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• Presents starts with Ohmori in a Sprigatito fursuit
• He's excited to tell us a lot about the coming games and updates to the franchise today, starting with Masters EX update where Nipple Tassel Melony with her Glastrier and Elephant Cock Crasher Wake with his Shiny Gyarados is to be distributed
• Next up is Pokémon Cafe, where we can expect additions such as Fat Pikachu, Fat Eevee, and Fat Snorlax. Since the internet loves fat Pokémon, they'll be taking this approach from this time forward in future updates, with additional help from the r/chonkers subreddit.
• Ohmori appears again, but this time in a Fuecoco fursuit
•"Are you excited yet? We're already halfway through the presentation!" He chuckles, scratching his ass. It's fucking hot in here.
• Pokémon Unite is next, featuring Gigantamax Charizard. He instantly wins every match he's in, due to his massive fucking size crushing the arena every time he Gigantamaxes
• But don't worry, he's balanced out in the fact that he's behind a paywall of $59.99 plus tax
• Pre order now and get the Gigantamax Blastoise and Gigantamax Venusaur costumes for Pikachu!
• Next up, a very special announcement, one that everyone's been waiting for
• That's right, Pikachu Teaches Typing is back, and this time with all 151 Pokémon!
• Game comes out in storefronts for $59.99, the keyboard version is $159.99
• Ohmori returns in a Quaxly fursuit, he's crying now
• "And now, please enjoy the next look at our latest mainline release, Pokémon ScaVio."
• Trailer starts, everything's dark
• Lightning flashes, as Future Lucario and Past Charizard's sillouettes barely illuminate the screen
• Trailer ends
• Thank you for tuning into Pokémon Presents. Pre orders available now, with a pre order bonus of 999 Pokeballs.
• He's excited to tell us a lot about the coming games and updates to the franchise today, starting with Masters EX update where Nipple Tassel Melony with her Glastrier and Elephant Cock Crasher Wake with his Shiny Gyarados is to be distributed
• Next up is Pokémon Cafe, where we can expect additions such as Fat Pikachu, Fat Eevee, and Fat Snorlax. Since the internet loves fat Pokémon, they'll be taking this approach from this time forward in future updates, with additional help from the r/chonkers subreddit.
• Ohmori appears again, but this time in a Fuecoco fursuit
•"Are you excited yet? We're already halfway through the presentation!" He chuckles, scratching his ass. It's fucking hot in here.
• Pokémon Unite is next, featuring Gigantamax Charizard. He instantly wins every match he's in, due to his massive fucking size crushing the arena every time he Gigantamaxes
• But don't worry, he's balanced out in the fact that he's behind a paywall of $59.99 plus tax
• Pre order now and get the Gigantamax Blastoise and Gigantamax Venusaur costumes for Pikachu!
• Next up, a very special announcement, one that everyone's been waiting for
• That's right, Pikachu Teaches Typing is back, and this time with all 151 Pokémon!
• Game comes out in storefronts for $59.99, the keyboard version is $159.99
• Ohmori returns in a Quaxly fursuit, he's crying now
• "And now, please enjoy the next look at our latest mainline release, Pokémon ScaVio."
• Trailer starts, everything's dark
• Lightning flashes, as Future Lucario and Past Charizard's sillouettes barely illuminate the screen
• Trailer ends
• Thank you for tuning into Pokémon Presents. Pre orders available now, with a pre order bonus of 999 Pokeballs.
