Drizzle), 5 Banded Dracovish, and 10 Sharpedo, with one acting as my Steed. >Davy Jones' Locker: 15 Rotom, 10 Dhelmise, and 50 Gengar. >The big guns: 100 Chatot all trained to sing death metal versions of pirate sea shanties.
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>>50891154 So basically, this is how it goes.
>A massive flock of a hundred Chatot approach the base, all squawking out a deafening chorus of "WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IN THE MORNING" >If that wasn't enough, 15 Rotom overwhelm the power grid of the base, 50 Gengar are coming in, taking the souls of random grunts, and the Dhelmise have bludgeoned open a hole into the base with their anchors. >Suddenly, a massive storm rapidly moves in. the drizzlers have already formed a massive wave by simultaneously using Surf, and the Sharpedo squad (and 5 Dracovish) are closing in. Mind you, the Chatot are still screaming sea shanties directly in the ears of everyone, conscious or not. >Using Alakazam's map, I command the Sharpedo and Vish to "FOLLOW ME LEAD" and hone in on where Venusaur is kept >Retrieve him, and at this point the Alakazam has gotten a signal from me to teleport me out. As I look on from the distance, I have a happy, tear-filled reunion with my lifelong bro Venusaur. The few rocket grunts who survive never recover mentally, and every day for the rest of their lives, they wonder:
"What the fuck was that?"
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>>50890160 40-man naxx was the peak raiding experience. Nothing beats 40 people cheering on voice after you finally beat kel'thuzad after weeks of wiping.
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>They stole my Roserade >Spend random trainer winnings on hundreds of Pokeballs >I use my Raichu to catch as much Pidgeys as I can >Send in all the Pidgeys >Hope to drown them in sheer mass >Sneak in with Raichu and Mismagius >Clean up any grunts still alive >Rescue Roserade >Leave >Sex with Roserade
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>>50889977 You'd need someone to trade with to evolve all those Haunters, though.
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>>50892774 >>50889977 >plan destroyed by lack of friends Anonymous
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