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Mewtwo

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>Be Mewtwo, most powerful Pokémon in the known world
>Perfection achieved through gene splicing and harvesting, forming a near-godlike creature of immeasurable power
>Guarded by the Pokémon league, awaiting the ultimate challenger
>New Pokémon league champion named after defeating the elite four and his rival
>My ultimate opponent approaches
>Prepare myself to face the greatest trainer of all time
>After years of waiting, finally I will reveal the fullness of my power
>10yo kid shows up
>Captures me in a master ball before I can do anything
>Names me Mewtoot
>Forces me to fight Magikarp