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/vp/ plays Pokemon Wack

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LAST TIME:
>The first place we visit in cyberspace is the Data Fields, and get ambushed by a Terra cosplayer
>Holy shit we've found the first custom battle background 50 hours in
>After going through the Social Media, LedditGag, Ebay, and Deep Web zones, we accidentally get lost in the Dark Web and end up fighting a Juvite admin; catching a Dragurve while I was down there
>Winning caused us to go back to the hub to enter the Corrupted Crags; a mostly flat area full of messy floor textures.
>We fight another Juvite admin who pulls out a legendary after getting swept by Snowpeak. Notice a pattern?
>We go into the core of Cyberspace and get swept by an Orderymid.
>After checking the wiki for weaknesses, we win, watch a long cutscene, and catch Ultirus and Datagon.
>When exiting Cyberspace, we get a phone call
>Apparently Team Wack has started a concentration camp
>Whatever they're using for the furnaces, I need to steal it to upgrade my KV1's plasma destroyer

Whiteout counter: 15
Badges: 10

TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Confirmed deaths: 1
Attempted Suicides: 1 (1 successful)
Unwinnable battles: 4
Legendary catch fails: 9
TALLY OF LULZ:
Times someone asked us to fuck them: 1
TALLY OF FAIL:
Broken scripts: 2
Memory leaks: 1
Crashes: 5

Previous Threads: https://pastebin.com/jr1cJHNG

What the fuck is this garbage?
>This is Pokemon Wack, a fangame that takes itself even less seriously than reborn
>Don't play with the randomizer on
>Decisions are made via GETs; dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can force thread long rules, and quads override trips & cause permanent rules (subject to the Fuck You clause) while having a high chance to summon writefag.

GET rules:
>Sandslash (any form) is a mandatory party emmber
>At least one party member must be a Wack fakemon, custom forms/evos count as the base pokemon
>Dragapult is a mandatory party member