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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 12:32:36 No.51244807 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51244842 >>51244872 >>51245045 >>51245107 >>51245114

Guys I-I busted a nut on my Treecko plushes little green feet. I couldn't help it his feet are just so cute and soft! >\\\\<
How do you wash cum off of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 12:34:40 No.51244817 Report

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Weak cum of a chronic masturbator

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 12:39:32 No.51244842 Report

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>>51244807
Don't be a bitch, lick it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 12:39:34 No.51244843 Report

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please kill yourself OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 12:49:02 No.51244872 Report

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>>51244807
Absolute Chad right here.
Godspeed to you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:19:28 No.51245025 Report

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bump!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:22:54 No.51245045 Report

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>>51244807
Seek professional help

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:26:22 No.51245062 Report

Quoted By: >>51245086

HRRRR....
YOU GUYS I SHIT MY PANTS
WHAT DO?! HOW I WIPE ASS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:30:42 No.51245086 Report

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>>51245062
I had a friend who legitimately didn't know what to do when his dog shit on his blanket. I had to sit him down and explain that he did not in fact need to throw it away and he could just remove the shit and clean the fucking blanket. He wasn't autistic or anything, just really fucking uniformed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:32:03 No.51245091 Report

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>>51245086
me hope he okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:32:10 No.51245093 Report

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>>51245086
My ex once thought our water stopped working when the power went out. So yeah, there's people like that out there...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:34:29 No.51245107 Report

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>>51244807
Embarrasing amount of cum.
It's like the effort put in bdsp but way smaller.
Do you really love her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:36:06 No.51245114 Report

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>>51244807
Kaka leak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:37:37 No.51245121 Report

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>>51245093
In his very stupid defense, he was contemplating throwing it out because he didn't understand that washing machines don't in fact just swish the laundry around in their own soup and there's actual running water involved during the cycles. So, he was forward thinking enough to try and account for the flaw in cleaning something by letting it soak in shit-water. Upside is that he learned how to do his own laundry that day, at the ripe age of 24.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:41:59 No.51245146 Report

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UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:48:18 No.51245191 Report

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>>51245121
Your friend just sounds kind of fucking retarded desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:52:32 No.51245215 Report

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>>51245191
He never did his own laundry so he never actually contemplated how a washing machine works. People can be glaringly stupid with certain subjects if they don't get experience with them early enough. Had another friend who's really fucking smart, never owned a toaster so he ruined mine by putting toast toppings on the bread before toasting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 14:32:47 No.51245546 Report

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why are you fuckers still posting in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 14:43:19 No.51245604 Report

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>>51245086
>just really fucking uniformed.
He was uniformed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 14:45:39 No.51245626 Report

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>>51245215
He isn't supposed to do laundry! That's a woman's job! You actually turned him into a faggot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 14:53:45 No.51245668 Report

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>>51245626
I know you're probably joking/being facetious, but I always laugh at people who are serious about this because it looks totally pathetic when a man has to "fend for himself" (when a woman isn't around) but can't cook, clean, or prepare, etc. It makes us look like sad puppies lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 15:04:42 No.51245726 Report

Quoted By: >>51245821

>>51245668
that just sounds like laziness to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Aug 2022 15:20:17 No.51245821 Report

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>>51245726
Sheer laziness and patheticism.

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