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>>50961651
I'm into Pokémon, the bf is into other videogames
if we ever had our marriage have shit like https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/1548691102710079490 I'd kill myself
Themed weddings (especially around games or disney or that shit) are so incredibly cringy. I'd hate to have my own autism around when I'm supposed to be celebrating my relationship with my husband

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:24:01 No.50962051 Report

Quoted By: >>50962097 >>50962375

>>50962017
It's probably incredibly obvious by now, but I'm certain Joe has some sort of autism.
And right now I honestly wish Game Freak pulled a Galarian Ponyta 2 today just for the absolute shit show that would be Joe abandoning Marti at the altar just for 5 seconds of the regional bird after 24 hours of nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:26:44 No.50962077 Report

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>>50961651
>next year
>I ARGUE EVERYONE TO DISABLE THEIR ADBLOCKS AND WATCH MARTI YOUTUBE FOR VIEWS
>MY SON MASUDA IS STARVING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FEED HIM #HELPSEREBII #MARRIAGEWENTWRONG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:29:43 No.50962097 Report

Quoted By: >>50962149 >>50962151

>>50962051
>And right now I honestly wish Game Freak pulled a Galarian Ponyta 2 today just for the absolute shit show that would be Joe abandoning Marti at the altar just for 5 seconds of the regional bird after 24 hours of nothing.
on the same boat as you

>imagine planning your wedding around information release dates
>imagine not spending your future wife's birthday with her because you're covering Pokémon news
>imagine never shutting up about Pokémon to the point even your cake is themed around Pokémon
>imagine your husband wearing sneakers to your wedding

I do not understand how she puts up with it, I'd left by now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:37:06 No.50962149 Report

Quoted By: >>50962214 >>50962259

>>50962097
Jesus Christ I didn't go into his Twitter, just got shared the banner by someone else. I hope it was just the cake and the plushies. Autism wedding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:37:12 No.50962151 Report

Quoted By: >>50962207 >>50962259

>>50962097
I guess the fact that he runs a huge Pokemon fansite is enough for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:43:16 No.50962207 Report

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>>50962151
it's so sad, but yeah. I doubt she doesn't resent always being 2nd to Pokémon shit though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:43:49 No.50962214 Report

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>>50962149
The cake is cute. Trainers and plushies are unforgivable though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:47:39 No.50962248 Report

Quoted By: >>50962329 >>50962349

Did he invaito Masuda? He should pay back his invitation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:50:00 No.50962259 Report

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>>50962151
>>50962149
Marti is literally using him to get views for her dead channel/twitch.

he also use her to get money from her channel outside hype seasons.
both are poor uneducated losers that relies on pokemon to make a living

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:53:51 No.50962291 Report

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>>50962017
The cake is cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:55:08 No.50962302 Report

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As a wedding gift, I'll give to you this banner for my site.

Imagine that...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:57:08 No.50962320 Report

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MISTA MERRIKU, I AUTHOLIZED YOU ONE OFF DAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD PROMOTE OUR FLANCHISE.

WHEEEERE IS BIG BANNER? WHEEEERE IS MY MUSIC COMING FROM CHURCH SPEAKERS?

THIS IS UNACCEPTABRU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:58:01 No.50962329 Report

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>>50962248
he didn't want any bugs in his anus before the big day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:00:01 No.50962349 Report

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>>50962248
That image shakes something deep within my soul.
It's poignant and melancholy, almost like reading the very last paragraph of animal farm.
For when I look at him, the faces blur and intertwine with each other until I can no longer tell the difference.
Masuda and Bogdanoff have become one in the same, and that terrifies me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:02:02 No.50962367 Report

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>>50961651
>chose a Sunday to make sure no Pokemon news drop and make him abandon the wedding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:03:48 No.50962375 Report

Quoted By: >>50962391 >>50962663

>>50962017
I'm with you. There is a time and place for this kind of stuff. MAYBE if he was the head of the Pokemon company or something he could get away with it, but even then.

>>50962051
>birth of his first child
>runs out of hospital because of Trozei 2 announcement

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:05:41 No.50962391 Report

Quoted By: >>50962468 >>50967581

>>50962375
>Pokémon Trozei
I swear that "game" has the worst fucking art known to man. It's almost like the corporate artstyle except drawn by a child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:12:24 No.50962459 Report

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I hope they drop news on his wedding day so he became a laughing stock in the community

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:13:20 No.50962468 Report

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>>50962391
That child was unironically James Turner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:14:50 No.50962477 Report

Quoted By: >>50962492 >>50967695

>>50961651
I love how fucking shitty serebii banners look like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:16:50 No.50962492 Report

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>>50962477
It's like a kid's first attempt at making a forum sig with Gimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:19:31 No.50962514 Report

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>>50961651
>pikachu in wedding attire
that faggot is also a furry?
how can one be this low?
>fake drama whore
>Jew
>autist
>furry
>corporate boot licker
>tech illiterate
>shitty web designer
>pirates games but is loud against piracy
>posts leaks but is loud against leakers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:26:56 No.50962574 Report

Quoted By: >>50962671 >>50965969 >>50970476

Why do you guys hate him so much? He's not hurting anyone. Sometimes I wonder if anons simply envy him for his life and relationship, especially with the amount of cuckold greentexts you make of him. Either way, I wish the best for him and his wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:34:07 No.50962636 Report

Quoted By: >>50963992

>>50962017
tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:35:12 No.50962644 Report

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>>50962514
Doubt it, I've seen pictures of mons in wedding attire. Some people just think it looks cute.

There's also some pixiv event where they draw it, I think the fennekin western vs eastern wedding style collage is somewhere in my folders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:37:21 No.50962663 Report

Quoted By: >>50962693

>>50962367
Is it that weird to just have a wedding on Sunday?
I didn't go to many and don't recall what days they were.
>>50962375
>MAYBE if he was the head of the Pokemon company or something he could get away with it, but even then.
Well, if you're Tajiri, Sugimori or even Masuda then maybe, it IS your life achievment that you made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:38:22 No.50962671 Report

Quoted By: >>50970476

>>50962574
>Why do you guys hate him so much? He's not hurting anyone.
No, he just spreads misinfo and makes serious accusations to people without evidence.
Really nice guy we should just be better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:39:45 No.50962683 Report

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>>50962017
A part of me agrees, but another part of me says
>it's their life let them have their wedding as they see fit
If it's something they both love, and brought them together I don't see anything wrong with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:41:20 No.50962693 Report

Quoted By: >>50963215

>>50962663
>Is it that weird to just have a wedding on Sunday?
Usually not, but in Joe's case it's pretty obvious why he chose that day. Remember when he brought a Laptop to his brother's wedding in case Pokemon news dropped? Or when he abandoned his girlfriend on her birthday so he could cover Pokemon Snap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 18:33:23 No.50963215 Report

Quoted By: >>50964063

>>50962693
You'd think he'd have at least ONE person to be on standby to take over for him for this kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 18:56:17 No.50963450 Report

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>>50961651
Did this simp actually make Victini POTW because of his wife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 19:58:49 No.50963992 Report

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>>50962636
It's obviously a guy anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 20:08:51 No.50964063 Report

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>>50963215
He's far too prideful about being the sole owner of the site, its why it still runs and looks like shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:03:06 No.50964975 Report

Quoted By: >>50964994 >>50968006

what did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:04:25 No.50964989 Report

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>>50964063
Yet he is fine taking forum members pokemon of the week entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:05:12 No.50964994 Report

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>>50964975
typical_english_couple.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:07:12 No.50965005 Report

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>>50961651
I'm disappointed Joe's brother didn't ruin the wedding by playing a vuvuzela as revenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:25:56 No.50965227 Report

Quoted By: >>50965265

>>50961651
>Today is a very special day. Normally I don't let my personal life get into the site but allow me this one indulgence.
so we're not gonna talk about your dr who anniversary banner?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:29:41 No.50965265 Report

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>>50965227
He never said this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:47:11 No.50965401 Report

Quoted By: >>50969872

>>50962017
I think it's a BIT more excusable since it's his career. A bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:52:20 No.50965446 Report

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>>50961651
Serebii can be a real chud at times, but why would I be mad at this? Dude actually found himself a mate for life and became a married man.

>>50962017
From what I'm seeing, the wedding seems normal aside from the cake and a couple plushies lying around? I've seen actual horrible themed weddings posted around in the past, but a few things like that are fine in my eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:05:10 No.50965563 Report

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>>50961651
god i wish there had been a massive leak of information today

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:08:12 No.50965590 Report

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>>50962017
My biggest fear is that I die suddenly and my parents think that because I like Pokemon they'd get me cremated and put my ashes in a Poké ball urn or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:14:17 No.50965647 Report

Quoted By: >>50965792 >>50965955

>>50961651
there's something really creepy about this, unsettling that pokemon takes such a dominant aspect in their life
what's gonna happen if they have kids, are they going to force this on them? what if they hate it, is that going to break the family
fuck, what if one of them realizes how insane they are and somehow break the spell from decades of marketing and nostalgia and lose interest, are they going to divorce if that happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:23:10 No.50965727 Report

Quoted By: >>50965955 >>50968391

>>50962017
Why are you such a miserable, joyless fuck? Doesn't even seem like their wedding is themed aside from a few plushies and a cute cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:30:39 No.50965792 Report

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>>50965647
Are you on the pipe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:47:08 No.50965935 Report

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>>50962017
>NO!
>You can't have YOUR wedding be the way YOU want it to be! It's not like it's your special day with you significant other or something!
>It has to be NORMAL AND PLAIN!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:50:00 No.50965955 Report

Quoted By: >>50966199

>>50965727
This.

>>50965647
It's something they both like, what's the fucking problem? You don't see complaints if a couple that both like swimming have a water theme for their wedding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 23:52:12 No.50965969 Report

Quoted By: >>50967980

The biggest surprise is that TPC didn't DMCA the wedding.
https://www.techdirt.com/2015/08/28/pokemon-company-shuts-down-pokemon-pax-party-because-fun-is-tool-team-rocket/

>>50962574
>Why do you guys hate him so much?
Joe's kind of (understatement lmao) a hypocritical asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 00:24:45 No.50966199 Report

Quoted By: >>50967436 >>50967946 >>50968366 >>50970344

>>50965955
>It's something they both like, what's the fucking problem?
Most likely projection.
The person critizing normally feels "shame" for liking these "nerd" hobbies, so when they see others praised and celebrated for the same hooby they were ridiculed for at one point, this makes them angry. "Why are they praised when I was mocked?" "What makes them so blatantly different from me when they can just openly showcase things they like?"

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 00:28:08 No.50966220 Report

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>>50962017
The only time this sort of thing has been or ever will be ok is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 03:03:40 No.50967152 Report

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>>50962017
At least he's not Anthony Burch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 03:42:17 No.50967436 Report

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>>50966199
gb2 reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 03:59:22 No.50967581 Report

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>>50962391
The human designs are dogshit but I couldn't find anything to dislike about the Pokemon Icons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 04:12:24 No.50967695 Report

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>>50962477
It's not even that retro 2000s Internet soul. It's literally soulless and ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 04:44:12 No.50967946 Report

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>>50966199
Yeah, hurts even more when they see someone actually in a relationship with someone who enjoys those things with them. Explains all the weird role-playing going on here.

I just find this all hilarious that this was going on while they were enjoying their wedding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 04:48:25 No.50967980 Report

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>>50965969
He's literally a paid shill now, he gets a pass so long as he obeys his overlords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 04:51:14 No.50968006 Report

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>>50964975
why do they look like random npc titans??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 05:50:02 No.50968366 Report

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>>50966199
nice armchair psychology there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 05:53:11 No.50968369 Report

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>>50962017
that's a nice cake though, i wanna eat that alcremie...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 05:55:18 No.50968375 Report

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>>50962017
based faggot/whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 05:59:29 No.50968391 Report

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>>50965727
lol autism internet defense force

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 06:01:42 No.50968400 Report

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What timeline am I in? I could have sworn Joe already got married years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 06:02:34 No.50968405 Report

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>>50962349
>It's poignant and melancholy, almost like reading the very last paragraph of animal farm.
You have to be 18 or older to post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 06:06:02 No.50968416 Report

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>>50962017
That is legit based. It's not like there are pokemon all over. A wedding cake pokemon exists so why not

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 06:22:19 No.50968486 Report

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>>50961651
>Joe gets married

Joe still coming in at second place because the guy that made Bulbapedia got married first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 06:37:12 No.50968548 Report

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>>50965265
No, he did. Check his Twitter before you start speaking outta your anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 06:48:34 No.50968602 Report

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>>50962017
>the bf is into other videogames
>I'd kill myself
many such cases among the tranny community

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 11:55:41 No.50969855 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 11:58:26 No.50969872 Report

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>>50965401
The fact that his "career" is running a fansite makes it even worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 11:58:35 No.50969874 Report

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>>50961651
The man who broke /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 12:20:46 No.50970018 Report

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>>50969855

instant regret LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 12:29:01 No.50970056 Report

Quoted By: >>50970060

>>50962017
Bro its a cake.

Some friends of mine cut their cake with a fucking 2 meters Buster Sword from FFVII in their wedding and their marriage is happy as fuck.

I hate Joe like every other in this site but Its their fucking wedding, let them for once

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 12:29:54 No.50970060 Report

Quoted By: >>50970068 >>50970096

>>50970056
Their wedding is cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 12:31:11 No.50970065 Report

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>>50962017
tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 12:31:24 No.50970068 Report

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>>50970060
weddings are pretty cringe in general .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 12:37:03 No.50970096 Report

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>>50970060
At least he has someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 13:26:38 No.50970344 Report

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>>50966199
agree, but I think I also feel this deserves mocking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 13:52:53 No.50970476 Report

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>>50962671
>>50962574
He's a douchey narcissist who's realy fun to make fun of

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 16:49:26 No.50971538 Report

Quoted By: >>50971564

The banner is gone. The love is over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 16:52:01 No.50971564 Report

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>>50971538
Word on the street is his wife cheated on him at the party with a well-known pro nuzlocker.

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