>>51234953Well let's think, he's a big, heavy guy. However he's also gay. This and his Nation of origin being Ukraine, I see one of two teams being likely
Hiker/Mountain Man Archetype
>Graveler/Golem due to its ubiquity among those trainers>Dunsparce due to its somewhat flamboyant features (1 or two Hikers in HGSS have this Pokémon)>Dugtrio due to its...phallic design>Magneton/Magnezone to represent a severely obese person's inherent reliance on technology (Perhaps in the Pokémon world it could power his CPAP machine)>Onix: Again, Hiker, and again, phallic>Machamp balances out the team, providing an okay switch-in for this team's severe weakness to GroundAlternatively, we go with the terrain of his homeland and take from the 'Field' and 'Grass' Egg Groups:
>Hippowdon to set up Sandstorm and Hit brutal STAB Earthquake>Mamoswine to fire off brutally strong Ice Fangs and even harder Earthquakes>Camerupt to provide Fire STAB without taking Sandstorm chip damage>Ferrothorn to switch in predicting Water or Grass attacks>Vaporeon as a bulky Water Type with deadly STAB Surf>Slaking because Snorlax isn't in either egg group and it's the one available that resembles him most 
