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THESE are the best and the DEFINITIVE Pokémon games. Full fucking stop.
>Here are your starter choices: An exotic as fuck plant dinousaur, a god damn fire dragon, oh and did I mention a mother fuckin turtle with hydro cannons in its shell?
>Here's your rival, he's a fuckin asshole who fucks.
>Beat the first few gyms? How about THUNDERBOLT TM as a reward. Oh pretty much everything on your team can learn it.
>Thirsty? Have some vending machine drinks? All good? Give them to that girl over there for mother fuckin ICE BEAM, ROCK SLIDE, AND GOD DAMN TRI ATTACK.
>Don't wanna do that gym yet? YOU'RE THE FUCKIN BOSS. Come back and do most of the gyms in any fuckin order you like. In fact, explore the map however the FUCK you want while you're at it.
>What's that? OH SHIT IT'S A RANDOM ASS LEGENDARY BIRD. CATCH DAT SHIT!
>Beat the main game? Hook your shit up to Stadium for hard as shit battles and MOTHERFUCKIN MINIGAMES.
Red/Blue are S tier. Nuff said.
>Here are your starter choices: An exotic as fuck plant dinousaur, a god damn fire dragon, oh and did I mention a mother fuckin turtle with hydro cannons in its shell?
>Here's your rival, he's a fuckin asshole who fucks.
>Beat the first few gyms? How about THUNDERBOLT TM as a reward. Oh pretty much everything on your team can learn it.
>Thirsty? Have some vending machine drinks? All good? Give them to that girl over there for mother fuckin ICE BEAM, ROCK SLIDE, AND GOD DAMN TRI ATTACK.
>Don't wanna do that gym yet? YOU'RE THE FUCKIN BOSS. Come back and do most of the gyms in any fuckin order you like. In fact, explore the map however the FUCK you want while you're at it.
>What's that? OH SHIT IT'S A RANDOM ASS LEGENDARY BIRD. CATCH DAT SHIT!
>Beat the main game? Hook your shit up to Stadium for hard as shit battles and MOTHERFUCKIN MINIGAMES.
Red/Blue are S tier. Nuff said.
