LAST TIME:
>I challenge the zombie gym, and win because I had a soviet heavy tank
>After some exploration, my Humanoid Dratini evolves into a Dragonair, and grows bigger tits and a longer tail.
>Some catches are made, including Regice, Aron, Registeel, Regieleki, Axew, Shelgon, Jangmo-o, Gible, and I plan on catching Deino & Regidrago in this thread since I was going on a vacation for 6 days.
>I successfully summon both writefags (since there's apparently two ones using the same name and posting habits) and watch the second rejuv discussion thread get raided by a schizo after bump limit. God damn it

Whiteout counter: 10
Badges: 6

TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Attempted Suicides: 1 (1 successful)
Unwinnable battles: 2
Legendary catch fails: 7
TALLY OF LULZ:
Times someone asked us to fuck them: 1
TALLY OF FAIL:
Broken scripts: 1
Memory leaks: 1
Crashes: 3

Previous Threads: https://pastebin.com/jr1cJHNG

What the fuck is this garbage?
>This is Pokemon Wack, a fangame that takes itself even less seriously than reborn
>Don't play with the randomizer on
>Decisions are made via GETs; dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can force thread long rules, and quads override trips & cause permanent rules (subject to the Fuck You clause) while having a high chance to summon writefag.

GET rules:
>There must be at least one ground or steel type pokemon in the party at any time
>At least one party member must be a Wack fakemon, custom forms/evos count as the base pokemon
>Dragapult is a mandatory party member