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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:23:08 No.51325500 View View Reply Original Report

Anyone know a good way to get rid of a nest of these assholes? They set up one literally 20 feet from my front door, and attack me every time I leave the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:24:42 No.51325512 Report

Quoted By: >>51325531

>smokescreen
>relocate beehive

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:27:51 No.51325531 Report

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>>51325512
I don't live in Kanto where Koffing and Weezing are just belching their toxic fumes everywhere. I actually like living in a region where I can breath the fresh air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:32:51 No.51325557 Report

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Get a solid mid-tier fire type your homeowner’s insurance will cover. They won’t pick a fight with anything that could torch their tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:34:46 No.51325571 Report

Quoted By: >>51325584 >>51325604 >>51325692

Not the retarded roleplaying threads again. Fuck off.
And don’t use ”oh but porn and shitposts are allowed??” as an excuse, that’s how those Team Rocket roleplay retards stuck around for so long. Both things can be bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:36:35 No.51325584 Report

Quoted By: >>51325620

>>51325571
>nooooo a genwar tranny porn thread died for this!
Good. Tongue my anus, niggerfaggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:40:16 No.51325604 Report

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>>51325571
>Not the retarded roleplaying threads again. Fuck off.
>And don’t use ”oh but porn and shitposts are allowed??” as an excuse, that’s how those Team Rocket roleplay retards stuck around for so long. Both things can be bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:41:16 No.51325613 Report

Quoted By: >>51325620 >>51325674

Can this thing PLEASE stop trying to have sex with me? I'm not into kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:42:43 No.51325620 Report

Quoted By: >>51325653 >>51325692

>>51325584
>literally immediately defaults to exactly what I predicted
Sasuga anon-kun
Next time make up a valid argument for why your livejournal roleplay circlejerk sesh should exist that doesn’t rely on other shit threads also existing

>>51325613
like clockwork

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:50:25 No.51325653 Report

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>>51325620
>b-but I said inb4! You can’t just make fun of me for being a fun-hating shitposter faggot!
I am making fun of you for being a fun-hating shitposter faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:51:19 No.51325661 Report

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>>51325500
Bee sex lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:53:55 No.51325674 Report

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>>51325613
Fairies hate cold iron. Just get her a metal choker and make her wear it until she stops making advances. They’re like ten yen at the pokemart, you have no excuse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 04:57:40 No.51325692 Report

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>>51325571
>>51325620
Nobody's arguing with you anon. This isn't some kind of le ebin debate where you're going to wow us with your flawless logic. Nobody here gives a shit about what you have to say, so your options are to either stay here and seethe about it or go find another thread.

Simple as

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:14:01 No.51325785 Report

Quoted By: >>51325800

MY FUCKING TRASH BAGS COME TO LIFE AND MESS WITH ME WHILE I AM SLEEPING

HOW DO I MAKE THIS SHIT STOP???

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:16:05 No.51325800 Report

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>>51325785
Bro it's just Zigzagoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:16:17 No.51325802 Report

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>Yamask is allegedly a former human
>Cofagrigus is a maneater
Doesn’t anyone else find this incredibly fucked up?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:34:27 No.51325892 Report

Quoted By: >>51325925 >>51325927 >>51325935

How interesting is it that despite making up only 13% of the poké population, Dark types are responsible for 50% of the crimes. How best can we curb this statistic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:41:33 No.51325925 Report

Quoted By: >>51325947

>>51325892
Crime? I'm in waste management pal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:42:37 No.51325927 Report

Quoted By: >>51325947

>>51325892
Ayo traina Dark Types Matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:44:29 No.51325935 Report

Quoted By: >>51325947

>>51325892
Inject every Dark type with a serum that increases their aggression 1000x. Why the fuck are Dark types only committing half of all crime. They should be committing 99.9% at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:48:11 No.51325947 Report

Quoted By: >>51325956 >>51325991

>>51325925
>>51325927
>>51325935
Darkigger sympathizers
I suppose we should just ignore the Goldenrod riots, then? I lost my entire livelihood to a single Dark Pulse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 05:52:04 No.51325956 Report

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>>51325947
Listen up you motherless fuck. Me, Honchkrow, and the rest of the Dark type boys are in waste management. If I hear about you going around spread rumors about us again then I'm not going to be responsible for what happens, capeesh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:02:05 No.51325991 Report

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>>51325947
Wat you normal type niggas expect when bitch ass Jenny wouldnt let my brotha Scrafty up, nigga said he couldnt breathe yet she still tryna catch him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:40:24 No.51326120 Report

Quoted By: >>51326140 >>51326153 >>51326168

>>51325500
>Go hiking
>Encounter a really aggressive Ninetales
>Didn't bring more than some support mons so it wipes my team
>Drags me to its cave
>Has its way with me over two weeks
>It fucking lays eggs repeatedly
>The local Officer Jennys finally manage to track down its den. Humiliated as they have to help drag me out and cover me with one of their coats.
>Local laughing stock now and girlfriend is acting jealous of all things
>They put the eggs in a local daycare "just in case" i want them since they're mine
They never found the Ninetales and I'm still worried it'll bust into my house to try to take over
What the fuck do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:46:33 No.51326140 Report

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>>51326120
Kek all californians are secretly furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:51:40 No.51326153 Report

Quoted By: >>51326174

>>51326120
Pray to arceus lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:55:46 No.51326168 Report

Quoted By: >>51326174

>>51326120
I'm sorry but wtf lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2022 06:57:32 No.51326174 Report

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>>51326153
>>51326168
It fucking laid EGGS
There's no way those are mine, right?????

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