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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 10:52:47 No.51166482 View View Reply Original Report

Why are you faggots whining about humanoid pokemon when this fucker literally exists? Guess its fine when gen 1 does it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 10:56:35 No.51166505 Report

Quoted By: >>51167650 >>51171185 >>51174210 >>51175419

>>51166482
To this day I still don't understand the duck mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:00:09 No.51166522 Report

Quoted By: >>51166648

>>51166482
'humanoid = bad' argument only counts for starters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:01:58 No.51166531 Report

Quoted By: >>51166795

>>51166482
yes, its ok when gen 1 does it
kys you faggot nugent lover

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:05:52 No.51166546 Report

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>>51166482
Please take your medication.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:07:41 No.51166559 Report

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>>51166482
this is what fighting types should look like btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:24:50 No.51166648 Report

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>>51166522
This. The starters in Gen 1 were animalistic-looking not cereal mascots

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:29:01 No.51166670 Report

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>>51166482
even as a kid I thought the trunks and belt were out of place.
but other than that the design is kino.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:34:59 No.51166698 Report

Quoted By: >>51166924 >>51167118 >>51167740

>>51166482
Well, Machamp's a God, so it need to exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 11:53:18 No.51166795 Report

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>>51166531
>Kiss your faggot, Nugent lover!
Why yes, OP loves Ted Nugent very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 12:02:30 No.51166847 Report

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>>51166482
Why are you assuming that it's magically fine when Gen 1 does it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 12:17:49 No.51166915 Report

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>>51166482
never really liked him tbhonest but it would have been a whole lot worse if he evolved from some adorable quadruped like Litten

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 12:19:40 No.51166924 Report

Quoted By: >>51167023

>>51166698
Machamp could beat Goku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 12:43:47 No.51167023 Report

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>>51166924
Machamp doesn't need to do anything to beat Goku, or anyone else from it's franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 13:03:38 No.51167118 Report

Quoted By: >>51167164

>>51166698
where'd this meme come from

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 13:04:49 No.51167126 Report

Quoted By: >>51170634

>>51166482
I never liked the ideas of humanoid or fighting type pokemon. I also dislike object-mon. I just want a bunch of weird magical animal friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 13:10:57 No.51167164 Report

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>>51167118
What meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 14:48:34 No.51167650 Report

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>>51166505
The general design always made me think of battletoads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 15:01:13 No.51167740 Report

Quoted By: >>51168099 >>51168223 >>51168462 >>51169868

>>51166698
>Machamp's a God
Uh-huh, sure it is. That's why it's always a jobber in the anime and the pokedex has numerous entries shitting on it right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 15:03:03 No.51167750 Report

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>>51166482
Not this fucking thread again
>inb4 hitmonchan is less humanoid than blaziken

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 15:06:10 No.51167763 Report

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>>51166482
Fighting and Psychic types are allowed to be humanoid if the concept suits them.

It's different to make a Rabbit a football player

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 15:07:41 No.51167770 Report

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>The same guaranteed replies bait over and over
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 15:53:09 No.51168099 Report

Quoted By: >>51171935

>>51167740
If you have the amount of muscle Machamp has, you've earned the right to be called a God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 16:10:17 No.51168223 Report

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>>51167740
>the pokedex has numerous entries shitting on it right?
aside from Grimmsnarl, who else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 16:37:05 No.51168462 Report

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>>51167740
>shitting on it
I don't remember any of this except Machamp losing to fucking Squirtle bubbles. Any more examples?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 16:42:45 No.51168502 Report

Quoted By: >>51169921

I don't think it matters. Pokémon is fantasy first and foremost and contextualizes many different ideas and concepts as Pokémon. It's the clever arranging of familiar things and familiar creatures into Pokémon which are entirely fictional beings. We can have creatures that resemble magnets be natural living creatures because we are dealing with fiction and fantasy.

Even in the real wolrd human-like animals have existed in the human imagination. Other great apes are the perfect example because we have written accounts where they are described in very human terms, including one where they are presented as human. Cryptids like big foot also represent potentially fictional natural creatures with a very human like apperance.

In short I don't find any of these offensive when we are dealing with a world constructed of magical fantastical natural creatures. A bipedal bodybuilder-like creature with DDD mouth doesn't stand out in the backdrop of natural wildlife that summons elemental energy at will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 16:43:48 No.51168513 Report

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>>51166482
Doesn't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 19:58:12 No.51169868 Report

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>>51167740
>dex entries
such as?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 20:10:21 No.51169921 Report

Quoted By: >>51169932 >>51171256

>>51168502
It's weird and creepy to design something to look like a person when you plan on portraying it as a pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 20:12:25 No.51169932 Report

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>>51169921
>Doesn't treat your Pokémon as equals.
Shame on you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 21:50:30 No.51170610 Report

Quoted By: >>51170632

nah lol, machamp sucks equal amounts of ass

it's mostly a problem with starters, though, it's weird to have a sort of "first pet" grow into a weird not-human with a job and very obvious gender and shit; was already getting excessive in gen 4 (not super offensive or anything, but Infernape and Empoleon seem like the beginning of the end in retrospect), but it really got bad in gen 7 and arguably 6 I think.

I also personally prefer animalistic mon since I find it uncomfortable to use human-likes when they're not at least semi-animalistic, but I get the appeal and don't want them exterminated from the franchise or anything. Just less of them, and 1 at most in starter trios please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 21:53:29 No.51170632 Report

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>>51170610
These kinds of Pokemon are perfectly fine because Pokemon never should have been limited to merely being pets, and anyone who says that's how things should be is wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 21:53:48 No.51170634 Report

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>>51167126
I see so you're a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 23:10:15 No.51171185 Report

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>>51166505
>duck mouth and fins
nigger lips and corn rows
jynx took the bullet so manigger could survive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 23:20:19 No.51171256 Report

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>>51169921
Not really because it's not a person and doesn't look like one. It's more like owning a weird gorilla more than anything. Pokémon designs usually try to stay away from being human-like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 23:40:06 No.51171434 Report

Quoted By: >>51171546

>>51171256
"I thought about how wide the variety of Pokémon could be and wanted to push the envelope of what would be accepted. So the first one I made was Blaziken. I wondered if people would go for such a humanoid Pokémon, I was intentionally testing the waters. Over the years we’ve developed an image of what a Pokémon looks like, but this time we decided to push those boundaries and weaken the idea of what can’t be a Pokémon."
-Sugimori

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2022 23:52:04 No.51171546 Report

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>>51171434
tits soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 00:15:51 No.51171766 Report

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>>51166482
Machamp has natural proportions compared to more modern Pokémon (Incineroar's sausage fingers and tiny wrists and Inteleon's anorexia body as example. Modern designs stray further from being animalistic and more towards cartoonish (not 100% mind you, Corviknight is a good modern design).

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 00:39:02 No.51171935 Report

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>>51168099
Exactly. Mortals can't possibly dream of having such a perfect build

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 00:41:13 No.51171950 Report

Quoted By: >>51171972

>>51166482
>literally exists
he doesn't, he's actually fictional, like all Pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 00:44:04 No.51171972 Report

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>>51171950
>He doesn't exist
He might exist, but on far greater scale, above everything we know...

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 06:15:50 No.51174142 Report

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>>51166482
>literally

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 06:22:35 No.51174170 Report

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>>51166482
because homos don't spam threads with muscle pokemon as often as coomers make threads about pokemon with fat tits

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 06:23:30 No.51174174 Report

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>>51166482

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 06:23:31 No.51174175 Report

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>>51166482
I actually don't hate humanoid designs, I just like to shitpost because nobody wants to have civil conversations on this fucking board anymore.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 06:31:25 No.51174210 Report

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>>51166505
its supposed to be a mask

think Ultimate Muscle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 08:23:22 No.51174549 Report

Quoted By: >>51175198

>>51166482
Machamp is based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 11:45:36 No.51175198 Report

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>>51174549
Based on Conkeldurr's bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2022 12:34:17 No.51175419 Report

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>>51166505
its a monster
do you not understand the head fins too?

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