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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 19:39:15 No.51076290 View View Reply Original Report

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How do they reproduce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:22:07 No.51076488 Report

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>>51076290
don't make me post the image

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:24:05 No.51076496 Report

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Pokemon have never been shown having sex.
In fact with eggs we don't know how it got there

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:24:47 No.51076498 Report

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>>51076488
You can't just say things like that. Post it.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:42:06 No.51076580 Report

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>>51076290
>it was discovered that its components are not found in nature.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:43:12 No.51076587 Report

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>>51076290
with their balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:44:47 No.51076595 Report

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Voltorb, Magnemite and klink are all baby rotom on a split evo path

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:48:04 No.51076609 Report

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>>51076290
It probably expells everything out it's mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:48:57 No.51076611 Report

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>>51076290
the answer will shock you

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:53:47 No.51076632 Report

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 20:55:52 No.51076649 Report

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After a boy electrode and a female electrode love each other very much they sleep together cuddling and during midnight, a secret agent from Silphco creates a brand new voltorb and shove it in an egg and places it next to them without being noticed.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 21:35:50 No.51076826 Report

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>>51076290
the existence of hisuian voltorb/electrode implies that they are highly derived plant creatures, the pokemon legends arceus website even states that voltorb is full of seeds

perhaps exploding (and thus dispersing seeds) is hisuian electrode's way of reproducing, and this develops in the contemporary pokemon world with the ash being left over from the explosion being tiny airborne seeds that disperse

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 22:03:38 No.51076961 Report

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>>51076826
I thought Voltorbs came from Pokéballs containing dead Pokémon. As a Pokémon dies inside, it's body disintegrated into raw energy carrying it's soul; and this soul energy siphoned into Pokéball, "awaken" it into a new Voltorb.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 22:07:20 No.51076983 Report

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>>51076290
They breed with wild Dittos. This is possible, because both live in Cerulean Cave. Ditto can lay Voltorb eggs.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jul 2022 22:32:50 No.51077107 Report

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>>51076496
Eggs are spontaneously created by Mew and delivered by Celebi

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:12:37 No.51078034 Report

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>>51076290
Fearow delivers their Eggs from Mt Coronet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:19:55 No.51078072 Report

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Unrelated but I think Voltorb should evolve the same way Inkay does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:21:25 No.51078081 Report

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Reminder that Pokemon "eggs" aren't really eggs. They are cradles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:36:24 No.51078183 Report

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a wizard did it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:37:49 No.51078194 Report

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>>51076826
so when electrode explode they are cuming in public
Great
By the way electrode needs his own unique explosion move

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:38:51 No.51078201 Report

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>>51076498
>>51076488
seconding

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:40:53 No.51078211 Report

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>>51078194
Hisuian Electrode got one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:41:26 No.51078213 Report

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>>51078211
Really? Thats cool.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:51:31 No.51078283 Report

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they're made in labs, like monkeypox

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:52:02 No.51078291 Report

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>>51078283
dont compare electrode to aids 2.0

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 01:55:01 No.51078310 Report

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>>51076290
They don't. In gen 1 canon (only thing matters LMAO) they were made in factories. They're robots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 02:13:11 No.51078430 Report

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>>51076290
They explode, and each piece of debris becomes a tiny Voltorb seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 02:18:29 No.51078461 Report

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>>51076496
>>51078081
Eggs and reproduction aren't the same though.
>>51076961
Then it wouldn't be found in pokeball factories.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 03:25:25 No.51078895 Report

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>>51076496
I have gigabytes of pokemon having sex

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 03:26:49 No.51078901 Report

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>>51076290
SEX

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 03:27:20 No.51078905 Report

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>>51076290
https://youtu.be/oK5aHVXXgAI
Go to 0:35

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 03:47:54 No.51078989 Report

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>>51078905
dude what if mario did drugs

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 04:41:45 No.51079261 Report

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>>51076290
Benis in bagina

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 04:46:38 No.51079286 Report

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>>51078905
wow, this was unfunny garbage. I couldn't even finish it

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 04:48:53 No.51079295 Report

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>>51079286
That should teach you not to open any youtube links in /vp/. They just want your viewership and your money

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 04:50:29 No.51079300 Report

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>>51076290
Cumsplosion

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 12:49:16 No.51080719 Report

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>>51079286
Seethe redditor

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 13:34:59 No.51080972 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 13:37:23 No.51080978 Report

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>>51076587
Gross

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 13:42:50 No.51081015 Report

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>>51076290
ballsack

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 14:06:14 No.51081121 Report

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>>51076290
Very carefully.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 14:12:46 No.51081157 Report

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>>51076290
No idea but I'm pretty sure it somehow involves a Suicunny…

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2022 15:08:35 No.51081460 Report

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>>51076290
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