>>51013866Uh...dumbass??
Look at the Gyarados?? White whiskers, bro.
Who fucking cares about some retarded ningen shitlord when you've got over 21 feet and nearly 220lbs of that sexy, slender, scaley and slutty Dragon gyal?
Imagine her wrapping her beige lips lovingly around your cock, vacuum sucking the life out of you. Pumping endless amounts of seed into her salmon-smelling seedbed and unleashing to horrors of your Half-Man, Half-Magikarp progeny on an unsuspecting region.
Your eyes are in the wrong place, brother.
The happiness women bring is temporary, brother. The happiness a Gyarados will bring is eternal.
