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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 22:39:17 No.50945753 View View Reply Original Report

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Your Pokemon team is up against a Pokemon anime protagonist
How jobbery do your Pokemon look and how does it go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:45:07 No.50947005 Report

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My Garchomp will do a dragon dance to prepare for the sweep and in the same turn be KO by thunderbolt

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:46:46 No.50947025 Report

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I am his alt universe doppelganger and we fight to a thrilling draw.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:49:28 No.50947047 Report

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>>50945753
Probably get fucking destroyed by something that makes zero sense. If game logic works, then I become the world champion in less than a day

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:58:39 No.50947149 Report

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>>50945753
I could have a Gengar and Ash’s seasonal friend would still find a way to defeat it with a NFE shitmon using a mere tackle, all without the scrappy ability that it can’t have. That’s the jobbermon nature of the pokemon anime.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:59:56 No.50947158 Report

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>>50947005
Why do you leak the Shirona vs Ash battle?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 01:06:36 No.50947214 Report

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>>50945753
I demand they hand over their pokemon and send out my zubat if they refuse
Heh... poor kid was in the wrong place at the wrong time

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 04:59:13 No.50949082 Report

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>>50945753
>It's a 3v3 match
>My Onix knocks out Ash's regional bird then jobs to whatever new grass/water type he caught
>My Beldum goes toe to toe, then double knockout from Beldum's Take Down
>Both ready to send out our aces
>Battle interrupted by Team Rocket
>Shenanigans, blasting off again
>"It was nice meeting you Ash - we'll have to finish that battle someday."
>"Count on it!"

>5 seasons later

>"Hey, it's Anon! What are you doing in the new game's region?!"
>"Hey Ash. I thought I would finally challenge a Pokemon league tournament."
>"Sounds great! How about a practice battle before the tournament?"
>Ash sends out Pikachu, weak again for some reason because it's a new region
>I send out Steelix
>"Woah, is that your old Onix? It looks a lot tougher Anon!"
>Steelix slaps Pikachu around like a ragdoll and takes a few electric attacks because it's the anime
>Camera pans to Team Rocket walking out of a restaurant, stomachs gurgling with forlorn expressions to show they couldn't afford to eat
>"Look Jessie, there's the twerps!"
>"And there's Pikachu!"
>Team Rocket interrupts the battle again
>"Steelix and Pikachu, work together to stop them!"
>"We're blasting off agaAAAaAAAAIN!"
>*ding*
>"Good work Pikachu - we better get you to the Pokemon center. Anon, I'll see you in the tournament!"
>"Work hard and get to the final round, Ash!"

>Semi-finals
>"Hey, looks like Anon made it to the semi-finals too! If we both win our matches, we'll face each other in the final round!
>I win my semi-final match, sweeping half the opponent's team with Metasneed (formerly Belchuck)
>I join Misty and Brock in the crowd to watch Ash's semi-final match
>"Alright, I just had to win this match and then I can face Anon-"
>Stadium lights shine over his opponent's entrance
>pic related
>Ash jobs
>I also job in the final round off-screen because it's fucking Tobias
>"Hey Anon! Let's promise to face off again in the final round someday!"
>"You got it, Ash."
>I'm never seen again

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 06:54:02 No.50949742 Report

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>>50949082

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 06:56:46 No.50949756 Report

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>>50949082
disturbingly accurate

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 07:02:59 No.50949777 Report

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>>50945753
I'll job pretty fucking hard because I have zero experience with actual battling and rearing and my retarded turn-based Smogon strats mean jack diddly squat in a practical environment.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 07:38:04 No.50949919 Report

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>>50949082
lol

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 07:51:18 No.50949974 Report

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>>50949777
>t. Shingo

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 09:03:35 No.50950240 Report

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>>50949082
>>Both ready to send out our aces
You didn't reveal your third Pokemon

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 09:07:59 No.50950255 Report

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What's the best team to avoid being a jobber in the anime?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 09:11:51 No.50950266 Report

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That depends. How does time travel factor into the plot and is there still time to Legends shill?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 09:12:32 No.50950267 Report

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>Metagross is my favorite pokemon to use
>apparently has been the designated anime league jobbermon for years
>in the current season it's even more pathetic
JFMSU

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 09:20:50 No.50950295 Report

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>>50950255
Use a nfe shitmon, gives you an instant underdog status and the pokemon in now nigh unkillable
>>50950267
>agility metagross beaten by a pikachu
I will never not be mad

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