One time I was constipated and had some help from my girlfriend to remove it from my tight bussy.
It was a large, hard, shit.
We both looked at each other gleefully as now we have a prize. From my own tight hole, no less.
We waited for it to dry out, and then we covered it in a condom and we used it as a dildo for a long while.
Who else has a shit dildo fetish?
One might ask “how is this related to Pokémon?”. Simple, anons. All Gen’s are the worst Gens ever, but V is the worst of them.