ME HARDIES THERE'S AN UNOVABORTION ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE UNOVABORTION!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'ER TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE UNOVABORTIONS!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH AN UNOVABORTIONS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE UNOVABORTIONS LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM! FUCK UNOVABORTIONS!!!!!!! FUCK UNOVABORTIONS!!!!!! FUCK UNOVABORTIONS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!!