>November 11th, 2022
>One week until Scarlet and Violet releases
>Not a single peep from Game Freak
>But local stores confirm they've got shipments of the game
>Digital pre orders have gone through
>Everyone's gone apeshit, it's Lord of the Flies in this bitch
>There's a general on /vp/ worshipping the head of a Lechonk in hopes that Game Freak will release one final trailer
>But such attempts are futile in the name of our lord and savior Ohmori
>As he keks from his high rise office in Tokyo, Japan
>This is the punishment for our sins
>habeo corpus porcum