>>51257276Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Espeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Espeon are an average of 2"11' tall and 58.4 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for Special Attack and access to Psych Up, it can get absolutely wild. Due to their telepathic powers, there's no doubt in my mind that an Espeon would match your arousal, and reach into deep corners of your mind to find shit you didn't even know you were into. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with having smooth silky fur to caress alongside their nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their ability Synchronize, they can easily pass on the "cumming" status condition to you. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, Espeon can use telekinesis to make your cum float like you're in space. Espeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly special attack stat + Synchronize + Psych Up means it can always match your horniness perfectly and be the ideal partner no matter how you feel.
