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Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 22:51:56 No.51019178 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you pet a Pokemon if they were real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 22:52:37 No.51019181 Report

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>>51019178
I would enslave myself to the nearest Blaziken so fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 22:52:51 No.51019183 Report

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>>51019178
why wouldnt i, fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 22:53:57 No.51019194 Report

Quoted By: >>51019247 >>51023748 >>51028335 >>51029514

>>51019178
I'd sleep with em, I'd sleep with urshifu, pangoro and beartic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 22:54:58 No.51019204 Report

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>>51019178
ye

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 22:58:10 No.51019232 Report

Quoted By: >>51019256

>>51019178
Oh, definitely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 22:59:14 No.51019247 Report

Quoted By: >>51019353

>>51019194
You gay, right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:00:15 No.51019256 Report

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>>51019232
Imagine the scaly CLOACA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:04:29 No.51019295 Report

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>>51019178
Absolutely

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:10:45 No.51019345 Report

Quoted By: >>51019357 >>51019613 >>51022580

>YES make a Pokemon who looks like a person in a suit! And sure, go ahead and give it crotch fur too!
>NO now that you've made a man-hawk Pokemon, you need to still portray it as a pet just like any other Pokemon!
>AAAIIIIIEEEEE!!! WHY IS OUR FANBASE FILLING WITH SEX FIENDS!? WHY DOES OUR FRANCHISE HAVE MORE RULE 34 THAN ANY OTHER IN HISTORY!? QUICK, GET THE TAG CHANGED TO "PORKYMAN"!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:11:33 No.51019353 Report

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>>51019247
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:12:18 No.51019357 Report

Quoted By: >>51019378

>>51019345
>Bros… the fighting type looks like a fighting type… someone DO SOMETHING…

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:14:53 No.51019378 Report

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>>51019357
Cope
>>51018659

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:16:24 No.51019393 Report

Quoted By: >>51019919

>>51019178
I would have sex with 95% of the pokedex. Maybe even more, I should do the smash test

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 23:38:07 No.51019613 Report

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>>51019345
Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 00:20:00 No.51019919 Report

Quoted By: >>51021256

>>51019393
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 00:30:51 No.51019978 Report

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>>51019178
probably not.
All of my favorite pokemon are either spikey and bad for petting or kind of intelligent so it would be weird for me to just walk up and start petting like...Clefable or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 00:32:29 No.51019994 Report

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>>51019178
Swampert is like a frog combined with gorilla
kino design

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 04:13:50 No.51021232 Report

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>>51019994
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 04:19:35 No.51021256 Report

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>>51019919
It's only cringe if his 95% excludes baby pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 05:30:53 No.51021562 Report

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>>51019178
https://youtu.be/5WohS2WgtSk
OHNONONONONONO BLAZIKEN BROS
OUR CHICKEN GOT EXPOSED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 08:30:12 No.51022279 Report

Quoted By: >>51023748

>>51019178
I would pet her, cuddle her, play with her, cook for her, travel with her, watch movies with her, bring her gifts, tell her stories, discuss matters with her, marry her, raise kids with her, and die together with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 10:28:35 No.51022580 Report

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>>51019345
VERILY STOP LUSTING OVER CHILDRENS VIDEOGAME MASCOTS AT ONCE! ! !
PROCREATE WITH A REAL HUMAN BEING RIGHT NOW!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 10:35:18 No.51022603 Report

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he is just adorable....he has very thick fur too so it would be very comfy....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 11:25:17 No.51022735 Report

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yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 11:39:34 No.51022774 Report

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>>51022580
No, make me :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 11:41:35 No.51022778 Report

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>>51019178
Fur or feathered pokemon; Yes
scaled pokemon: probably
soft skin pokemon: most likely
slippery pokemon: may be
bug pokemon: nope, kill them with fire

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 14:14:18 No.51023513 Report

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Since all of them are soft and cuddly, I would pet all my favorite Pokémon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 14:49:54 No.51023748 Report

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>>51019178
of course

>>51019194
>>51019295
based

>>51022279
I would watch movies with May too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 15:46:12 No.51024061 Report

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>>51019178
Depends on the breed. I'd stay away from most Bug and some Water types. Mons like Grimer and Trubbish would be an instant no, and on a similar note I'd be cautious around most Poison types. I have genuine fear of large dogs and for some weird reason horses so anything along those lines or shapes would have me backing the fuck up.
Otherwise yes I'd definitely pet Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 15:51:13 No.51024095 Report

Quoted By: >>51026092

>>51019178
I have a desire to pet the Absol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 19:59:28 No.51026092 Report

Quoted By: >>51026150

>>51024095
Swear to God?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 20:03:31 No.51026127 Report

Quoted By: >>51026299

>>51022580
WAAAH! WAAAH!
I'M ICEFAG! I HATE POKEPHILES, BUT I'M TOO MUCH OF A FANBOY TO HOLD GAMEFREAK ACCOUNTABLE!
WAAAAAH!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 20:08:03 No.51026150 Report

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>>51026092
Yes I want to fucking PET the Absol, holy shit, I want to brush Absol's fur, keep it nice and clean, give it plenty of love and affection, I would fucking die for this creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 20:24:50 No.51026258 Report

Quoted By: >>51026339

>>51019178
I would love to have an Espeon, I'm already a big cat lover.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 20:32:12 No.51026299 Report

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>>51026127
Yes, the creepy obsessed manchildren are solely to blame for their inane perverted thoughts and not the electronic toy company who abandoned then 20+ years ago, thank you for being honest for once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 20:34:07 No.51026312 Report

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I want so hard to have a Kyurem to call it my uncle and make him alcoholic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 20:36:54 No.51026339 Report

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>>51026258
>big cat lover
How big are we talking here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 20:47:47 No.51026404 Report

Quoted By: >>51027190

>>51026299
>AAAIIIIIEEEEE! WE INTENTIONALLY PUT SUBMISSIVE PET HUMANOIDS IN OUR FRANCHISE, AND NOW WE'VE ATTRACTED THE EXACT TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO THAT! HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO US!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2022 22:30:58 No.51027190 Report

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>>51026404
Please don't make me blogpost about old Hanna-Barbera cartoons for the thousandth time once again…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2022 00:02:39 No.51027864 Report

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>>51019178
yeah, and theres even some that i would like to fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2022 00:51:49 No.51028193 Report

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>>51027190
>Hanna-Barbera cartoons
OH NO NO NO NO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2022 01:19:34 No.51028335 Report

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>>51019194
Based, I'd kill to be in an Incineroar-Urshifu cuddle pile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2022 04:04:31 No.51029514 Report

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>>51019194
Gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2022 04:06:07 No.51029524 Report

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>>51019178
I want to crash my face into May’s chest and have her pet my head.

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