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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 14:14:41 No.50913972 View View Reply Original Report

How do I get a Pokémon fan gf that is actually a girl and not a lesbian? Is it possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 14:15:26 No.50913981 Report

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>>50913972
simple!
you get a boyfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 14:17:20 No.50913992 Report

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>>50913972
You can't even get a girlfriend in general so you can only cope by daydreaming anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 14:43:31 No.50914179 Report

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>>50913972
that depends, anon

are you desperate enough to date a trans girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 15:03:02 No.50914310 Report

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>>50914179
>a Pokémon fan gf that is actually a girl
>actually a girl
can you read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 15:11:57 No.50914367 Report

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>>50913972
every single roastie pokefan I've met is a fat ugly hog, so you'll just have to lower your standards a lot

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 15:23:40 No.50914443 Report

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>>50913972
easy, just be a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 15:31:36 No.50914499 Report

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>>50913972
>How to get a gf
Just be at least marginally attractive and spend time around women. Thats it. You'll get laid eventually.
>a pokemon fan gf
Is that what you want? Most actual hardcore female fans are the female equivalent of neckbeards. Bad hygeine, no fashion sense, probably overweight and almost definitely has mental illness of some kind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 15:52:57 No.50914650 Report

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>>50914443
I wish that I could ever find a shameless dogfucker GF for reals

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:05:45 No.50914770 Report

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>>50913972
Now I want to see a 2D Hilda without makeup fuck you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:15:09 No.50914838 Report

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>>50914650
bitches are incapable of genuine shame and are literally made to take the knot so I suspect you aren't looking hard enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:29:36 No.50914936 Report

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>>50914838
Is that true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:43:57 No.50915068 Report

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I wish I had a lolicon gf. Mine only likes big titty milfs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:45:18 No.50915084 Report

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>>50914936
most of the vagina's "pleasure nerves" are near the entrance and it generally responds more to girth than length so yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:45:55 No.50915090 Report

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>>50913972
Dip into some rice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:53:50 No.50915173 Report

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>>50914838
I am not doubting that at all, but the only one I'd ever be safe around is figuratively an unicorn that's an utter degen who somehow isn't a complete leftard at that, someone who understands that troons will never be women and how commies ran out of chances to try again back in Cambodia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:55:50 No.50915192 Report

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>>50913972
they're all taken bro

they literally can pick and choose any male they desire so your chances are almost 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 16:55:57 No.50915194 Report

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>>50913972
damn this bitch looks good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:02:29 No.50915245 Report

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>>50914443
her facial expression always gets me rock hard

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:04:39 No.50915267 Report

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>>50913972
Go Tinder or Bumble, slap that weeb description down, post results.

Are they good partners? Maybe not, but you asked a place of no quality for help, so you'll get solutions of no quality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:12:22 No.50915329 Report

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>>50913972
honest advice is to just get good at anything that happens to be in some way related to pokemon, that'd be the direct route. alternatively you can also start slapping pokemon stickers on your bike while getting good at cycling or something, but it'll work with anything. literally the easiest way to be sure you meet more people who like a specific thing in general is to make yourself accessible about it. this is what "have fun and b urself" means

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:20:14 No.50915393 Report

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>>50915245
because it looks like she had a stroke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:22:30 No.50915406 Report

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>>50914499
>Most actual hardcore female fans are the female equivalent of neckbeards
Most animal crossing girls I knew were also Pokémon fans. I didn't get any neckbeard vibes from them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:32:39 No.50915510 Report

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>>50915173
>commies ran out of chances to try again back in Cambodia
Pol Pot did nothing wrong. Urbanites and intellectuals deserved it.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:34:31 No.50915535 Report

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>>50915510
>defending Cambodias dexcut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:39:56 No.50915592 Report

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>>50913972
Find out where Pokémon female fans congregate. I would try slimming down with basic exercises first and foremost. Shaving or at least trimming your beard and then trying to cultivate a relatively positive YouTube, ir Twitch following. Hang out in video game communities and try to make friends. You may have to practice your favorite things to further develop your skills though. People like competence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 17:40:23 No.50915599 Report

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>>50913972
MTF is a real woman you transphobic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 18:23:20 No.50916043 Report

Quoted By: >>50916961

>>50913972
>gf
post more pretty hilda cosplayers instead of fantasizing about things that don't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 19:59:23 No.50916869 Report

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>>50915173
When whitney wisconsin gets out of jail im sure she'll be looking for a new bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:09:54 No.50916938 Report

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>>50913972
My first girlfriend was an obsessed pokegirl but she was also a deviant furry and was into all kinds of weird shit (she actually draws furry porn and takes commissions), she was also very clingy and broke up with me because "i didn't paid enough attention to her"
She was cute back when we were dating but now she's fat and is married to some fat guy

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:13:15 No.50916961 Report

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>>50916043

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:26:48 No.50917058 Report

Quoted By: >>50917124

>>50914310
Your gf can be a cute trap too. Then she's not a girl, but a girl(male).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:30:12 No.50917086 Report

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>>50916869
She's literally Jewish though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:35:28 No.50917121 Report

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>>50915599
Please join the 42% like a good goyim anytime

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:36:06 No.50917124 Report

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>>50917058
Cute traps are very rare and the few that do exist also go for the rich Chads just like real girls do. They don't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:37:46 No.50917134 Report

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>>50913972
Girls aren’t actually fans of Pokemon, just the fandom behind it.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:40:49 No.50917152 Report

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>>50913972

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:50:39 No.50917213 Report

Quoted By: >>50917262

>>50917086
I dint think she is, i used to be in alot of facebook groups with her years ago before she became THE dog fucker(i think at that point she was just drinking dog piss) and she was a pretty hardcore racist.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:54:59 No.50917245 Report

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>>50917152

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:55:43 No.50917250 Report

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>>50913972
It's possible but they're all crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:56:02 No.50917252 Report

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>>50917152
OP literally only has "pokemon fan" for standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 20:57:54 No.50917262 Report

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>>50917213
>Jews can't be racist
Do you know that ruling class of jewish Khazarites living in Israel have chemically castrated in secrecy almost all the female black Falasha refugees from Ethiopia back in early 2000s, in order for their holy land not become a black-majority nation whithin the span of a single generation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:05:44 No.50917304 Report

Quoted By: >>50917341

>>50917262
Totally not implying jews cant be racist, in fact theyre probably more racist than almost anyone. I meant she made more than enough comments about jews as well that would lead me to believe otherwise. Could be wrong but jews usually just pretend to not be jews by saying "fellow whites we need to do better" nonsense not making antisemitic memes and shitposts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:10:50 No.50917336 Report

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>>50917245
did the truth in my dank meme hurt you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:12:19 No.50917341 Report

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>>50917304
I feel this is something more worthy of /pol/ than this place, being called a Nazi just for knowing stiff that's nowadays illegal to know would be simply too ironic for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:13:56 No.50917351 Report

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>>50917152
This but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:15:57 No.50917364 Report

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>>50917341
Yeah its definitely off topic just when he first said all that stuff about shameless degen dogfucker gf she popped into my head immediately. I wasnt really trying to have a discussion about Ethiopian castration and cambodian genocide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:21:49 No.50917400 Report

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>>50917364
I am not American so caring what some randos from teh internetz thinks of me is non-issue, but I don't really know that's okay to speak of publicly sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:23:41 No.50917416 Report

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>>50917364
Well I am not American so caring what some randos from teh internetz thinks of me is non-issue thankfully, but 2Bfrank I don't really know what's okay to speak of publicly outside of 4chins sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:36:12 No.50917483 Report

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>>50914443
The only time I wish I was a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:38:17 No.50917498 Report

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>>50917416
I dont think thats really an american thing, i can be "cancelled" or have my social media access denied for posting a picture of hitler on 4/20 saying "in remembrance of the greatest man in history" but i cant be arrested for it. As far as whats ok publicly it really depends where in the US. Where i currently live if i dressed up as Hitler all this hicks waving rebel flags and trump hats would probably honk their horn and praise me. But in my hometown in the inner city id certainly get the shit kicked out of me before i made it 5 blocks

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 21:40:28 No.50917518 Report

Quoted By: >>50918208

>>50913972
Why is her arm so long

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2022 23:32:49 No.50918208 Report

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>>50917518
fuuuck, can't unsee
thanks for ruining the pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 00:45:59 No.50918811 Report

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>>50917336
your sense of humour defintely did

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 03:34:55 No.50919867 Report

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>>50913972
>Hilda cosplay
She looks like she is made and built for a junior girl with twintails and double hair bun. She needs a Rosa cosplayer in her life to breed her.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 04:02:56 No.50920041 Report

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>>50915406
Where can I find these women?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 08:32:41 No.50921201 Report

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>>50917152
O-Only 6-7 vidya hours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 08:34:03 No.50921206 Report

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>>50920041
Outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 08:34:15 No.50921208 Report

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>>50920041
not really hard
just look for animecons or shits like that
most of them are just lonely kinky girls that would fuck with anyone right there
(you may even fuck her in an ac villager cosplay)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 11:42:01 No.50921868 Report

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I haven't checked this thread in hours and you retards are already screeching about Jews

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