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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 13:12:31 No.51141079 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51141104 >>51141199 >>51141201 >>51141585 >>51141949 >>51142040 >>51142049 >>51144932

okay seriously, if Hitler would have played Pokémon, which starter would he have picked? Charmander, Squirtle or Bulbasaur?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 13:14:27 No.51141104 Report

Quoted By: >>51141191

>>51141079
le epic charmanderino becasue burn jews XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 13:25:45 No.51141191 Report

Quoted By: >>51141931

Charmander but probably squrtle because big guns
>>51141104
Why are you so butt hurt anon? didnt your dad teach you to avoid bad things before divorcing your mom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 13:27:12 No.51141199 Report

Quoted By: >>51145545

>>51141079
Charmander. For firepower.
Actually, nevermind. Maybe Bulbasaur for status effects. Sleep Powder sounds like a very Hitler move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 13:27:32 No.51141201 Report

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>>51141079
he painted luscious landscapes so maybe bulbasaur

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 14:01:19 No.51141399 Report

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 14:03:42 No.51141416 Report

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he will catch all of them jews

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 14:37:51 No.51141585 Report

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>>51141079
Bulba. He was a huge ecofag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 14:54:17 No.51141694 Report

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Blastoise is the only war like I don't see how he wouldn't choose that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 14:54:54 No.51141698 Report

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Gastly

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 15:35:53 No.51141931 Report

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>>51141191
You seem upset

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 15:40:15 No.51141949 Report

Quoted By: >>51143580

>>51141079
Which pokemon would Hitler fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 15:53:37 No.51142040 Report

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>>51141079
Smeargle would be his partner since art was one of his passions

But for your question, he was a vegetarian so probably Bulbasaur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 15:54:28 No.51142049 Report

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>>51141079
Hitler would probably box his starter so it wouldn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 19:15:45 No.51143546 Report

Quoted By: >>51143856

His team would be Smeargle, Koffing, Weezing, and Probopass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 19:20:12 No.51143580 Report

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>>51141949
RK9

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 19:48:51 No.51143856 Report

Quoted By: >>51145505

Bulbasaur because of poison and sleep powder.

>>51143546
Nah, he'd try to exterminate all probopasses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 21:27:28 No.51144932 Report

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>>51141079
Does he know about their evos or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 22:39:55 No.51145505 Report

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>>51143856
No they'd live because fire or poison wouldnt work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2022 22:45:26 No.51145545 Report

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>>51141199
Hitler actually hated poison gas because he saw it first-hand in the Great War. The Germans had a huge stockpile of the stuff but never used it because they (mistakenly) believed the Allies had a bigger stockpile and would retaliate in kind.

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