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Hi /vp/ I need to go to the pokecenter

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:46:01 No.51137562 View View Reply Original Report

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Can you please look after my daughter while I'm gone? thanks bye!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:47:42 No.51137571 Report

Quoted By: >>51137581 >>51137765 >>51139462 >>51142186 >>51143094 >>51151081 >>51151200

>>51137562
>call police
>give jacket to little girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:48:00 No.51137575 Report

Quoted By: >>51137583 >>51137765 >>51154191

You need to be chemically castrated and lobotomised.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:48:52 No.51137581 Report

Quoted By: >>51137607 >>51137765 >>51147744

>>51137571
>takes 20 minutes to come and shoots your growlithe
that'll be 20 poketaxes thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:49:16 No.51137583 Report

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>>51137575
Sorry about your foreskin Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:49:47 No.51137585 Report

Quoted By: >>51137605 >>51138165

>no cameltoe
Literally what's the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:50:05 No.51137589 Report

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>>51137562
Literally me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:51:52 No.51137605 Report

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>>51137585
>he can't see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:52:09 No.51137607 Report

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>>51137581
Why are americoids like this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:53:38 No.51137617 Report

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>elite 4 member

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 01:54:48 No.51137621 Report

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>>51137562
Take your time, anon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 02:04:47 No.51137691 Report

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>>51137562

Goodbye Anon, I promise I'll take good care of your little girl. I hope you don't mind if I have some bit of fun with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 02:06:25 No.51137705 Report

Quoted By: >>51137784 >>51144777

>>51137691
Why should I mind anon? have fun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 02:08:17 No.51137718 Report

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>>51137562
Does your daughter have the downies?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 02:16:41 No.51137765 Report

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>>51137571
>>51137575
>>51137581
Dumb tourists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 02:19:21 No.51137784 Report

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>>51137705

Thank you so much, I'll play with her like a doll and she'll have alot of fun with me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 03:03:13 No.51138073 Report

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>>51137765
Furfag board, newfag. Piss off to /b/ with the rest of the paedos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 03:16:17 No.51138165 Report

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>>51137585
Why would anyone want to see a little girl's cameltoe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:10:24 No.51139203 Report

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>>51137562
Tot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:12:41 No.51139222 Report

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>>51137765
fuck off fag, maybe if you guys stopped acting like retards we'd leave you alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:14:04 No.51139226 Report

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>>51138073
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:15:04 No.51139233 Report

Quoted By: >>51139242 >>51148638

We went underwear shopping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:16:15 No.51139242 Report

Quoted By: >>51139257

>>51139233
You watched her change, didn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:16:48 No.51139247 Report

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Sad and dark truths of the Pokemon community: /vp/ should never be allowed around children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:18:07 No.51139257 Report

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>>51139242
Not intentionally, but she didn't close the curtain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:55:19 No.51139456 Report

Quoted By: >>51145037

>>51137562
Damn who is the mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:56:54 No.51139462 Report

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>>51137571
This but also shag the mimikyu afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 06:57:28 No.51139469 Report

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You have to eat all the bad eggs youngin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 07:40:48 No.51139664 Report

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>>51137562
I want to be her toy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 07:49:16 No.51139707 Report

Quoted By: >>51141635

>>51137562
Holy shit, guys, a ghost typed this!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 12:41:58 No.51140902 Report

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>>51137605
ToT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 12:44:29 No.51140914 Report

Quoted By: >>51141433 >>51141777

>>51137562
Why does your daughter dress so provocatively? It's almost as if she's trying to tempt us to have inappropriate thoughts and desires involving her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 14:06:17 No.51141433 Report

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>>51140914
because she is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 14:44:29 No.51141635 Report

Quoted By: >>51145488

>>51139707
Her parents are dead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 15:09:20 No.51141777 Report

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>>51140914
i dressed her up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 15:52:38 No.51142030 Report

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>>51137765
It’s summer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 16:13:08 No.51142186 Report

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>>51137571
>”Hello, this is Susan speaking! What is your emergency?”
>Hello, Anon on 4chan dresses his little daughter in playboy bunny costumes
>”Sir, we’re not dumb Americans who have been gaslighted into feminist propaganda. Please contact us with real emergencies next time.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 18:16:34 No.51143094 Report

Quoted By: >>51143930

>>51137571
Why do people get so worked up over what essentially amounts to the equivalent of a strapless swimsuit and animal ears?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 19:44:07 No.51143814 Report

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>>51137562
Sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 19:57:30 No.51143930 Report

Quoted By: >>51150707

>>51143094
Because strapless swimsuit and animal ears are incredibly hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 21:11:24 No.51144777 Report

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>>51137705
Sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 21:38:25 No.51145015 Report

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>>51137562
*breaks out the tea party playset and the man sized tutu*

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 21:41:41 No.51145037 Report

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>>51139456
Hex maniac, aka, my wife.

My children with her
Acerola
Onion

Pic related is me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 22:37:00 No.51145488 Report

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>>51141635
Yeah, dude. Her entire family died in a house fire years ago. Possibly assassinated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 00:24:02 No.51146310 Report

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Acerola and Lana are perfect characters and Pokemon will never reach that level of perfection ever again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 00:45:51 No.51146459 Report

Quoted By: >>51148240 >>51148419

well educated person: ahhh enough this, you can't do this
acerola: yes I can if you don't do what I say I'll tell everyone you're a girl fucker, now show me your "pokemon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 01:49:12 No.51146988 Report

Quoted By: >>51150077

>>51145037
Onion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 03:17:07 No.51147744 Report

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>>51137581
>The Growlithe looked like it was reaching for a concealed weapon, I feared for my life, so I put two full clips into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 04:47:10 No.51148240 Report

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>>51146459
I'd let acerola blackmail me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 05:16:52 No.51148419 Report

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>>51146459

tighter than a pencil sharpener

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 05:56:56 No.51148638 Report

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>>51139233
I wish she was wearing mine and I was wearing hers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 05:59:02 No.51148648 Report

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>>51137562
Imagine her little legs spread while an adult man fucks her haha so disgusting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 06:09:46 No.51148688 Report

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>>51137562
Ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 06:49:59 No.51148874 Report

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>>51142186
>Hello, Anon on 4chan dresses his little daughter in playboy bunny costumes
>Wait, 4chan the pedophile site? And he has a little girl? Wait there and dont move, I'm sending a car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 11:35:18 No.51150012 Report

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>>51148419
UNF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 11:55:51 No.51150077 Report

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>>51146988
English speakers call him Alister.

I named our kids after foods I enjoy; but apparently according to the Mrs, "English speakers will not understand this."

If naming your children after food is bad, then why do English speakers eat so much food? Even when wife Maniac was pregnant, she didn't eat as much as English speakers, but her belly was just as round near the end of it! Haha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 14:07:11 No.51150707 Report

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>>51143930
ToT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 15:14:24 No.51151081 Report

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>>51137571
>he doesn't cover her sexy loli legs
exposed lolichad
resisting is not good for you anon

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Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 15:38:03 No.51151200 Report

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>>51137571
>I, a Police Officer, arrive
>I am Nanu
>tfw I'm going to kill someone tonight
>'heh'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 17:13:03 No.51151899 Report

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>>51137562
Uoh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 18:35:47 No.51152533 Report

Quoted By: >>51152822 >>51153085

What's with all the unironic pedophiles on /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 19:22:46 No.51152822 Report

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>>51152533
>Core franchise revolves around unattended children exploring a big open world filled with various monsters that cover any fetish imaginable

That's a good question!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 20:00:06 No.51153071 Report

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>>51137562
C

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 20:02:04 No.51153085 Report

Quoted By: >>51153355

>>51152533
Pedophilia and /vp/, can't have one without the other m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 20:38:55 No.51153355 Report

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>>51153085
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 20:58:30 No.51153490 Report

Quoted By: >>51154975 >>51156050 >>51156061

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2022 22:30:11 No.51154191 Report

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>>51137575
>Moralfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2022 00:15:32 No.51154975 Report

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>>51153490
Cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2022 02:54:47 No.51156050 Report

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>>51153490
Any more like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2022 02:56:32 No.51156061 Report

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>>51153490
Funny!

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