>>51250562Try me.
During the entire Pokémon Green development I carried a loaded Nambo under my couch whenever the loan sharks would come and ask for the rent money. I scammed Tajiri out of his last cent and the only reason Iwata left with his life after talking shit to my face was because Ishihara freaked out, knowing I had shot motherfuckers over much less and was going to hear shit from some Sonic dev or whatever.
I named Pikachu after the hooker Ishihara and I called while Iwata tried to fix the game in one week before shipping because by then, all there was of the code was a .txt file called New Document. At one point I had so much dirt on everyone in Nintendo that they let me get away with putting a pedophile on probation as game director and nobody ever questioned why the fuck a musical composer had so much power over the developer.
They did not retire me, they bribed me with a larger wage and a comfy position because lately I had been bringing so many hookers in and out of the studio that no one could get anything done.
Don't fuck me. I culled 600 Pokémon with a smile on my face. Don't ever forget: I hate your guts.
